A.N.: This is what happens when I think about Tim Burton's Alice in Wonderland and haiku at the same time! I hope you enjoy.
Alice Kingsley is
A revolutionary,
Far beyond her times.
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A corset? Never!
Nor will I put on stockings.
I am against them.
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Is that a rabbit?
It's wearing a blue waistcoat…
I think I've gone mad!
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Time is ticking on.
We really ought to hurry,
We are very late!
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You're terribly late
You know, naughty. We had to
Have tea without you!
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Valiant dormouse
Best fighter in the movie
Despite her small size
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Why can't I use the
Dormouse's full name in my
Haikus? Syllables.
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Is it "Mall-ym-kun",
Or is it "Mally-um-kin"?
It's only said once…
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Alice gets her dress
Back when she leaves Underland,
But not her necklace!
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The Jabberwocky
Most feared creature in the world
Now, it has no head.
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Why does Alice have
Shoes when she is so tiny?
Magic, shrinking shoes!
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Why don't I get to
Go have fun in Underland?
Where's that rabbit hole?
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Here's a tribute to
All people the Red Queen killed.
We'll always miss you.
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Iracebeth of
Crims, sadistic sovereign.
Her reign has ended.
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White is good, red bad,
According to the movie.
But are they, really?
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You really don't want
To know what goes into those
Magic foods, Alice.
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You're all late for tea!
Please do not upset the Hare.
Oops, you didn't duck!
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When did a hatter
Learn to make a tiny dress
With just his scissors?
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She calls him Hatter,
He calls her Mally. Why don't
They use their full names?
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You have very poor
Evaporating skills. No,
I should be the one.
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Tweedles Dee and Dum
I can't tell the two apart!
They should have name tags.
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Hatter/Alice? Yes,
That pairing is popular,
But isn't my choice.
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Reality or
Dream? Who says that there has to
Be a difference?
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I'm considering
Things that start with the letter
"M", such as "muchness"!
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Let's go east to Queast,
Or south to Snud. Whichever,
It is safer there.