Heyy guys!! Well, I'm taking a break from my 'True Tales of a Real Girl in a Fictional World' story to write a oneshot valentines thingie. XD so yea…hopes you like!


2D sat alone in the dark depths of his own room. He sighed lightly. The thought of it being that time of the year where romance comes together and cupid shoots arrows at your bottom to make you feel love made him feel more lonely than usual. He hated Valentines Day. It only reminded him of the old relationship him and Paula Cracker had once upon a time. It was a useless holiday to him. He turned onto his side and faced his orange pill bottle. He grabbed it and popped two into his mouth and dry swallowed them.

"I hate Valentines Day." He said to himself.

Noodle yawned and outstretched her arms. She looked at her calendar. February 14, 2007. She smiled. She hopped out of bed and threw on a cute pink dress with little frills under it and white knee-socks with pick buckle shoes. Once she was dressed, she ran to find some pink and red construction paper to make valentines for her fellow band mates. She found glue, pencils, paper, and crayons and retreated back to her room. She started to whip together Russel's valentine, then Murdoc's, and finally, 2D's. She worked especially hard on 2D's because of a little secret she had kept bottled inside her ever since she arrived in that crate. Done. She smiled and ran downstairs to find her friends.

"Hello Russel-san! Happy Valentines Day!" she said cutely.

She smiled and took the valentine from her. He patted her on the head. She giggled.

"Thanks baby girl. I love it." He told her.

She skipped off to find the gritty bassist. He sat alone on the couch smoking a fag and drinking some vodka. She plopped down next to him. He turned to her. He looked at her up and down.

"Why you dressed like that?" he asked.

"Because it's Valentines Day silly!!" he smiled.

He raised an eyebrow. And turned back to Women's Mud Resealing ((I think that's how you spell it O.O;)). Noodle pouted.

"Don't you care?" she asked.

He took a sip of his vodka.

"Not one bit."

She frowned.

"Well, here. Take this anyway."

She pulled out Murdoc's valentine and placed it onto his lap. She left. Murdoc looked down at the card. He opened it and smiled. He looked side to side to see if anyone was looking. When the coast was clear, he put the card in his back pocket.

Noodle was about to make her final trip. 2D's room. Butterflies were filling her stomach as she got closer and closer. Before she knew it, she was there. She knocked.

"2D-san! It's Noodle! I have something for you!" she shouted.

She waited a minute. Behind the door, 2D blushed. He moved as quickly as he could. He threw on a pair of jeans and a shirt. He looked in the mirror to check his hair.

"Krap." He said to himself.

He brushed his hair quickly. Once done, he ran to the door and found Noodle. He blushed. She looked so cute.

"Hey luv. What is it?" he asked.

Noodle looked down blushing and handed him a valentine's card. He took it and smiled. He patted her on the head.

"Thanks luv." He told her smiled.

"Aren't you gunna open it?" she asked.

He looked at her and smiled.

"Sure. Right now?" he asked.

She nodded. He slowly opened the card. It was a poem.

Dreaming about you and me,
waking up and knowing it'll never be.
You are always in my dreams,
I don't know why, or what it means.
My dreams are filled with thoughts of you,
us together, someday two.

At the bottom, he found a small candy heart that read, 'Be Mine'. 2D blushed and looked a Noodle who was also blushing. He smiled and kissed her. She froze. They embraced for a little while. They released. Noodle giggled. 2D smiled.

"Happy Valentines Day Noodle."

"Happy Valentines Day 2D."

She left and 2D sat on the floor holding the card to heart.

"I love Valentines Day."