Canada, also known as Matthew Williams, had just sat through another meeting at the World Conference Building. The meeting was about global warming and had been surprisingly uneventful, only two fistfights, three nations unconscious and only one person ran into the meeting screaming about the world ending.
Because the meeting had ended most nations had left, leaving only a few nations in the room. As Canada gathered his papers, someone walked up behind him.
"Uh, M-Matthew, c-can I talk to you for a minute?" A feminine voice stuttered. Matthew looked up to see Dixie L. Jones, the personification of the Confederate States of America. She looked nervous, something Matthew rarely saw. She was biting her lower lip, running her hand through her hair, and having trouble looking straight at him.
"Alright, what is it?" He asked. She stopped biting her lip and looked around.
"Uh, could we wait for everyone to leave first?" She asked. Matthew was confused at first, but then saw Alfred watching them like a hock from across the room, ignoring Arthur, who was yelling at him about something.
"Alright, I can wait for them to leave if it's that important." Matthew sighed.
After a few minutes everyone had left.
"Alright, so what is it?"
"Well Matt… its… I… well…"She said, looking more nervous, if that was possible.
"Well, what? Is something wrong, are you alright?" Matthew asked, concerned for her.
"Matthew, you remember last month after the meeting you escorted me home, I got you some coffee, we watched a movie and then…" Her voice trailed off as both their faces turned red.
"Uh, yes, I remember." Matthew said. His mind started to make connections, but the only possibility was unimaginable to him.
"Well Matt, you see," she stopped took a deep breath "Matt, I'm pregnant."
Matthew felt a mix of emotions he couldn't describe. He was about to respond to her, but before he could the door to the meeting room was kicked down to reveal a furious Alfred F. Jonas, who had an aura of fire around him.
"You did WHAT and are WHAT?" He yelled.
Matthew swallowed hard, thinking ''.