Chapter 1
"Look at the sky Fishbones!" I said to my rocket launcher. I was sitting on a rooftop looking at the night sky above me.
"It looks beautiful!" Fishbones said back to me in his deep voice. Ah! Life was great for me, no bills to pay; I had plenty of money left over from robbing like every bank in Piltover. The only sad part about my life is… finding one guy who can stay with me for more than like… a month.
"This sucks Fishbones… I know I have you guys but, I really want another friend." I said to my fish shaped rocket launcher. I kicked my legs in the air and looked down. My blue long braids were flowing in the wind, and my pink bright eyes looked like flashlights. I put my head on my fist, sighing.
"Jinx I think you should just give up on finding another friend. Everyone seems to run away from you, or when you actually find a guy, you drive him crazy." Fish bones said to me. I watched the boys and if I was desperate… some of the girls too that were below me. Ha, a girl has to keep her options open.
"Man fishbones, when do I ever drive the guys I date crazy?" I asked, putting a finger to my lips.
"Last week, you drove your last boyfriend crazy because he left for five minutes. You thought he was cheating on you. The second time you actually chased a boy down the street with an axe screaming "You fuck head! I told you to not look at her ass! Now let me kill you!" I sighed, Fishbones was telling the truth. I do act like a crazy bitch every now and then. Don't get me wrong, I won't actually kill someone, I just like to fuck with my victims. I was going to replay to Fishbones when I spotted a cutie across the street from where I was sitting. He had an afro, wasn't skinny and far from fat, and was wearing a white T-shirt and blue jeans. I leaned my head just a little bit to get a closer look at the cutie's face. He had brown eyes and light brown skin. I licked my lips and crossed my legs.
"I want him…" I said out loud.
"Here we go again…" Fishbones said, giving a long sigh. I smacked my rocket launcher on his head.
"Look Fishy, I want a relationship damn it, and I will have one!" I yelled. I turned my head around and tried to find the young boy. "Alright he went inside the apartments across from us, let's go!" I yelled, putting my fist in the air. I stood up and ran across the rooftops, heading for the apartments. "Nothing but some old school parkour huh Fishbones!" I said, while jumping from rooftop to rooftop. I slid down a pipe leading to the streets, and landed onto of a closed dumpster. "Yuck! Smells like shit…" I whispered. I got off of the dumbster and left the alleyway. "Okay, where to find a shop so I can buy some perfume?" I asked myself. My pink eyes lit up when I saw a store right beside me selling a whole bunch of perfumes. "That was convenient!" I said. I walked to the shop, and looked at the title of the store. It was named uh… well it had some words written in a different language I couldn't understand. I shrugged my shoulders and walked in.
"Hello… oh shit! Its Jinx!" The old man yelled. I sighed and pulled out Zap.
"Alright listen up you old bag of bones, I would like to have that perfume over there! You got to the count of twenty-seven!" I yelled. The old guy looked at me with a confused face. "I am not bullshitting! You have twenty-four seconds left!" The old guy sighed and walked to the perfume.
"You want this one?" he asked. I rubbed my chin and put away Zap.
"Can I smell it?" I asked. The clerk shook his head and gave me the perfume and walked behind the counter. I studied his movements carefully before walking behind the desk with him. "Let me guess you were going to hit that big red button right?" I asked, with a smile on my face. He shook his head yes. "Well no need to call the cops, I will be taking this perfume." I said. I smelled the perfume, and it smelled like apples. I guess it will have to do. I ran out the store and headed to the apartment. "Old Heights Apartments" it read when I opened the door. I walked inside and there was Two elevators to the left of me, and a big ass desk on the right. There was a fat guy sleeping with his legs up on the desk, snoring. The walls and pretty much everything else were colored brownish, and the elevator were bright sliver. I walked up and banged my hands on the brown table.
"Ah! Who the fu-" The guy said to me. "Ji-Jinx! Wh-What do you want!" he yelled. I smiled at his fear and pulled out Zap.
"Did a light brown guy come in here today?" I asked. The fat guy shivered at me.
"You m-mean Anthony? Yeah he lives on the fifth f-floor. Please don't hurt me!" he yelled. I put Zap away and smiled.
"Thanks!" I said. I turned around and walked to the elevator. I pushed the up button and the doors opened. "If you want to live, I suggest you don't call the cops." I said with an evil smile. He gulped so loud I could hear it from where I was. The doors closed and tapped my foot, waiting for the doors to open again. When they finally opened I looked around, there was five doors on this floor. "Shit, I forgot to ask the fat fucker which door he is in. I sighed. I turned around and pushed the down button. I got in and went to the first floor. The doors opened and I yelled "Hey! What door number?" The guy fell out of his chair, making my giggle.
"Two!" he yelled.
"Thanks!" I yelled. I went back to the fifth floor and walked to the second door. I put my hand on the door, but I couldn't knock on it. "I almost forgot to spray my perfume!" I said. I reached into Fishbones mouth and pulled out my perfume. I sprayed it on me three times and put it back into his mouth. I took a deep breath an knocked onto the door. I heard some locks open on the other side and the door opened slowly. I was soon face to face with pretty boy.
"Can I help you?" he asked. I put a finger to my lips.
"Yes you can! My name is Jinx, and you are my new boyfriend!" I said. His face made a confused look.
"Come again?" he asked. I frowned.
"You… are… my… new… boyfriend. Damn can you speak English?" I said. He laughed at my face. "Whats so funny?" I asked.
"Well one, aren't you a famous criminal? And two, I can see you're not good at making friends." He said. The nerve of this boy, telling me I don't know how to make friends.
"I do! Now pack your shit, your living with me from now on." I ordered. The boy laughed again.
"Until you ask for my name, I will go." He said. Shit what was his name again…
"Uh… I don't know your name." He put one hand onto a wall.
"Here I will start you off, Whats your name?" he asked. Huh? Why is he asking for my name? I swear I just said it.
"My name is Jinx! Dur!" I said. He crossed his arms at me.
"Now you ask for my name, dur." He said back. I crossed my name and blew my hair out of my face.
"Whats your name?" I asked, taking a look at his body. He was built like me, just a little bigger. He was taller than me, making me regret my height.
"Anthony, nice to meet yah Jinx." He said, giving out his hand. I smiled and pulled his hand, making him fall out of his apartment. "Ouch, what was that for…" he asked. I giggled and pulled him up.
"Time to go!" I said. Anthony sighed and rubbed his forehead.
"You can't really expect me to just go right? I don't trust you." he said, folding his arms.
"Whadya mean don't trust me?" I asked. Anthony sighed even louder and walked back into his apartment.
"If you want, I can make you some tea." He said. I shrugged my shoulders and walked into his apartment. Anthony's apartment was very clean; well there were pizza boxes and video game controllers on the carpet floors. His walls were painted blue, and there was another bed room to the left of me. To the right was a small kitchen, with a checkerboard floor design. The kitchen had its own bar, and bar chairs to sit on. "Want some?" he asked. I raised an eyebrow and took a cup of tea. I tasted the tea and the taste was great, just a little bit too sweet. I put the white cup on the bar and folded my arms.
"Soooooooo, are you going to pack your shit? Or do I have too?" I asked. Anthony finished his tea and laughed.
"I will leave, on one condition." I sighed. This is really not going like I planned. The original plan was to kidnap this cute boy and take him to my Lair, but noooooooooooo.
"What is the condition…" I said, putting my hand to my forehead. Anthon smiled, and I almost melted.
"Easy, let's be friends!" he said, giving me his hand. I had a confused look on my face.
"I don't want friends! I want a boyfriend!" I yelled. Anthony walked behind me and turned on his flat screen.
"Want to play Melee?" he asked. He handed me a purple controller with different colors buttons on it. I had the most confused look on my face it wasn't even fucking funny. Why is this handsome boy giving me a controller? On top of that… why the fuck does he want to be friends? I don't want friends damn it! I have fish bones and Pow-Pow for that. I sighed and took the controller.
"How do you play?" I asked. I took a seat on one of the couches and plugged my controller in.
"Easy! Press the X and Y buttons to jump, and press them again to double jump. Also you can press the A button to punch, and the B button to use special attacks. You can learn the rest while I am kicking your ass haha." Anthony smiled and started up the game. Well that last comment was rude. Why would he want to kick my ass at a game I don't even know how to damn play? "Alright pick your character. I will pick Falco." I raised an eyebrow. I picked a guy named Mario, and the game started. We were on a flat board that was called Final Destination. "Go!" the T.v yelled. Anthony's character ran towards mine, and he kicked me. Next his character jumped a little over Mario's head and did two kicks that moved Mario a bit and made him land on his back, knocked out.
"Is he dead?" I asked. Anthony laughed and leaned onto me, making me blush.
"You use this stick to move your character around haha!" he said. I used my thumb and moved the stick around and Mario jumped up. I smiled, and moved the stick closer to Falco, and he got so close that he couldn't move. I pressed the A button, and Mario punched Falco, but Anthony wanted to be an unfair bastard and made Falco roll out of the way. I made an angry face and sighed.
"That's not fair." I said. Anthony scratched his head and smiled.
"I know haha!" he said. I twisted one of my long braids and sighed. I hate it… but I was actually having a little fun. Time passed and we played a few more matches, with me not winning at all. Anthony turned off the purple box, then the T.v. He sat down in front of me and yawned. "That was fun, we should do this more often." I put my controller down and smiled.
"Yeah it was kinda fun, but when do you become my boyfriend?" I asked. Anthony smiled and got up. He walked to his kitchen and took out a green body with clear liquid inside. I couldn't read the name of the bottle to see what he is drinking.
"You want to hang out tomorrow Jinx?" he asked. I raised an eyebrow and stood up.
"Sure." I answered.
"Come around 4, I will be off work by then. Alright?" he asked. I sighed.
"Sure, I'll be here." Anthony smiled and put his soda bottle down. He walked closer to me and gave me a warm hug. My heart went through the fucking roof. He is hugging me! I hugged back but he slowly let me go.
"See yah tomorrow Jinx!" he said. I guess that was my cue to leave. I walked out of his door, waving goodbye. I closed the door behind me, and felt my chest. No one has never made my heart race that fucking much. I walked to the elevator and pushed the down button. I can't wait to come back tomorrow.
