4:33 PM 1/13/2003
E-mail: lac31685@aol.com
By: Chuquita
Quote of the Week: -from dbz ep 147 "Saiyajin, Hurry Up with the Training! Inside the Room of Spirit & Time".
{Trunks:} Father's only been standing like that for 3 days.
Chuey's Corner:
Chuquita: Even though I mentioned this quote in the last fic's end corner I still liked it enough to make it a Q.O.T.W.
Vegeta: (sweatdrops) Me standing perfectly still on a cliff for 3 days straight is amusing to you?
Chuquita: I think it would've made for some funny shorts if they had the camera on you two more during those 3 days. Heh-heh,
can you imagine Mirai attempting various things just to get Veggie to move. [ex. cut off the tip to the cliff--it falls--
Veggie's still standing on it]
Goku: (eagerly) Or standing infront of little Veggie and making funny faces to get him to flinch!
Chuquita: Or wafting a freshly baked pie under his nose (he must've gotten hungry)
Goku: (giggles) Or slowly trickle water from behind Veggie until he runs off to go to the bathroom.
Chuquita: You can't hold that in forever. (nods in agreement)
Vegeta: (embarassed & angry) CAN WE GET OFF THIS SUBJECT!!
Chuquita: Oh-kay!
Goku: (to Veggie) (whispers) *Trickle-trickle-trickle*
Vegeta: (glares at him)
Goku: Heeheehee.
Chuquita: Oh! I drew another manga with the fusion-babies (Vejitto & Gogeta) in it! Only this time they were chibis!
Goku: (eyes widen) (big grin) CHIBI Ji-chan and Goggie?
Chuquita: (nods) Uh-huh! They make such cute chibis too! It originally started as an idea I got from several fics, one from
Miyanon, one from Callimogua, one from Echelon, and a fourth from a fic called Dan Dan Kokoru (Ryukodomo I think; I forget
the author's name, sorry!). All of which involved Son being born a girl or getting turned into one. A very funny idea in my
head.
Goku: (sweatdrops) I don't find it funny.
Chuquita: I figured this'd work better in manga form so I drew about a dozen pages comic-strip style and finished it just
today. Basically Son-kun's counterpart ends up there, they meet with Veggie, and then female Goku's Veggie comes to save her
and bring her back home with all 63 fusion-babies along for the ride.
Vegeta: Sounds unusually short.
Chuquita: A lot of my comics are. (sweatdrops) But this one was fun just because I got to draw the fusion-babies as little
kids AND draw Veggie freaked out in nearly every other strip at the whole thing.
Goku: So the other me really WAS other Veggie's oujo.
Chuquita: Well, yeah, but it didn't have enough substance to make a good fic; well, my plot anyway. The stories that made me
make the comic had really good backplots and, well, this one didn't. In fics it's hard to make stuff pop-up out of nowhere
without an explaination.
Vegeta: (narrowing his eyes) And just HOW do you explain 63 CHILDREN!!
Chuquita: 9 litters, 7 fusion-babies per litter.
Vegeta: (sweatdrops) And the girl Kakarrotto lived through all that.
Chuquita: Yup.
Vegeta: (glances over at Goku, who grins cheesily at him) (turns a pale green) SIXTY-THREE babies..with THAT! (points at Son)
(disgusted) Ohhh, Kami I'm going to throw up.
Chuquita: Calm down, it was female-Goku who had all of them, not our male one! I also gave names to the 5 nameless
fusion-babies in one of my earlier comics; their picture is a mediaminer but the site's havin bandwidth problems so you
probably couldn't see them. Their names are Kajee, Otto, Kayka (like when Son got zapped by that spell in an earlier corner)
Geta, and Donut.
Vegeta: DONUT?!
Chuquita: You got hungry.
Goku: I like donuts Veggie. (rubs his stomach eagerly)
Vegeta: (to Chu) (sweatdrops) What did you do, run out of ways to combine me and Kakarrotto's names?
Chuquita: That too. (shrugs)
Vegeta: (larger sweatdrop)
Chuquita: I also drew a scene from one of my upcoming fanfics which features the hula-veggies.
Goku: (w/big sparkily eyes) HUUUUUUULA Veggies?
Chuquita: Yah, I did this chibinized-deformed doodle of Veggie wearing a hula outfit a couple weeks ago and the idea stuck.
There's 3 identical ones and they roam about Son-kun's head, created by his imagination and some of the leftover Veggie-DNA
from the portara fusion.
Goku: Are they littler than little Veggie?
Chuquita: About half his size.
Goku: YAY! (musing) I bet there's so cute-n-little!
Vegeta: (turns a mild red) Thanks Chu.
Chuquita: You know since mediaminer's broke for the moment I might paste that comic along with the hula-veggie pic up on my
site.
Vegeta: (sweatdrops) I thought you abandoned that idea.
Chuquita: Not completely. Actually I've had all the pages finished for a while, but the free geocites server I got doesn't
translate the images right when there's more than one on a page. I got my schedule screwed this year so I missed out on the
html course. BUT I do know how to upload an image-per-page and put my doodles and doujinshi pictures up that way. I think I
might even try doing that later in the week. If I do I'll place the url in here somewhere. (nods)
Goku: Heeheehee, hula-veggies.. (looks down at Veggie) Little Veggie wanna hula for me?
Vegeta: (wild embarassment) NO WAY!! I'M NOT GOING TO GET UP ON THE TABLE STRIP DOWN TO A LONG GRASS DRESS AND FLOWERS AND
DANCE FOR YOU AND THE AUDIANCE'S ENJOYMENT!!!
Chuquita: I dunno, I think it'd be funny.
Goku: (smiles) [holds up hula outfit] Veggie here.
Vegeta: (shrieks) NO!!!
Goku: (sadly) Aww....COME 'ERE! [tackles Veggie to the ground]
Vegeta: (yelps) HEY!! LET GO OF ME!!!
Chuquita: (sweatdrops) Anyway, today's story is about Veggie and bedtime stories!
Goku: (pokes his head above the desk) (happily) I love bedtime stories, Chu-sama! And little Veggie's too!
Vegeta: (unseen) LET GO OF MY ARMS BAKAYARO!!!
Chuquita: Yes, you see, unlike my stories, in fairy-tales, oujis usually win and or save the day from some terrible monster.
They're practically the hero by default.
Vegeta: IF BEING A PRINCE MEANS YOU GET TO BE THE HERO THEN WHY DON'T I EVER WIN MY SERVANT-MAID AND DEFEAT ONNA!!
Goku: (sweetly) Because you're Veggie, Veggie.
Vegeta: (groans)
Chuquita: Yes, and according to rule 427 you're pretty much banned from winning Son-kun as your servant-maid except under
certain circumstances. (flips through the Big Book of Author Spells [boy it's been a while since I used THAT thing])
Vegeta: (pauses) (sneakily) WHAT circumstances?
Chuquita: (freezes) I'm not telling YOU!
Vegeta: (smirks) Ahh, there is a loophole somewhere within that book of yours for me to crawl through. IN-ter-esting.
Goku: I'm starting to feel a little uneasy with that idea.
Chuquita: (laughs nervously) Yes, let's just start the story now, huh?
Goku: (nods)
Chuquita: Here it is!
Summary: Unbeknownst to Veggie, Bura submitts a story the ouji wrote to a play contest--and wins! Will Veggie be able
to rope Goku and the others into being in his play when they don't even know what it is he wrote about?? And what happens
when Goku and Bura start messing with the script? Will the play turn out oh-kay? Will anyone even bother to pay the money to
watch it? Find out!
Vegeta: (muttering eagerly to himself) Loophole loophole loophole, now WHAT could be the loophole? (smirks at the B.B.O.A.S)
Chuquita: (as-a-matter-of-factly) You'll never know.
Vegeta: HA! The moment you set that book down I shall snatch it away and use the loophole to obtain my kaka-servant-maid
(glances at Goku, smirks) Who shall perform all my daily tasks for me and pamper me on command.
Goku: (embarassingly and nervously slinks under the desk) No I won't.
Vegeta: Oh you will, believe me... (evil laugh) BWAHAHAHAHAHAHA-- (cheerfully) I'm going to go iron your servant-maid costume
, it may need a cleaning!
Goku: (groans) Ohhhhh....
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" "--And then the great and powerful ouji charged into the castle on his mighty steed, instantly frying the barbed
thorns to a crisp! He dashed into the castle and sliced the evil witch's head off and with one blow of ki, completely
anhilated her from the face of the earth! The heroic ouji climbed the stairs to the sleeping princess's chamber, awakened her
with a big mushy kiss, and saved the planet from the witch's EVIL. He was then crowned the King of the entire universe and
ruled the land happily with his Queen for all eternity!" "
" WOW! I like it when YOU read me my bedtime story, Toussan. " Bura said in awe as she looked up at him with wide
eyes. The 8 year old grinned, " That was the BEST version of 'Sleeping Beauty' EVER! "
" Yes, I don't know WHAT words Bulma was looking at in here. She was clearly off-target with the ending. " Vegeta
said boastfully.
" Yeah, when Kaasan read the book she didn't say ANYTHING about Prince Charming slicing the witch's head off or being
able to use ki! " Bura nodded happily, " OR ruling the entire universe. "
" Does Kakarroujo live happily ever after TOO, Toussan? " Bura grinned. The ouji sweatdropped.
" There IS NO "Kakarroujo"!! Now go to sleep! " he gritted his teeth with his eyes closed and his face slightly red.
" Heeheehee. " Bura giggled, then pulled the covers up high enough to cover past her mouth. Vegeta placed the book on
the table and went to open the door to leave only to be confronted with a rather large lump.
" KAKARROTTO!!! " Vegeta fell over, " WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE!! "
" Umm, I needed a glass of water? " Goku grinned cheesily; he was in pair red pajamas with his stuffed Plushie under
his arm. Vegeta sweatdropped.
" You can't be serious?! It's 9:30 at night, baka! Can't you get water at your OWN house. " he put his hands on his
hips, standing up again.
Goku let out a muffled giggle.
" ...that's not the real reason you're here, is it Kakarrot? "
" Nooooooooo... " Goku said, then surpressed more laughter, " BURA SAID VEGGIE'S TELLIN BEDTIME STORIES AND I WANTED
TO LISTEN TOO!! " he squealed.
Vegeta glanced over his shoulder at Bura, who gave Goku a thumbs-up and winked, then quickly pulled the covers over
her head before she thought Vegeta saw her. The ouji sweatdropped.
" Yes Kakarrotto, I WAS telling a "bedtime story", however I just finished 2 minutes ago so you're a little late for
that. " he folded his arms.
" *sniffle* But Veh-GEEE... " the larger saiyajin's eyes began to water, " Bura said you tell really good stories and
I wanted to listen with her. "
" HERE, " Vegeta shoved the book into Goku's hands, " Go home and read it yourself, I need to get to bed. I have
plans to plot..or is it plots to plan...? "
" Probably both! " Bura chirped.
" But Veggie, I can't read that well on my own. " Goku pouted. Vegeta looked him over suspicously.
" Really? "
Goku nodded, then let out a little giggle, " Heeheehee! "
The ouji cocked his head, confused. He shook it off, " STOP PLAYING MIND GAMES WITH ME KAKARROTTO!! You're very good
at that. "
" I AAAAAAM? " the larger saiyajin grinned.
" Yes, you am. " Vegeta replied flatly.
" Well if I am so good then I deserve an a-ward. And I want Veggie to tell me a story as a reward for being able to
read almost half his daily thoughts! " Goku said happily, " All thanks to our portara-fusion-bond! "
" I already said n--wait, what'd you just say? "
" Veggie tell me a story? " Goku repeated.
" NO! After that-- " Vegeta protested, only to receive a naive, innocent-looking little smile in return. He sighed,
" Sometimes you really creep me out Kakarrotto. "
" That's what peasants are for! " he handed the book back to Vegeta.
" And servant-maids. " Vegeta smirked. Goku paled.
" AND princesses! " Bura chirped in addition. The color returned to Goku's face and he repeatedly nodded in a content
fashion until he turned towards Vegeta and saw a look of agitation on his face. Goku's went blank and he softly shook his
head 'no' a couple times. Vegeta nodded in response. Goku sighed.
" Plushie thinks I'm good enough to be Veggie's oujo. " Goku hugged his little, smiling Veggie-plush-toy.
" Uh-huh. " Vegeta said dryly.
" Plushie's a lil rocket-sciencetist too! " Goku held Plushie up, " '954 divided by 23.178 equals 41.15972042'! "
'Plushie' said. Vegeta and Bura stared at Goku with their eyes bulging out of their heads.
" Why that was absolutely correct. " Vegeta blinked in shock.
" Toldja Plu-chan's smart. " Goku nodded thoughtfully. Vegeta took a step away from the plushy-toy, " SO? Little
Veggie gonna tell me a fairy-tale now? "
" THEY'RE NOT 'FAIRY-TALES'! THEY'RE TRUE NONFICTIONAL ACCOUNTS OF THINGS THAT HAPPENED ON EARTH THOUSANDS OF YEARS
AGO!! " Vegeta snapped at him.
" But Veggie-- " Goku started out.
" --to think these Earth-people once groveled at your feet if you were a prince. Why if that's what a prince of some
plot of land on EARTH got as a reception just THINK of what kind of welcoming _I'D_ get! HAHA! They'd practically GIVE me
the whole planet! " he hugged the book.
" Little Veggie! " Goku whined.
" What? " Vegeta blinked up at him, confused.
The larger saiyajin giggled at the smaller one's expression, " Silly Veggie! These are all made-up stories! They're
not real. "
" Oh really? " Vegeta snorted, " Kakarrotto, think about everything that's EVER HAPPENED TO YOU and then say THIS
STUFF isn't real! Witches? "
" Baba. "
" Dragons? "
" Shenlong. "
" Wizards? "
" Babadi. "
" Evil monsters attacking the city? "
Goku looked down at his fingers, " More times than I could count. "
" Heroic princes risking their lives to save your peasant behind? "
" ... "
Vegeta sighed, " Oujis. "
" LITTLE VEDGE'UMS!!! " Goku grabbed and hugged the smaller saiyajin.
" Please, don't call me that. " Vegeta sweatdropped.
" You're right, it wouldn't be fair to my other Vedge'ums. " Goku nodded.
" WHAT "OTHER" VEDGE'UMS!! THERE IS NO OTHER VEDGE'UMS!! WHERE IS THIS PERSON I'LL KILL IT!! " Vegeta screamed,
enraged.
" Umm, Veggie. Vedge'ums is what I call the pillow Chi-chan gave me for Christmas. It's your size and she said it's
supposed to be for weening me off of, uh, hugging you. " Goku explained while tightening his grip around Vegeta.
" It's not working though, is it Kakarrotto? " the ouji said flatly.
" Not really. "
" ... "
" ... "
" Actually it kind of makes the urge a little STRONGER-- "
" --go to bed now Kakarrotto. " Vegeta interupted before he could hear anymore. His face glowing a brighter shade of
red.
" Buh Veggie? " the larger saiyajin sniffled, " You're not gonna send me home NOW, are you little Veggie? "
Vegeta groaned, then perked up, " Hey, Onna's asleep back there isn't she? She doesn't know you're HERE, does she? "
he asked curiously.
" Heeheehee, nooooooope! " Goku replied, then thought outloud, " Maybe I should go back home to Chi-chan. It is
really cold tonight and-- "
" --why don't you stay in one of Capsule Corp's guest rooms instead! " the ouji chirped. Goku dropped him to the
floor accidentally, his arms flew out to either side.
" VEGGIE THAT'S BRILLIANT! I can stay here tonight and go back home tommorow when it's not 23'F outside! " Goku said
excitedly, " Boy I hate teleporting in THAT STUFF! " he shivered.
" Uh, yeah. Don't mention it. " Vegeta sweatdropped, rubbing his pained spine, " You can use the one a floor above
this one. It's all made up and everything, that's where Vejitto stayed during his Christmas break. "
" HOO-RAY! " Goku cheered, dashing out of the room, " GOODNIGHT LITTLE VEGGIE! SWEET DREAMS! "
" Yeah...sweet dreams. "
" *YAWWWWN* " Vegeta opened his mouth wide. He cringed at the sunlight pouring into his room and covered his head
with the sheets only to have them ripped off him seconds later.
" GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOD MORNING, SLEEPY-HEAD!! " Goku exclaimed extaticly, " Isn't it a BEAUTIFUL DAY, little buddy!
" he grinned.
" Ohhh... " Vegeta sat up, twitching from the sudden rush of cold air and a serious case of bed-head, " So..cold.. "
he shuddered, then noticed Goku with a big perky expression on his face, " WHY ARE YOU STILL HERE!! " he snapped.
" I was here and back already, see Veggie? " Goku pointed to his clothes to show he was now in his gi, " I had
breakfast, I went home, I got changed, I went fishing, and I came back here to wake you up cuz I'm in the mood to do
something! " he said victoriously.
" Kakarrotto, what time is it? "
" 6:30am! " Goku said happily.
Vegeta flopped back down, his head hit the pillow, " Go 'do something' with somebody else then. "
" But Veh-GEE! " Goku teleported around to where Vegeta was facing, " You're the only other living person in the
whole UNIVERSE strong enough to fight me and possibly WIN! " Goku whined. The ouji sat up, intreged.
" Of COURSE I will 'win'. I've been training more than usual lately you know. " he got off his bed wearing a pair of
boxers with little yellow crowns printed all over them. The ouji walked over to the closet he held his training outfits in
and flung it open only to have something large and heavy fall off the top shelf and smack him in the head, " YEOW!!! "
Vegeta screamed, putting his hands on his head, " WHAT WAS THAT!!! " he screamed angrily, then glanced over at the offending
object and cocked an eyebrow, " What IS that? " he correced himself, confused.
" It's a typewriter! " Goku eagerly picked up the object.
" What would it be doing in MY room? I don't typewrite. " Vegeta grumbled, still rubbing his sore noggin.
" Veggie didn't live here ALL his life you know, " Goku said as-a-matter-of-factly, then perked up, " This used to be
one of Bulma's many offices! And then it was Yamcha's room! And then it was a game room! And then it was a food-storage area!
And now it's VEGGIE'S ROOM! "
" I feel so important. " Vegeta said sarcastically. A sweatdrop fell down the side of his head. He went to go get one
of his training outfits on; all of which looked exactly the same except for a red one with pink-tipped boots which had been
the victim of the previous year's valentine's disaster. The red one was in the back of the closet. Vegeta put on his blue
tank-top and pants while Goku tossed the typewriter in the air.
" Wow! It's been a while since I saw Bulma use THIS thing! " Goku said in awe, catching it, " She used to use it
whenever the electricity went out in Capsule Corp cuz of all the experiments they do here. " he explained.
" Good for her. " Vegeta put his left boot on, " But what does it do? "
Goku's eyes widened in surprise. He laughed, " Silly Veggie! You type on it! You know, writing stuff, only hitting
buttons instead of a pen! "
Vegeta stood up, " So is that what they used to use to write those Earth-legends of theirs. "
" Little Veh-GEE! They aren't legends they're-- "
" --they are too. Some people thought the legend of the super saiyajin was fake but we BOTH proved that was real,
right? " Vegeta argued.
" Well-- " Goku said uneasily.
" Now if these legends WERE fairy-tales, they'd be FAR MORE extravagant! " Vegeta pointed out, " These things are
mere child's play! If _I_ were to make up a fairy-tale it would be the most ASTOUNDING, HEART-POUNDING piece of literature
ever KNOWN! "
" Then why don't you? " Goku said plainly.
The ouji froze, then smirked, " Yes, heh-heh, why DON'T I? " he maniacally rubbed his hands together, " Say
Kakarrotto-chan? Why don't we go sparring for a while and when we get back you can show me how to use this typewriter. " he
patted the machine.
Goku burst into ssj1, " YAY!! FUN TIMES WITH VEGGIE!!! "
" Heh-heh-heh-heh-heh-heh-heh. " Vegeta snickered evilly as he sat at the kitchen table infront of the typewriter.
Goku sat in the chair on the left side of the rectangle-shaped table. Despite the fact that he had lost the battle against
Goku--again, sparring had given his brain mounds of ideas.
" Hey Toussan, what're you doing? " Mirai Trunks asked. The ouji glanced over at him.
" Nothing. " he denied.
" Is that a typewriter? " Mirai blinked, surprised.
" NO! No it is not, it is, uhh, a new brand of food-processing unit, now leave me to my thoughts! " Vegeta snorted,
pushing him out of the room.
" Veggie's writing a fairy-tale! " Goku chirped.
" YOU? A "fairy-tale"? I've GOT to see this. " Bulma chuckled as she walked into the room.
" It's a PLAY, if you must know and-- "
" --this paper's blank. " Bulma pointed out.
" I KNOW it's blank, I haven't been able to create any of it yet because EVERYONE KEEPS COMING IN HERE! " he snapped.
" Well then I'll leave, " Bulma shrugged, then smirked, " But you better let me see the finished product Vegeta, I
could use a good laugh. " she smiled thoughtfully, then left.
Goku got up.
" You stay! " the ouji pointed at him, " I need someone to ask random questions to, and you're about as random as
they get, Kakarrotto. "
" Heeheehee, aww, thanks little Veggie! " Goku giggled.
The ouji placed his fingers on the keys and smirked, " I know just where to begin. First, I'm going to need someone
to fight against. "
~Once upon a time there was a glorious land called Bejito-sei. And in this land lived a very prosperous people called
the--~
" Saiyajins! " Goku chirped in unison with the word the ouji was about to type. Vegeta glared at him, " Heeheehee, I
KNEW that's what you were gonna call 'um! Little Veggie just LOVES his homeplanet SO MUCH! " Goku tugged on the ouji's cheek
and giggled. Vegeta's face glowed bright red and he quickly shook it off, " CUT THAT OUT AND GET BACK TO YOUR SEAT!! " he
snapped.
Goku did so and sat in the chair opposite the ouji from the table, watching intently.
~--saiyajins. They were all very happy as their homeland was ripe with delicious foods and riches. However,
unbeknownst to the saiyajins there were two foul, wicked demons watching the saiyajins's fair city in hopes of destorying
their pleasure and overthrowing the city into the darkness of evil. One of these demons fed off the bodies of the saiyajins
and would purge the graves of their loved ones to devour them and even when its power was high enough it would sometimes
enter the city and eat dozens of live saiyajins whole. The other was far worse. It would feed off the most purest of souls
until the saiyajin lost its will to survive. These two beasts drove the royal family out of the castle and took it as their
stronghold; leaving the King and Queen trapped outside their own home. The second creature locked the purest and most
powerful saiyajin in the castle walls to feed from it. However, the beast was only half-right. It had found the purest but
not nearly the most powerful of all saiyajins. For at this very moment, the great and powerful legendary super saiyajin,
Vegeta no Oujisama, was returning from battle in a faraway land and destined to defeat these torturous monsters, become the
King of Bejito-sei, and save--~
" Huh. Now who am I gonna save? " Vegeta scratched his head in thought, then yelped to feel something squish against
his cheek.
" Wow little Veggie, that first monster sounds just like Freeza!...I can't tell who the second one is, did you make
that one up all by yourself? " he said in a sing-song voice, squishing his own cheek closer.
" Please....move that...away from me.... " Vegeta twitched, his face glowing an even brighter red.
" Alright. " Goku grinned, teleporting back to his seat, " So? How far'd Veggie get? Who's Veggie gonna save? " he
gave the ouji a little smile.
" Uhhhh...uhhhhh.... " Vegeta's face burst back into red again. The larger saiyajin staring at him w/big sparkily
eyes, " STOP LOOKING AT ME LIKE THAT I CAN'T CONCENTRATE WITH YOU LOOKING AT ME LIKE I'M A BOX OF FRESH CHOCOLATE FUDGE OR
SOMETHING!!! DO I _LOOK_ LIKE THE ANSWER TO ALL YOUR QUESTIONS AND HOPES AND DESIRES!!! " Vegeta exclaimed, flustered.
" Veggie still didn't answer my question. " Goku said, confused.
" I'm going up to my room and finish this, I don't need any peasants hanging around and WATCHING me like I'm the
stinkin meaning of life! " he complained, taking the typewriter and teleporting to his room.
" ...what was that all about? " Mirai sweatdropped, baffled as he sat in the living room.
Goku smiled, " I'm not sure, but I think I know who the little Veggie in Veggie's story's gonna save from the bad
guys, " he cocked his head, chuckling, " Silly Veggie! "
" Big bakayaro...gotta stare at me like that... " the ouji grumbled as he plopped the typewriter on his bed and paced
back and forth, " I need to think up someone for me to save, and I KNOW who my subconsious is going to come up with, because
if I DO submit to that then Kakarrotto's going to come up here and read it and say 'aww, little Veggie really DOES think of
me as his princess'; WELL YOU'RE _NOT_, KAKARROTTO! DO YOU HEAR ME!! " Vegeta shook his fist in the air, " SERVANT-MAID! NOT
PRINCESS!! " he snorted, then sat down next to the typewriter. The ouji paused and smirked, " But, I don't really HAVE to let
Kakarrotto read it, heck, if I don't even tell Bura about it who KNOWS what kind of interesting twists and turns this little
fairy-tale 'soon-to-be-a-future-legend' could turn out as? " he rubbed his hands together, " Yes, heh-heh, my own personal
little saiyajin fairy-tale. Let's see, ~...become the King of Bejito-sei, and save Princess Kayka.~ Hn, you know what,
Kakarrotto's not going to see this anyway so why not call her Princess Kakay! " he grabbed some white out, whited over the
first name and replaced it, " Heh-heh, Princess Kakay. That baka always said he'd rather be a oujo than a servant-maid. And
if Bura really wants to hear it all I can do is change the names. " Vegeta shrugged happily, " Now, let's start the dialogue
here. "
~Princess Kakay: You'll never take me alive you twisted fiends!
Creature1: Muhahahaha! Lucky for you dear princess because we plan on taking you DEAD!
Princess Kakay: Ha! That will never be for at this very moment my handsome, invinsible hero Prince Vegeta-sama is
coming to save me and our people from your wickedness and reign of terror! (sighs dreamily and clasps her hands together)
He's so perfect in every way that my soul itches in delight at his return into my arms where we shall profess our wild,
untamed love and rule the land together in utter perfection.
Prince Vegeta: [while riding on his noble steed through the forest] (proudly) I will rule the land in utter
perfection as soon as I return and my father grants me the crown!...~
" Wow, " Vegeta sat back and looked at what he wrote so far, " This IS good. I can't wait to get to the part where I
slay Freeza and Onna, err, Creatures 1 and 2, with my super saiyajin powers....huh, I gotta come up psudo-names for them... "
10 minutes pass...
" Wow, " the ouji muttered, mentally going through his head for suitable names for the villains, " I didn't know the
saiyajin language had THAT many foul words for villains....this is gonna take a while... "
" HELLO!! " a voice squealed from behind him. The ouji instinctively dove overtop his typewriter protectively.
" SO! How's little Veggie's story comin! " Goku said happily, " Did little Veggie and me beat the bad guys yet? " he
grinned eagerly.
Vegeta sweatdropped, ::Not to self, change princess's name back to Kayka; thereby avoiding any further directed
laughter at me by Kakarrotto and making sure Kayka doesn't develop any obvious kaka-like qualities:: he rattled off in his
brain, " Umm, no Kakarrotto, we haven't defeated the "bad guys" yet. " the ouji responded.
" Aw, " Goku sighed sadly, then perked up, " Did Veggie name 'um yet? I heard some of your thoughts through the
'effects of the portara fusion' downstairs and everything was in Veggie-ese. "
" Saiyago. " Vegeta promptly corrected him and sat back in his chair, letting go his death-hold on the typewriter,
" Kakarrotto, which two words do you think sounds more villainess, hamiikana, roto, deuzela, or ponkolotu. "
" What do they mean in english? " Goku asked.
" ...I can't tell you that. It's too harsh for your peasant mind to hear translated. " the ouji nodded.
" You mean they're bad words. " the larger saiyajin folded his arms and narrowing his eyes at the prince.
" WHAT! This is for the VILLAINS, baka! They need evil names! " Vegeta groaned.
" OH! Well, the first one sounds like "ham and cake"-- "
Vegeta mentally crossed it out.
" Hmm....I like the middle two! " Goku nodded thoughtfully. Vegeta smirked.
" Roto and Deuzela it is then. " the ouji snickered, scibbling down the names under a picture of two terrifying
monsters. Roto under the male's and Deuzela under the female's.
" Oooh, is this supposed to be little Veggie? " Goku picked up another drawing; this one of the ouji in his, well,
ouji costume. Goku cocked an eyebrow, " Something is not right about this. "
" What's not right about it? I have a crown, I have a cape, I have a tail, how is it not completely accurate? "
Vegeta said.
Goku looked at the picture, then at Vegeta and gasped, " YOU MADE YOURSELF TALL! " he gawked.
" ..so? It's fiction, it didn't really happen. " Vegeta shrugged.
" But--you drew yourself TALL. " Goku cringed at the drawing, " This you looks even taller than ME! "
" Yes, he is. " the ouji boasted.
" Did you draw me yet, Veggie? " Goku asked him. Vegeta froze.
" Uhhhh...well, not yet, no. " the smaller saiyajin stammered.
" Awww... " Goku sighed, then flipped through some more drawings, " Ooooh, who is this? " he held up a picture of an
ironically-familiar girl wearing a crown and a princess costume. She had four Goku-ish spikes of hair on one side of her head
and the three on the other-side tied up in a fairly long pony tail and four thinner versions of the larger saiyajin's bangs.
Vegeta's drawing of himself had about 3 inches in height over her. The ouji whistled nervously, " She's pretty. " Goku smiled
, " Is she the princess? She looks so familar but I don't know where from? "
" Why--yes, she is the princess, " Vegeta quickly swiped the drawing away, " And she's not familiar at all because I
just made her up off the top of my head and it's just your big baka kaka-imagination playing tricks on you. " he laughed
nervously.
" Do we save her? " Goku sat down while still floating in mid-air.
" I don't know yet! Now go away! " Vegeta snapped. The larger saiyajin pouted, then teleported out of the room.
Vegeta let out a sigh of relief only to yelp as Goku quickly re-appeared and hugged the ouji.
" GOODBYE-VEGGIE-HUGS!! " he squealed, then re-teleported away. Vegeta sweatdropped and promptly whited out every
mention of 'Princess Kakay' in his story and re-typed her as 'Princess Kayka' instead.
" Better. " he said dryly, then continued with his story.
~[Prince Vegeta Oujisama rode into the city to find the entire city-full of saiyajins standing at attention with a
dull look in their eyes; he suspicously looked them over and got off his horse, then walked it over the moat's bridge to the
castle]
Prince Vegeta: (with his fist against the door) Open up at once, Otoussan, I have returned!
[a pair of red, pupil-less eyes peeks out at him from the dark doorway. The creature hisses amusingly and reforms
its mysterious shape into a saiyajin's]
Deuzela: (she smirks and bows slightly) Ouji.
Prince Vegeta: (suspicous) And who would you be? And how did you get in MY castle!
Deuzela: That's not important right now, but if I were you, I suggest you back away from MY castle--unless, that is,
you want to experiance a pain beyond your wildest nightmares. (looks past him) MINIONS!
Prince Vegeta: (freezes in place as every saiyajin turns to face her and falls into allegance positions)
Saiyajins: (obedently nod)
Deuzela: (points to Oujisama) This is your new friend, kill him.
Prince Vegeta: (eyes widen) What?
[D closes the door to the castle]
Prince Vegeta: HEY!! (snarls) I DEMAND YOU OPEN THIS DOOR UP RIGHT NOW OR I SHALL DESTROY YOU ALL!!! [gasps suddenly
as something tightens around his neck; dozens of saiyajin tackle him to the ground; however the legendary super saiyajin
blasts them all off with a simple burst from a mere fraction of his unfathomable power]
[several saiyajin sneak up from behind him. The great and powerful saiyajin no ouji pauses and whips around only to
hear a voice from above]
Voice from above: Kahhhhhhh, mehhhhhhhhhh, hahhhhhhhh, mehhhhhhhhhh, HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!! [blast erupts from above
and blows the saiyajins below; minus the invinsible prince; to bits]
Prince Vegeta: (looks up and eyes widen in surpise; smiles) Kaykarrotto.
Princess Kayka: (curtsys) (emotionally) My prince...~
" Heh-heh-heh, " Vegeta chuckled at the addition to his work, " This is getting very, very good. I never knew I was a
literary-fairy-tale genius as well. "
Hours later...
" The End. " Vegeta finished typing, then yawned and unraveled the final piece of paper to his work and placed it at
the bottom of the pile where a large, thick-paged play sat, " Ahh, if only such a world was real! " he stretched his arms;
now in his pajamas, and hopped into bed. Vegeta reached out to shut the typewriter off and layed back, his head hitting the
pillow, " Goodnight, Kayka. "
Several rooms away Bura layed in her own bed, staring at the watch on her wrist reading 9:35pm, " ...WHERE IS HE! "
she exclaimed. Bura grabbed her Cinderella book off the counter and waddled out the door, " Toussan should've been finished
reading me my bedtime story by now! How could he forget about it!! " she complained as shw walked down the hall, " We've only
been doing it for 2 months now! And Toussan LOVES reading me fairy-tales cuz 'the ouji always wins'! " Bura opened the door
to Vegeta's room, " Oh Tou-saaan? " she said in a sing-song voice, then sweatdropped to see Vegeta in a deep sleep in bed,
" Wow....Toussan is asleep already? He never gets this tired this early except when he's working his brain or his body really
really hard. " Bura reasoned, then noticed the typewriter and the novel-esque amount of typed pages next to it in a big stack
. Bura's eyes widened as she dropped her book to the floor, " WOW. " she climbed up onto the chair and peered at the top
paper which read "Happy Ever After: An Oujitale" and "By: Vegeta Oujisama". An excited smile covered Bura's face, " TOUSSAN
WROTE A FAIRY-TALE!! " she squealed, grabbing the huge manuscript and jumping off the chair, " 'A Oujitale'? " Bura blinked
at the text, " Haha! That's so kawaii! " she hugged the pile of paper, " Oh THANK YOU Toussan! I can't WAIT to see what THIS
fairy-tale's like! " Bura happily ran out of the room, then poked her head in the doorway for a moment, " Have a good sleep
Toussan! " Bura saluted him, then left.
" *RING*RING*RING*! "
" *YAWN*, Chi-chan the alarm's broken. " Goku mumbled, half-asleep. He cocked his head to his left to where she lay
next to him.
" Goku, that's not the alarm it's only 10:10pm. " Chi-Chi said as her squinted eyes stared at the alarm clock, which
sat silently across the room.
" *RING*RING*RING*! "
" Ohhhh! " Chi-Chi groaned, " It's the phone. Who would possibly call us at such an INSANE hour when they NOW we go
to sleep early. "
" Insane... " Goku blinked. The little light-bulb went on in his head, " VEGGIE!! " he bolted to attention and
practically lept over Chi-Chi to get it, " HELLO LITTLE VEGGIE!! What're you doing tonight? " the saiyajin squealed into the
reciever. Chi-Chi twitched from beneath Goku, then punched his stomach to signal he was accidentally crushing her. Goku
grinned cheesily at her and moved back to his spot with the phone still in hand, the cord danging across the bed, " Heeheehee
. " he giggled embarassingly, " Hello? " he said into the phone.
" HI Kakarroujo! " Bura said happily.
Goku frowned, " Oh, it's you Bura. " he sighed, disheartened.
" What does the ouji-spawn want, Goku? " Chi-Chi grumbled.
" Hold on. " Goku held his finger up, " Bura why are you calling us late at night? "
" Kakarroujo, remember when you wanted to listen to Toussan's story-time with me? " Bura said, trying to keep her
eagerness inside.
" Yeah. " Goku nodded.
" Well, I was just in Toussan's room; cuz he forgot to come read me "Cinderella"; but it turns out he was sleeping! "
she began.
" Aww! Little Veggie fell a-sleep early, Bura? That is nice. " Goku smiled tiredly, then hung up. Chi-Chi and the
phone sweatdropped as the saiyajin lulled himself back to dreamland.
" That was it? " Chi-Chi said, confused.
" *RING*RING*RING*!!! " the phone rang angrier this time.
" Hello? " Goku answered again.
" KAKARROUJO AREN'T YOU LISTENING!! " Bura snapped at him.
" I am now. " Goku rubbed his ears in pain.
" Good. " Bura chirped, " I went into Toussan's room and he was sleeping, BUT I found a big story next to his
typewriter. AND IT'S FINISHED! "
" Little Veggie finished his story? " Goku's eyes went wide and sparkily, " I WANNA READ VEGGIE'S STORY BURA!! "
" Actually it's a play! A fairy-tale play! " Bura giggled.
" Am _I_ in Veggie's fairy-tale? " Goku asked.
" Uh-huh! You have the very best part of all! " Bura said happily, " And Onna's a bad guy! "
" YOU'RE CALLING ME "ONNA" NOW TOO!! " Chi-Chi yelled angrily at the phone.
" Oh, Mrs. Goten's Mommy, you're there too. " Bura let out a fake-laugh, " Kakarroujo come quick you have to see
this! " Bura said shortly, then hung up.
Goku stared blankly at the phone for a moment, then smiled at Chi-Chi, " Hey Chi-chan? "
" NO. " she said flatly, laying back down.
" Awww, but Chi-chAAAAAAAn. " Goku whined, " It's a ~*fairy-tale*~ written by ~*MY LITTLE VEGGIE*~. " the large
saiyajin said w/big sparkily eyes.
Chi-Chi felt the urge to strange the ouji, who, unfortunately for her, was several hours away and fast asleep,
" Stupid, evil little Ouji. " she snorted, " Now he's sending out his spawned half-oujis after us! "
" Can I go see Veggie's fairy-tale now Chi-chan? " Goku asked.
" NO! If you want to go to Capsule Corp you can do it tommorow when I go WITH YOU. " she nodded.
" But what about my little-- "
" --HERE! " Chi-Chi grabbed the 'weening-Goku-off-the-Ouji' pillow; as she had dubbed it; and chucked it at him.
" LIL' VEDGE'UMS! " Goku hugged the pillow and layed down, squeezing it tighter than he hugged the actual ouji
himself--pillows can't feel pain so it doesn't matter how hard you hug them, he had reasoned, " Mmm...such a nice pillow..
thank you Chi-chan. " he smiled coyly at her.
Chi-Chi blushed lightly, " Haha, you're welcome sweetie. "
" Ohhh, it's SO romantic! " Bura sighed as she read Vegeta's play on the living room couch; she had fallen asleep
the previous night before finishing it.
" Hahaha, oh this is so cheesy, " Bulma chuckled, also looking at the play, " Who thought the 'great and powerful
saiyajin no ouji' could write a play like this! What a ham he is. "
" Ahh, but we love that ham! " Bura said sweetly, hugging a chunk of the papers.
" I mean, it's so obvious everyone in this play is based off of all of us. You can't tell me those two
'shape-shifting demons' aren't Freeza and Chi-Chi. Poor Chi-Chi! She'd ring Vegeta's neck if she knew he wrote something like
this! OH and Goku! " she almost burst into laughter at the thought, " He would be SO completely mortified and confused if he
knew Vegeta wrote him into his play as a-- "
" *BUZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ*!!! " the sound of the doorbell being pressed down on
buzzed throughout the house. Bura and Bulma sweatdropped as the buzzing continued for a full 20 seconds.
" Any guesses who that is? " Mirai held his ears in pain as he walked by.
" I only know two people who do that and that's Goten and his dad! " Chibi Trunks said happily, " Haha! I hope its
Goten; video games are so BORING unless you have someone to beat to pulp! " he grinned.
Bulma glared at him.
" Umm, VIRTUALLY beat to a pulp. You know, on the screen... " Trunks laughed nervously, " ...not that I COULDN'T do
it in real li-- "
" --go answer to the door. " Bulma cut him short.
" Hmm... " Trunks sighed and walked over to it. He opened the door and sighed again in disappointment, " Oh, hi Mr.
Son. "
" Hi Trunks! " Goten poked his head out from behind Goku and Chi-Chi.
" GOTEN! " Trunks grabbed him by the wrist, " Come on! Let's go upstairs so I can kick your butt! " he held up a
playstation 2 controller in his other hand.
" Trunks-- " a small vein bulged on Bulma's forehead.
" Virtual butt. I'm going to go kick your virtual butt. " Trunks corrected himself, then whispered to Goten, " We're
not allowed to spar inside the house anymore. "
" But it's too cold outside to fight! " Goten exclaimed.
" THAT'S why we're playing video games instead. " he nodded, " Now let's go! " Trunks dashed off.
" Hey! Just because its a video game doesn't mean you're gonna win this time! " Goten yelled, annoyed, following him
up to his room.
" KAKARROUJO! " Bura ran up to Goku, " Kakarroujo look at this! " she held up a newspaper.
" A newspaper? " Goku blinked.
" YEAH! I mean, NO! Look here! " she pointed to an article.
" Community Center playwrite contest; winning play to be performed in Center this Spring and a prize of 5,000 dollars
given to the winning writer. " Goku read outloud.
" I was thinking we could submit Toussan's beautiful fairy-tale play to this contest! It's SURE to win! " Bura hugged
the play.
" But I haven't even seen it yet. How do you know? " Goku blinked, confused.
" Kaasan and I read the whole thing this morning. " Bura chirped.
" Son-kun, it's like a cheesy romance story. " Bulma whispered to him, " Like a really, really exaggerated version of
Snow White, Sleeping Beauty, Cinderella, Rapunzal, and Romeo and Juliet all mushed in together! " she exclaimed.
" Am I in it? " Goku asked eagerly, " Veggie said I was in it! "
" Oh you're in it alright. " Bulma sweatdropped, " You're, umm, even an important part of the, err, ending. "
" Oh Kakarroujo, Toussan loves you SO VERY VERY VERY VERY VERY VERY--oof! " Bulma gently elbowed her, " --much. "
Bura grinned.
" Aww, I know THAT Bura. " Goku laughed. Bura handed a copy of the giant-sized story to him.
" Here. I'm copied it all this morning. I'm going to send in the original one right now! " she said happily, running
outside.
" Bura, I don't think Vegeta would like it if you sent what is clearly a 'private fairy-tale' of his into a contest."
Bulma warned her.
" Yeah Bura, besides, this contest ends this afternoon. " Goku added, then watched Bura stuff the large play into a
mailbox. With looneytune-like speed a mailtruck zipped up to the house, took the play, and zoomed off. A second one zoomed
back from the same direction and handed Bura a paper.
" Ahh, the power of Acme. " Mirai smiled.
" WE WON!! " Bura squealed, turning around. Everyone fell over.
" Well, that was fast. " Bulma muttered in disbelief, " But, I'm not sure how Vegeta will react to you doing thi-- "
" Hey who's Princess Kayka? " Goku blinked, looking through the copy of the script just as a sleepy-looking ouji
waddled out of his bedroom in his pj's and slippers, " AWW, Veggie so cute! " the larger saiyajin awwed at the smaller one,
who was currently rubbing one of his eyes and yawning, " VEGGIE-HUGS!! " he squealed. Chi-Chi shoved the pillow in his face
and Goku grabbed it and tumbled to the ground, squeezing tightly, " OOOOOOOOOOHHHHH!!! "
The pillow looked like it was about to explode, " VEH-GEEEE!! "
" Hmm? " Vegeta said, yawning. Goku looked up to see the ouji standing next to him.
" LITTLE VEGGIE!! " Goku squeezed the pillow tighter and caused it to rip a hole in the top; feathers can flying out
of it. Goku grinned at Vegeta, who eyeballed the pillow in fright and backed up.
" Ohhhh, " Chi-Chi groaned as she started gathering up the feathers to sow back inside the pillow, " Ouji. " she
glared at him.
" Onna? " Vegeta mumbled, still sleepy.
" Gosh little Veggie. You sure look tired for somebody who went to sleep extra-early. " Goku blinked, surprised.
" Nightmare....terrible terrible nightmares....lasted all night...couldn't sleep... " Vegeta leaned his head forward
against Goku's arm to keep from falling down.
" Aww, poor poor Veggie. " Goku patted the ouji on the head, " What was Veggie night-maring about? "
" That stupid fairy-tale. " Vegeta stood up only to flop down on the couch behind him, " It must've seeped into my
subconsious, I kept acting out scenes from it, and everything was going fine; everything looked like it was supposed to...
but... " he narrowed his eyes at Goku and pointed at him, " YOU... "
" Meeee? " Goku cocked his head.
" YOU....looked like...YOU. " the smaller saiyajin groaned in pain and disgust as he threw his head back, " My God it
was truely frightening...you were doing everything correct down to the last detail expect....the costume was right but, not
you...I was afraid to even close my eyes again for fear of falling into a much more painful and embarassing scene with you
still this way....I'm NEVER writing ANYTHING EVER again! " Vegeta groaned.
" Toussan you don't mean that! " Bura protested, " You have such a beautiful imagination! I loved the way you
defeated the two bad guys and saved you princess! "
" Hmm? " Vegeta glanced over at her, what she had said processing through his mind, " AHHH!!! YOU READ MY
FAIRY-TALE!!! " he shrieked.
" Heeheehee, 'Ouji-tale'. " Goku giggled, pointing to the title page. Vegeta shrieked again at the thought of Goku
reading it and swiped it out of his hands, " That wasn't very nice little Veggie. "
" Aaugh!! How much did you read? " he shouted at Goku, then turned to Bura, " How much did he read!!! "
" Nothin 'cept the title; OH; and I flipped through a couple pages. " Goku nodded.
" GOOD. You're not seeing any more of it either because I'm taking it up to my room away from YOU. Your bakayaro
peasant eyes shall never again grace these pages!! " Vegeta snarled, pointing at him as he wobbily walked backwards towards
the stairs.
" But Veggie, Bura and Bulma got to read it! " Goku sniffled, " And you didn't yell at them! "
" SO! _THEY_ aren't the ones who kept giving me those disturbing nightmares all last night!!! " Vegeta yelled.
" Little Veggie it's your own fault you had nightmares! You influenced them on yourself. " Goku pointed out.
" I did not! " Vegeta snapped, then looked through his script only to gasp suddenly, " Wha--where is it? "
" Where's WHAT, Ouji. " Chi-Chi said flatly as she layed the pillow on the couch in an attempt to fit the feathers
back inside.
" The white-out. I put white out over where I made the mistakes. And there's supposed to be an indent made by the
typewriter for each letter.... " Vegeta's eyes widened, " THIS ISN'T THE ORIGINAL!! THIS IS A _COPY_!!! " he gasped.
" I made the copy, Toussan. " Bura said happily.
" Ha--how many copies did you make? " Vegeta said shakily.
" Only that one! "
" *whew* " Vegeta wiped the sweat from his brow.
" I sent the original in to a play-contest! " she smiled.
" AHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!! " Vegeta fell down so hard he crashed through the floor and fell smack into the floor of
Bulma's lab a floor below, " NA DAKE POPO LATETRA DE NOZ CANA!!! " he wailed in saiyago, then slowly began to decend the
staircase in shock and terror, " Paqueta dameso kanadores yo ho peh pah na dosa! " Vegeta cried as he walked back into the
living room, still babbling in his native tongue. He stared down at Bura in a mixture of fright and rage.
" Oh don't worry Toussan! Everything's fine. " Bura patted him on the arm, then held up her paper, " Besides, it
won!"
Vegeta's pupils widened enough to take up half his head, " ...what? "
" That means we get to make it into a real live play at the community center!! " Bura happily thew her arms out.
" AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! " Vegeta screamed again as he fell down for the second time and
making a second hole in the floor, " *SLAM*!! " the sound of the ouji's body hitting the lab floor echoed throughout the
house.
Goku peered down the hole, " Little Veggie are you alright? " he asked, worried.
" Heehee! " Bura clasped her hands together, the play's copy under her arm, " That's show-biz! "
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1:41 AM 1/17/2003
END OF PART ONE
Chuquita: And so ends part 1!
Goku: YAY!
Chuquita: I think it went pretty well, don't you?
Goku: Heeheehee, good for me anyways!
Chuquita: I was watching the 11'o'clock news last night and they had this thing on this guy who makes sculptures out of
tin-foil (he had all these tin-foil football players lined up) and then they showed a table with other celebrities and such
and the character on the far left shocked me so much I almost shouted his name.
Goku: Me?
Chuquita: (grins) YOU!
Goku: (happily) ME!!!
Chuquita: (chuckles) The first thing I noticed is the hair. They only showed the table for a second and didn't upclose on
Son-kun's little tin-foil statue but I got a kick out of it anyways.
Goku: Heehee, kick.
Chuquita: So? Where's Veggie?
Goku: Oh, he said something about super-glue, rope, and those little plastic easter eggs you put candies in.
Chuquita: Really?
[two sandbags fall from above and hit Son and Chu on the heads]
Chuquita: Oww! [tosses the sandbag off.
Goku: (smiles as the sandbag slides off his head and catches it in his hands) Heeheehee!
Chuquita: (gawks at Son) THAT THING WEIGHTED AT LEAST 20 POUNDS!!
Goku: (happily) I have a very hard head.
Chuquita: (looks upward) Vedge are you up there! I know that was you! [rope w/half a plastic easter egg drops down a foot
behind her. Super-glue on the edges of the egg. It sticks to the B.B.O.A.S and quickly yanks on it]
Goku: OH NO!
Chuquita: (gasps) NO VEH-- (both notice the book is floating up very very slowly) ... (sweatdrops) (to Son) You got a pair of
scissors?
Goku: (grins and holds out giganto pair of scissors)
Chuquita: (takes them) Thanks! [goes over to cut the sting only to have the book yanked up the rest of the way unbelieveably
fast]
Manical laughter from above: BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!
Goku: Hey! I know that evil laugh anywhere! (squeals) It's little Veggie!!!
Chuquita: BUT HE'S GOT MY BOOK!!
Goku: So?
[the rope flies back down infront of Goku and now carrying the larger saiyajin's servant-maid costume on it]
Goku: (eyes widen in terror) (shrieks) AHHHHHHH!!!! STOP-HIM-STOP-HIM-STOP-HIM!!! (shudders) I DON'T WANNA BE VEGGIE'S
SERVANT-MAID!!!
Vegeta: (grins and teleports infront of him upside-down) Aww, don't worry about it Kaka-chan! I'm sure you'll like it a lot
once you get used to it!
Goku: (half-believing) Really?
Vegeta: (warmly) Really. [plop's servant-maid hat on Son's head]
Goku: ... (pauses) AHHHHHH!! GET-IT-OFF-GET-IT-OFF-GET-IT-OFF!!
Vegeta: (sweatdrops) Is it really that bad?
Goku: YES!!
Chuquita: (sweatdrops) Son-kun's been on edge about the servant-maid thing ever since you made that wish of yours, Vedge.
Vegeta: (sighs) Yes, I've noticed. (perks up) But maybe I'll find a spell in that big book of yours to counteract Kakay's
fear as well!
Goku: (gulps) VEGGIE DON'T! [reaches out to grab Veggie only to miss and have Veggie teleport away] OHHHHH, no you don't
little Veggie! (teleports away also) (teleports back w/Veggie under his arm within 5 seconds) (happily) I'm back!!!
Chuquita: (sweatdrops) O.
Vegeta: (grumbling to himself) (to Chu) You know, you kind of sped through that whole "my play wins the contest thing".
Chuquita: I'm trying to save space and get my stories back down to a normal kb size (40kb to 50-somekb). Chapters have been
getting WAY too big for me and they don't get loaded as often if they're that big. (nods) (grins) Plus I kinda like the whole
mail-truck Acme thing. It's like those old roadrunner cartoons.
Goku: Heehee, BEEPBEEP!!! [hugs Veggie tighter under his arm]
Vegeta: (cringes) OHH Kakarrotto, are you aware of how BADLY your armpits STINK!
Goku: (blinks) Noooooooooo.
Vegeta: (groans) Ugh.
Chuquita: (to audiance) Well, this about wraps up part 1. See you in part 2 everybody!
Vegeta: (snickers) Goodbye for now. (pinches his nose and wiggles out of Son's under-arm)
Goku: (happily) J-E-L-L-O!!
E-mail: lac31685@aol.com
By: Chuquita
Quote of the Week: -from dbz ep 147 "Saiyajin, Hurry Up with the Training! Inside the Room of Spirit & Time".
{Trunks:} Father's only been standing like that for 3 days.
Chuey's Corner:
Chuquita: Even though I mentioned this quote in the last fic's end corner I still liked it enough to make it a Q.O.T.W.
Vegeta: (sweatdrops) Me standing perfectly still on a cliff for 3 days straight is amusing to you?
Chuquita: I think it would've made for some funny shorts if they had the camera on you two more during those 3 days. Heh-heh,
can you imagine Mirai attempting various things just to get Veggie to move. [ex. cut off the tip to the cliff--it falls--
Veggie's still standing on it]
Goku: (eagerly) Or standing infront of little Veggie and making funny faces to get him to flinch!
Chuquita: Or wafting a freshly baked pie under his nose (he must've gotten hungry)
Goku: (giggles) Or slowly trickle water from behind Veggie until he runs off to go to the bathroom.
Chuquita: You can't hold that in forever. (nods in agreement)
Vegeta: (embarassed & angry) CAN WE GET OFF THIS SUBJECT!!
Chuquita: Oh-kay!
Goku: (to Veggie) (whispers) *Trickle-trickle-trickle*
Vegeta: (glares at him)
Goku: Heeheehee.
Chuquita: Oh! I drew another manga with the fusion-babies (Vejitto & Gogeta) in it! Only this time they were chibis!
Goku: (eyes widen) (big grin) CHIBI Ji-chan and Goggie?
Chuquita: (nods) Uh-huh! They make such cute chibis too! It originally started as an idea I got from several fics, one from
Miyanon, one from Callimogua, one from Echelon, and a fourth from a fic called Dan Dan Kokoru (Ryukodomo I think; I forget
the author's name, sorry!). All of which involved Son being born a girl or getting turned into one. A very funny idea in my
head.
Goku: (sweatdrops) I don't find it funny.
Chuquita: I figured this'd work better in manga form so I drew about a dozen pages comic-strip style and finished it just
today. Basically Son-kun's counterpart ends up there, they meet with Veggie, and then female Goku's Veggie comes to save her
and bring her back home with all 63 fusion-babies along for the ride.
Vegeta: Sounds unusually short.
Chuquita: A lot of my comics are. (sweatdrops) But this one was fun just because I got to draw the fusion-babies as little
kids AND draw Veggie freaked out in nearly every other strip at the whole thing.
Goku: So the other me really WAS other Veggie's oujo.
Chuquita: Well, yeah, but it didn't have enough substance to make a good fic; well, my plot anyway. The stories that made me
make the comic had really good backplots and, well, this one didn't. In fics it's hard to make stuff pop-up out of nowhere
without an explaination.
Vegeta: (narrowing his eyes) And just HOW do you explain 63 CHILDREN!!
Chuquita: 9 litters, 7 fusion-babies per litter.
Vegeta: (sweatdrops) And the girl Kakarrotto lived through all that.
Chuquita: Yup.
Vegeta: (glances over at Goku, who grins cheesily at him) (turns a pale green) SIXTY-THREE babies..with THAT! (points at Son)
(disgusted) Ohhh, Kami I'm going to throw up.
Chuquita: Calm down, it was female-Goku who had all of them, not our male one! I also gave names to the 5 nameless
fusion-babies in one of my earlier comics; their picture is a mediaminer but the site's havin bandwidth problems so you
probably couldn't see them. Their names are Kajee, Otto, Kayka (like when Son got zapped by that spell in an earlier corner)
Geta, and Donut.
Vegeta: DONUT?!
Chuquita: You got hungry.
Goku: I like donuts Veggie. (rubs his stomach eagerly)
Vegeta: (to Chu) (sweatdrops) What did you do, run out of ways to combine me and Kakarrotto's names?
Chuquita: That too. (shrugs)
Vegeta: (larger sweatdrop)
Chuquita: I also drew a scene from one of my upcoming fanfics which features the hula-veggies.
Goku: (w/big sparkily eyes) HUUUUUUULA Veggies?
Chuquita: Yah, I did this chibinized-deformed doodle of Veggie wearing a hula outfit a couple weeks ago and the idea stuck.
There's 3 identical ones and they roam about Son-kun's head, created by his imagination and some of the leftover Veggie-DNA
from the portara fusion.
Goku: Are they littler than little Veggie?
Chuquita: About half his size.
Goku: YAY! (musing) I bet there's so cute-n-little!
Vegeta: (turns a mild red) Thanks Chu.
Chuquita: You know since mediaminer's broke for the moment I might paste that comic along with the hula-veggie pic up on my
site.
Vegeta: (sweatdrops) I thought you abandoned that idea.
Chuquita: Not completely. Actually I've had all the pages finished for a while, but the free geocites server I got doesn't
translate the images right when there's more than one on a page. I got my schedule screwed this year so I missed out on the
html course. BUT I do know how to upload an image-per-page and put my doodles and doujinshi pictures up that way. I think I
might even try doing that later in the week. If I do I'll place the url in here somewhere. (nods)
Goku: Heeheehee, hula-veggies.. (looks down at Veggie) Little Veggie wanna hula for me?
Vegeta: (wild embarassment) NO WAY!! I'M NOT GOING TO GET UP ON THE TABLE STRIP DOWN TO A LONG GRASS DRESS AND FLOWERS AND
DANCE FOR YOU AND THE AUDIANCE'S ENJOYMENT!!!
Chuquita: I dunno, I think it'd be funny.
Goku: (smiles) [holds up hula outfit] Veggie here.
Vegeta: (shrieks) NO!!!
Goku: (sadly) Aww....COME 'ERE! [tackles Veggie to the ground]
Vegeta: (yelps) HEY!! LET GO OF ME!!!
Chuquita: (sweatdrops) Anyway, today's story is about Veggie and bedtime stories!
Goku: (pokes his head above the desk) (happily) I love bedtime stories, Chu-sama! And little Veggie's too!
Vegeta: (unseen) LET GO OF MY ARMS BAKAYARO!!!
Chuquita: Yes, you see, unlike my stories, in fairy-tales, oujis usually win and or save the day from some terrible monster.
They're practically the hero by default.
Vegeta: IF BEING A PRINCE MEANS YOU GET TO BE THE HERO THEN WHY DON'T I EVER WIN MY SERVANT-MAID AND DEFEAT ONNA!!
Goku: (sweetly) Because you're Veggie, Veggie.
Vegeta: (groans)
Chuquita: Yes, and according to rule 427 you're pretty much banned from winning Son-kun as your servant-maid except under
certain circumstances. (flips through the Big Book of Author Spells [boy it's been a while since I used THAT thing])
Vegeta: (pauses) (sneakily) WHAT circumstances?
Chuquita: (freezes) I'm not telling YOU!
Vegeta: (smirks) Ahh, there is a loophole somewhere within that book of yours for me to crawl through. IN-ter-esting.
Goku: I'm starting to feel a little uneasy with that idea.
Chuquita: (laughs nervously) Yes, let's just start the story now, huh?
Goku: (nods)
Chuquita: Here it is!
Summary: Unbeknownst to Veggie, Bura submitts a story the ouji wrote to a play contest--and wins! Will Veggie be able
to rope Goku and the others into being in his play when they don't even know what it is he wrote about?? And what happens
when Goku and Bura start messing with the script? Will the play turn out oh-kay? Will anyone even bother to pay the money to
watch it? Find out!
Vegeta: (muttering eagerly to himself) Loophole loophole loophole, now WHAT could be the loophole? (smirks at the B.B.O.A.S)
Chuquita: (as-a-matter-of-factly) You'll never know.
Vegeta: HA! The moment you set that book down I shall snatch it away and use the loophole to obtain my kaka-servant-maid
(glances at Goku, smirks) Who shall perform all my daily tasks for me and pamper me on command.
Goku: (embarassingly and nervously slinks under the desk) No I won't.
Vegeta: Oh you will, believe me... (evil laugh) BWAHAHAHAHAHAHA-- (cheerfully) I'm going to go iron your servant-maid costume
, it may need a cleaning!
Goku: (groans) Ohhhhh....
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" "--And then the great and powerful ouji charged into the castle on his mighty steed, instantly frying the barbed
thorns to a crisp! He dashed into the castle and sliced the evil witch's head off and with one blow of ki, completely
anhilated her from the face of the earth! The heroic ouji climbed the stairs to the sleeping princess's chamber, awakened her
with a big mushy kiss, and saved the planet from the witch's EVIL. He was then crowned the King of the entire universe and
ruled the land happily with his Queen for all eternity!" "
" WOW! I like it when YOU read me my bedtime story, Toussan. " Bura said in awe as she looked up at him with wide
eyes. The 8 year old grinned, " That was the BEST version of 'Sleeping Beauty' EVER! "
" Yes, I don't know WHAT words Bulma was looking at in here. She was clearly off-target with the ending. " Vegeta
said boastfully.
" Yeah, when Kaasan read the book she didn't say ANYTHING about Prince Charming slicing the witch's head off or being
able to use ki! " Bura nodded happily, " OR ruling the entire universe. "
" Does Kakarroujo live happily ever after TOO, Toussan? " Bura grinned. The ouji sweatdropped.
" There IS NO "Kakarroujo"!! Now go to sleep! " he gritted his teeth with his eyes closed and his face slightly red.
" Heeheehee. " Bura giggled, then pulled the covers up high enough to cover past her mouth. Vegeta placed the book on
the table and went to open the door to leave only to be confronted with a rather large lump.
" KAKARROTTO!!! " Vegeta fell over, " WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE!! "
" Umm, I needed a glass of water? " Goku grinned cheesily; he was in pair red pajamas with his stuffed Plushie under
his arm. Vegeta sweatdropped.
" You can't be serious?! It's 9:30 at night, baka! Can't you get water at your OWN house. " he put his hands on his
hips, standing up again.
Goku let out a muffled giggle.
" ...that's not the real reason you're here, is it Kakarrot? "
" Nooooooooo... " Goku said, then surpressed more laughter, " BURA SAID VEGGIE'S TELLIN BEDTIME STORIES AND I WANTED
TO LISTEN TOO!! " he squealed.
Vegeta glanced over his shoulder at Bura, who gave Goku a thumbs-up and winked, then quickly pulled the covers over
her head before she thought Vegeta saw her. The ouji sweatdropped.
" Yes Kakarrotto, I WAS telling a "bedtime story", however I just finished 2 minutes ago so you're a little late for
that. " he folded his arms.
" *sniffle* But Veh-GEEE... " the larger saiyajin's eyes began to water, " Bura said you tell really good stories and
I wanted to listen with her. "
" HERE, " Vegeta shoved the book into Goku's hands, " Go home and read it yourself, I need to get to bed. I have
plans to plot..or is it plots to plan...? "
" Probably both! " Bura chirped.
" But Veggie, I can't read that well on my own. " Goku pouted. Vegeta looked him over suspicously.
" Really? "
Goku nodded, then let out a little giggle, " Heeheehee! "
The ouji cocked his head, confused. He shook it off, " STOP PLAYING MIND GAMES WITH ME KAKARROTTO!! You're very good
at that. "
" I AAAAAAM? " the larger saiyajin grinned.
" Yes, you am. " Vegeta replied flatly.
" Well if I am so good then I deserve an a-ward. And I want Veggie to tell me a story as a reward for being able to
read almost half his daily thoughts! " Goku said happily, " All thanks to our portara-fusion-bond! "
" I already said n--wait, what'd you just say? "
" Veggie tell me a story? " Goku repeated.
" NO! After that-- " Vegeta protested, only to receive a naive, innocent-looking little smile in return. He sighed,
" Sometimes you really creep me out Kakarrotto. "
" That's what peasants are for! " he handed the book back to Vegeta.
" And servant-maids. " Vegeta smirked. Goku paled.
" AND princesses! " Bura chirped in addition. The color returned to Goku's face and he repeatedly nodded in a content
fashion until he turned towards Vegeta and saw a look of agitation on his face. Goku's went blank and he softly shook his
head 'no' a couple times. Vegeta nodded in response. Goku sighed.
" Plushie thinks I'm good enough to be Veggie's oujo. " Goku hugged his little, smiling Veggie-plush-toy.
" Uh-huh. " Vegeta said dryly.
" Plushie's a lil rocket-sciencetist too! " Goku held Plushie up, " '954 divided by 23.178 equals 41.15972042'! "
'Plushie' said. Vegeta and Bura stared at Goku with their eyes bulging out of their heads.
" Why that was absolutely correct. " Vegeta blinked in shock.
" Toldja Plu-chan's smart. " Goku nodded thoughtfully. Vegeta took a step away from the plushy-toy, " SO? Little
Veggie gonna tell me a fairy-tale now? "
" THEY'RE NOT 'FAIRY-TALES'! THEY'RE TRUE NONFICTIONAL ACCOUNTS OF THINGS THAT HAPPENED ON EARTH THOUSANDS OF YEARS
AGO!! " Vegeta snapped at him.
" But Veggie-- " Goku started out.
" --to think these Earth-people once groveled at your feet if you were a prince. Why if that's what a prince of some
plot of land on EARTH got as a reception just THINK of what kind of welcoming _I'D_ get! HAHA! They'd practically GIVE me
the whole planet! " he hugged the book.
" Little Veggie! " Goku whined.
" What? " Vegeta blinked up at him, confused.
The larger saiyajin giggled at the smaller one's expression, " Silly Veggie! These are all made-up stories! They're
not real. "
" Oh really? " Vegeta snorted, " Kakarrotto, think about everything that's EVER HAPPENED TO YOU and then say THIS
STUFF isn't real! Witches? "
" Baba. "
" Dragons? "
" Shenlong. "
" Wizards? "
" Babadi. "
" Evil monsters attacking the city? "
Goku looked down at his fingers, " More times than I could count. "
" Heroic princes risking their lives to save your peasant behind? "
" ... "
Vegeta sighed, " Oujis. "
" LITTLE VEDGE'UMS!!! " Goku grabbed and hugged the smaller saiyajin.
" Please, don't call me that. " Vegeta sweatdropped.
" You're right, it wouldn't be fair to my other Vedge'ums. " Goku nodded.
" WHAT "OTHER" VEDGE'UMS!! THERE IS NO OTHER VEDGE'UMS!! WHERE IS THIS PERSON I'LL KILL IT!! " Vegeta screamed,
enraged.
" Umm, Veggie. Vedge'ums is what I call the pillow Chi-chan gave me for Christmas. It's your size and she said it's
supposed to be for weening me off of, uh, hugging you. " Goku explained while tightening his grip around Vegeta.
" It's not working though, is it Kakarrotto? " the ouji said flatly.
" Not really. "
" ... "
" ... "
" Actually it kind of makes the urge a little STRONGER-- "
" --go to bed now Kakarrotto. " Vegeta interupted before he could hear anymore. His face glowing a brighter shade of
red.
" Buh Veggie? " the larger saiyajin sniffled, " You're not gonna send me home NOW, are you little Veggie? "
Vegeta groaned, then perked up, " Hey, Onna's asleep back there isn't she? She doesn't know you're HERE, does she? "
he asked curiously.
" Heeheehee, nooooooope! " Goku replied, then thought outloud, " Maybe I should go back home to Chi-chan. It is
really cold tonight and-- "
" --why don't you stay in one of Capsule Corp's guest rooms instead! " the ouji chirped. Goku dropped him to the
floor accidentally, his arms flew out to either side.
" VEGGIE THAT'S BRILLIANT! I can stay here tonight and go back home tommorow when it's not 23'F outside! " Goku said
excitedly, " Boy I hate teleporting in THAT STUFF! " he shivered.
" Uh, yeah. Don't mention it. " Vegeta sweatdropped, rubbing his pained spine, " You can use the one a floor above
this one. It's all made up and everything, that's where Vejitto stayed during his Christmas break. "
" HOO-RAY! " Goku cheered, dashing out of the room, " GOODNIGHT LITTLE VEGGIE! SWEET DREAMS! "
" Yeah...sweet dreams. "
" *YAWWWWN* " Vegeta opened his mouth wide. He cringed at the sunlight pouring into his room and covered his head
with the sheets only to have them ripped off him seconds later.
" GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOD MORNING, SLEEPY-HEAD!! " Goku exclaimed extaticly, " Isn't it a BEAUTIFUL DAY, little buddy!
" he grinned.
" Ohhh... " Vegeta sat up, twitching from the sudden rush of cold air and a serious case of bed-head, " So..cold.. "
he shuddered, then noticed Goku with a big perky expression on his face, " WHY ARE YOU STILL HERE!! " he snapped.
" I was here and back already, see Veggie? " Goku pointed to his clothes to show he was now in his gi, " I had
breakfast, I went home, I got changed, I went fishing, and I came back here to wake you up cuz I'm in the mood to do
something! " he said victoriously.
" Kakarrotto, what time is it? "
" 6:30am! " Goku said happily.
Vegeta flopped back down, his head hit the pillow, " Go 'do something' with somebody else then. "
" But Veh-GEE! " Goku teleported around to where Vegeta was facing, " You're the only other living person in the
whole UNIVERSE strong enough to fight me and possibly WIN! " Goku whined. The ouji sat up, intreged.
" Of COURSE I will 'win'. I've been training more than usual lately you know. " he got off his bed wearing a pair of
boxers with little yellow crowns printed all over them. The ouji walked over to the closet he held his training outfits in
and flung it open only to have something large and heavy fall off the top shelf and smack him in the head, " YEOW!!! "
Vegeta screamed, putting his hands on his head, " WHAT WAS THAT!!! " he screamed angrily, then glanced over at the offending
object and cocked an eyebrow, " What IS that? " he correced himself, confused.
" It's a typewriter! " Goku eagerly picked up the object.
" What would it be doing in MY room? I don't typewrite. " Vegeta grumbled, still rubbing his sore noggin.
" Veggie didn't live here ALL his life you know, " Goku said as-a-matter-of-factly, then perked up, " This used to be
one of Bulma's many offices! And then it was Yamcha's room! And then it was a game room! And then it was a food-storage area!
And now it's VEGGIE'S ROOM! "
" I feel so important. " Vegeta said sarcastically. A sweatdrop fell down the side of his head. He went to go get one
of his training outfits on; all of which looked exactly the same except for a red one with pink-tipped boots which had been
the victim of the previous year's valentine's disaster. The red one was in the back of the closet. Vegeta put on his blue
tank-top and pants while Goku tossed the typewriter in the air.
" Wow! It's been a while since I saw Bulma use THIS thing! " Goku said in awe, catching it, " She used to use it
whenever the electricity went out in Capsule Corp cuz of all the experiments they do here. " he explained.
" Good for her. " Vegeta put his left boot on, " But what does it do? "
Goku's eyes widened in surprise. He laughed, " Silly Veggie! You type on it! You know, writing stuff, only hitting
buttons instead of a pen! "
Vegeta stood up, " So is that what they used to use to write those Earth-legends of theirs. "
" Little Veh-GEE! They aren't legends they're-- "
" --they are too. Some people thought the legend of the super saiyajin was fake but we BOTH proved that was real,
right? " Vegeta argued.
" Well-- " Goku said uneasily.
" Now if these legends WERE fairy-tales, they'd be FAR MORE extravagant! " Vegeta pointed out, " These things are
mere child's play! If _I_ were to make up a fairy-tale it would be the most ASTOUNDING, HEART-POUNDING piece of literature
ever KNOWN! "
" Then why don't you? " Goku said plainly.
The ouji froze, then smirked, " Yes, heh-heh, why DON'T I? " he maniacally rubbed his hands together, " Say
Kakarrotto-chan? Why don't we go sparring for a while and when we get back you can show me how to use this typewriter. " he
patted the machine.
Goku burst into ssj1, " YAY!! FUN TIMES WITH VEGGIE!!! "
" Heh-heh-heh-heh-heh-heh-heh. " Vegeta snickered evilly as he sat at the kitchen table infront of the typewriter.
Goku sat in the chair on the left side of the rectangle-shaped table. Despite the fact that he had lost the battle against
Goku--again, sparring had given his brain mounds of ideas.
" Hey Toussan, what're you doing? " Mirai Trunks asked. The ouji glanced over at him.
" Nothing. " he denied.
" Is that a typewriter? " Mirai blinked, surprised.
" NO! No it is not, it is, uhh, a new brand of food-processing unit, now leave me to my thoughts! " Vegeta snorted,
pushing him out of the room.
" Veggie's writing a fairy-tale! " Goku chirped.
" YOU? A "fairy-tale"? I've GOT to see this. " Bulma chuckled as she walked into the room.
" It's a PLAY, if you must know and-- "
" --this paper's blank. " Bulma pointed out.
" I KNOW it's blank, I haven't been able to create any of it yet because EVERYONE KEEPS COMING IN HERE! " he snapped.
" Well then I'll leave, " Bulma shrugged, then smirked, " But you better let me see the finished product Vegeta, I
could use a good laugh. " she smiled thoughtfully, then left.
Goku got up.
" You stay! " the ouji pointed at him, " I need someone to ask random questions to, and you're about as random as
they get, Kakarrotto. "
" Heeheehee, aww, thanks little Veggie! " Goku giggled.
The ouji placed his fingers on the keys and smirked, " I know just where to begin. First, I'm going to need someone
to fight against. "
~Once upon a time there was a glorious land called Bejito-sei. And in this land lived a very prosperous people called
the--~
" Saiyajins! " Goku chirped in unison with the word the ouji was about to type. Vegeta glared at him, " Heeheehee, I
KNEW that's what you were gonna call 'um! Little Veggie just LOVES his homeplanet SO MUCH! " Goku tugged on the ouji's cheek
and giggled. Vegeta's face glowed bright red and he quickly shook it off, " CUT THAT OUT AND GET BACK TO YOUR SEAT!! " he
snapped.
Goku did so and sat in the chair opposite the ouji from the table, watching intently.
~--saiyajins. They were all very happy as their homeland was ripe with delicious foods and riches. However,
unbeknownst to the saiyajins there were two foul, wicked demons watching the saiyajins's fair city in hopes of destorying
their pleasure and overthrowing the city into the darkness of evil. One of these demons fed off the bodies of the saiyajins
and would purge the graves of their loved ones to devour them and even when its power was high enough it would sometimes
enter the city and eat dozens of live saiyajins whole. The other was far worse. It would feed off the most purest of souls
until the saiyajin lost its will to survive. These two beasts drove the royal family out of the castle and took it as their
stronghold; leaving the King and Queen trapped outside their own home. The second creature locked the purest and most
powerful saiyajin in the castle walls to feed from it. However, the beast was only half-right. It had found the purest but
not nearly the most powerful of all saiyajins. For at this very moment, the great and powerful legendary super saiyajin,
Vegeta no Oujisama, was returning from battle in a faraway land and destined to defeat these torturous monsters, become the
King of Bejito-sei, and save--~
" Huh. Now who am I gonna save? " Vegeta scratched his head in thought, then yelped to feel something squish against
his cheek.
" Wow little Veggie, that first monster sounds just like Freeza!...I can't tell who the second one is, did you make
that one up all by yourself? " he said in a sing-song voice, squishing his own cheek closer.
" Please....move that...away from me.... " Vegeta twitched, his face glowing an even brighter red.
" Alright. " Goku grinned, teleporting back to his seat, " So? How far'd Veggie get? Who's Veggie gonna save? " he
gave the ouji a little smile.
" Uhhhh...uhhhhh.... " Vegeta's face burst back into red again. The larger saiyajin staring at him w/big sparkily
eyes, " STOP LOOKING AT ME LIKE THAT I CAN'T CONCENTRATE WITH YOU LOOKING AT ME LIKE I'M A BOX OF FRESH CHOCOLATE FUDGE OR
SOMETHING!!! DO I _LOOK_ LIKE THE ANSWER TO ALL YOUR QUESTIONS AND HOPES AND DESIRES!!! " Vegeta exclaimed, flustered.
" Veggie still didn't answer my question. " Goku said, confused.
" I'm going up to my room and finish this, I don't need any peasants hanging around and WATCHING me like I'm the
stinkin meaning of life! " he complained, taking the typewriter and teleporting to his room.
" ...what was that all about? " Mirai sweatdropped, baffled as he sat in the living room.
Goku smiled, " I'm not sure, but I think I know who the little Veggie in Veggie's story's gonna save from the bad
guys, " he cocked his head, chuckling, " Silly Veggie! "
" Big bakayaro...gotta stare at me like that... " the ouji grumbled as he plopped the typewriter on his bed and paced
back and forth, " I need to think up someone for me to save, and I KNOW who my subconsious is going to come up with, because
if I DO submit to that then Kakarrotto's going to come up here and read it and say 'aww, little Veggie really DOES think of
me as his princess'; WELL YOU'RE _NOT_, KAKARROTTO! DO YOU HEAR ME!! " Vegeta shook his fist in the air, " SERVANT-MAID! NOT
PRINCESS!! " he snorted, then sat down next to the typewriter. The ouji paused and smirked, " But, I don't really HAVE to let
Kakarrotto read it, heck, if I don't even tell Bura about it who KNOWS what kind of interesting twists and turns this little
fairy-tale 'soon-to-be-a-future-legend' could turn out as? " he rubbed his hands together, " Yes, heh-heh, my own personal
little saiyajin fairy-tale. Let's see, ~...become the King of Bejito-sei, and save Princess Kayka.~ Hn, you know what,
Kakarrotto's not going to see this anyway so why not call her Princess Kakay! " he grabbed some white out, whited over the
first name and replaced it, " Heh-heh, Princess Kakay. That baka always said he'd rather be a oujo than a servant-maid. And
if Bura really wants to hear it all I can do is change the names. " Vegeta shrugged happily, " Now, let's start the dialogue
here. "
~Princess Kakay: You'll never take me alive you twisted fiends!
Creature1: Muhahahaha! Lucky for you dear princess because we plan on taking you DEAD!
Princess Kakay: Ha! That will never be for at this very moment my handsome, invinsible hero Prince Vegeta-sama is
coming to save me and our people from your wickedness and reign of terror! (sighs dreamily and clasps her hands together)
He's so perfect in every way that my soul itches in delight at his return into my arms where we shall profess our wild,
untamed love and rule the land together in utter perfection.
Prince Vegeta: [while riding on his noble steed through the forest] (proudly) I will rule the land in utter
perfection as soon as I return and my father grants me the crown!...~
" Wow, " Vegeta sat back and looked at what he wrote so far, " This IS good. I can't wait to get to the part where I
slay Freeza and Onna, err, Creatures 1 and 2, with my super saiyajin powers....huh, I gotta come up psudo-names for them... "
10 minutes pass...
" Wow, " the ouji muttered, mentally going through his head for suitable names for the villains, " I didn't know the
saiyajin language had THAT many foul words for villains....this is gonna take a while... "
" HELLO!! " a voice squealed from behind him. The ouji instinctively dove overtop his typewriter protectively.
" SO! How's little Veggie's story comin! " Goku said happily, " Did little Veggie and me beat the bad guys yet? " he
grinned eagerly.
Vegeta sweatdropped, ::Not to self, change princess's name back to Kayka; thereby avoiding any further directed
laughter at me by Kakarrotto and making sure Kayka doesn't develop any obvious kaka-like qualities:: he rattled off in his
brain, " Umm, no Kakarrotto, we haven't defeated the "bad guys" yet. " the ouji responded.
" Aw, " Goku sighed sadly, then perked up, " Did Veggie name 'um yet? I heard some of your thoughts through the
'effects of the portara fusion' downstairs and everything was in Veggie-ese. "
" Saiyago. " Vegeta promptly corrected him and sat back in his chair, letting go his death-hold on the typewriter,
" Kakarrotto, which two words do you think sounds more villainess, hamiikana, roto, deuzela, or ponkolotu. "
" What do they mean in english? " Goku asked.
" ...I can't tell you that. It's too harsh for your peasant mind to hear translated. " the ouji nodded.
" You mean they're bad words. " the larger saiyajin folded his arms and narrowing his eyes at the prince.
" WHAT! This is for the VILLAINS, baka! They need evil names! " Vegeta groaned.
" OH! Well, the first one sounds like "ham and cake"-- "
Vegeta mentally crossed it out.
" Hmm....I like the middle two! " Goku nodded thoughtfully. Vegeta smirked.
" Roto and Deuzela it is then. " the ouji snickered, scibbling down the names under a picture of two terrifying
monsters. Roto under the male's and Deuzela under the female's.
" Oooh, is this supposed to be little Veggie? " Goku picked up another drawing; this one of the ouji in his, well,
ouji costume. Goku cocked an eyebrow, " Something is not right about this. "
" What's not right about it? I have a crown, I have a cape, I have a tail, how is it not completely accurate? "
Vegeta said.
Goku looked at the picture, then at Vegeta and gasped, " YOU MADE YOURSELF TALL! " he gawked.
" ..so? It's fiction, it didn't really happen. " Vegeta shrugged.
" But--you drew yourself TALL. " Goku cringed at the drawing, " This you looks even taller than ME! "
" Yes, he is. " the ouji boasted.
" Did you draw me yet, Veggie? " Goku asked him. Vegeta froze.
" Uhhhh...well, not yet, no. " the smaller saiyajin stammered.
" Awww... " Goku sighed, then flipped through some more drawings, " Ooooh, who is this? " he held up a picture of an
ironically-familiar girl wearing a crown and a princess costume. She had four Goku-ish spikes of hair on one side of her head
and the three on the other-side tied up in a fairly long pony tail and four thinner versions of the larger saiyajin's bangs.
Vegeta's drawing of himself had about 3 inches in height over her. The ouji whistled nervously, " She's pretty. " Goku smiled
, " Is she the princess? She looks so familar but I don't know where from? "
" Why--yes, she is the princess, " Vegeta quickly swiped the drawing away, " And she's not familiar at all because I
just made her up off the top of my head and it's just your big baka kaka-imagination playing tricks on you. " he laughed
nervously.
" Do we save her? " Goku sat down while still floating in mid-air.
" I don't know yet! Now go away! " Vegeta snapped. The larger saiyajin pouted, then teleported out of the room.
Vegeta let out a sigh of relief only to yelp as Goku quickly re-appeared and hugged the ouji.
" GOODBYE-VEGGIE-HUGS!! " he squealed, then re-teleported away. Vegeta sweatdropped and promptly whited out every
mention of 'Princess Kakay' in his story and re-typed her as 'Princess Kayka' instead.
" Better. " he said dryly, then continued with his story.
~[Prince Vegeta Oujisama rode into the city to find the entire city-full of saiyajins standing at attention with a
dull look in their eyes; he suspicously looked them over and got off his horse, then walked it over the moat's bridge to the
castle]
Prince Vegeta: (with his fist against the door) Open up at once, Otoussan, I have returned!
[a pair of red, pupil-less eyes peeks out at him from the dark doorway. The creature hisses amusingly and reforms
its mysterious shape into a saiyajin's]
Deuzela: (she smirks and bows slightly) Ouji.
Prince Vegeta: (suspicous) And who would you be? And how did you get in MY castle!
Deuzela: That's not important right now, but if I were you, I suggest you back away from MY castle--unless, that is,
you want to experiance a pain beyond your wildest nightmares. (looks past him) MINIONS!
Prince Vegeta: (freezes in place as every saiyajin turns to face her and falls into allegance positions)
Saiyajins: (obedently nod)
Deuzela: (points to Oujisama) This is your new friend, kill him.
Prince Vegeta: (eyes widen) What?
[D closes the door to the castle]
Prince Vegeta: HEY!! (snarls) I DEMAND YOU OPEN THIS DOOR UP RIGHT NOW OR I SHALL DESTROY YOU ALL!!! [gasps suddenly
as something tightens around his neck; dozens of saiyajin tackle him to the ground; however the legendary super saiyajin
blasts them all off with a simple burst from a mere fraction of his unfathomable power]
[several saiyajin sneak up from behind him. The great and powerful saiyajin no ouji pauses and whips around only to
hear a voice from above]
Voice from above: Kahhhhhhh, mehhhhhhhhhh, hahhhhhhhh, mehhhhhhhhhh, HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!! [blast erupts from above
and blows the saiyajins below; minus the invinsible prince; to bits]
Prince Vegeta: (looks up and eyes widen in surpise; smiles) Kaykarrotto.
Princess Kayka: (curtsys) (emotionally) My prince...~
" Heh-heh-heh, " Vegeta chuckled at the addition to his work, " This is getting very, very good. I never knew I was a
literary-fairy-tale genius as well. "
Hours later...
" The End. " Vegeta finished typing, then yawned and unraveled the final piece of paper to his work and placed it at
the bottom of the pile where a large, thick-paged play sat, " Ahh, if only such a world was real! " he stretched his arms;
now in his pajamas, and hopped into bed. Vegeta reached out to shut the typewriter off and layed back, his head hitting the
pillow, " Goodnight, Kayka. "
Several rooms away Bura layed in her own bed, staring at the watch on her wrist reading 9:35pm, " ...WHERE IS HE! "
she exclaimed. Bura grabbed her Cinderella book off the counter and waddled out the door, " Toussan should've been finished
reading me my bedtime story by now! How could he forget about it!! " she complained as shw walked down the hall, " We've only
been doing it for 2 months now! And Toussan LOVES reading me fairy-tales cuz 'the ouji always wins'! " Bura opened the door
to Vegeta's room, " Oh Tou-saaan? " she said in a sing-song voice, then sweatdropped to see Vegeta in a deep sleep in bed,
" Wow....Toussan is asleep already? He never gets this tired this early except when he's working his brain or his body really
really hard. " Bura reasoned, then noticed the typewriter and the novel-esque amount of typed pages next to it in a big stack
. Bura's eyes widened as she dropped her book to the floor, " WOW. " she climbed up onto the chair and peered at the top
paper which read "Happy Ever After: An Oujitale" and "By: Vegeta Oujisama". An excited smile covered Bura's face, " TOUSSAN
WROTE A FAIRY-TALE!! " she squealed, grabbing the huge manuscript and jumping off the chair, " 'A Oujitale'? " Bura blinked
at the text, " Haha! That's so kawaii! " she hugged the pile of paper, " Oh THANK YOU Toussan! I can't WAIT to see what THIS
fairy-tale's like! " Bura happily ran out of the room, then poked her head in the doorway for a moment, " Have a good sleep
Toussan! " Bura saluted him, then left.
" *RING*RING*RING*! "
" *YAWN*, Chi-chan the alarm's broken. " Goku mumbled, half-asleep. He cocked his head to his left to where she lay
next to him.
" Goku, that's not the alarm it's only 10:10pm. " Chi-Chi said as her squinted eyes stared at the alarm clock, which
sat silently across the room.
" *RING*RING*RING*! "
" Ohhhh! " Chi-Chi groaned, " It's the phone. Who would possibly call us at such an INSANE hour when they NOW we go
to sleep early. "
" Insane... " Goku blinked. The little light-bulb went on in his head, " VEGGIE!! " he bolted to attention and
practically lept over Chi-Chi to get it, " HELLO LITTLE VEGGIE!! What're you doing tonight? " the saiyajin squealed into the
reciever. Chi-Chi twitched from beneath Goku, then punched his stomach to signal he was accidentally crushing her. Goku
grinned cheesily at her and moved back to his spot with the phone still in hand, the cord danging across the bed, " Heeheehee
. " he giggled embarassingly, " Hello? " he said into the phone.
" HI Kakarroujo! " Bura said happily.
Goku frowned, " Oh, it's you Bura. " he sighed, disheartened.
" What does the ouji-spawn want, Goku? " Chi-Chi grumbled.
" Hold on. " Goku held his finger up, " Bura why are you calling us late at night? "
" Kakarroujo, remember when you wanted to listen to Toussan's story-time with me? " Bura said, trying to keep her
eagerness inside.
" Yeah. " Goku nodded.
" Well, I was just in Toussan's room; cuz he forgot to come read me "Cinderella"; but it turns out he was sleeping! "
she began.
" Aww! Little Veggie fell a-sleep early, Bura? That is nice. " Goku smiled tiredly, then hung up. Chi-Chi and the
phone sweatdropped as the saiyajin lulled himself back to dreamland.
" That was it? " Chi-Chi said, confused.
" *RING*RING*RING*!!! " the phone rang angrier this time.
" Hello? " Goku answered again.
" KAKARROUJO AREN'T YOU LISTENING!! " Bura snapped at him.
" I am now. " Goku rubbed his ears in pain.
" Good. " Bura chirped, " I went into Toussan's room and he was sleeping, BUT I found a big story next to his
typewriter. AND IT'S FINISHED! "
" Little Veggie finished his story? " Goku's eyes went wide and sparkily, " I WANNA READ VEGGIE'S STORY BURA!! "
" Actually it's a play! A fairy-tale play! " Bura giggled.
" Am _I_ in Veggie's fairy-tale? " Goku asked.
" Uh-huh! You have the very best part of all! " Bura said happily, " And Onna's a bad guy! "
" YOU'RE CALLING ME "ONNA" NOW TOO!! " Chi-Chi yelled angrily at the phone.
" Oh, Mrs. Goten's Mommy, you're there too. " Bura let out a fake-laugh, " Kakarroujo come quick you have to see
this! " Bura said shortly, then hung up.
Goku stared blankly at the phone for a moment, then smiled at Chi-Chi, " Hey Chi-chan? "
" NO. " she said flatly, laying back down.
" Awww, but Chi-chAAAAAAAn. " Goku whined, " It's a ~*fairy-tale*~ written by ~*MY LITTLE VEGGIE*~. " the large
saiyajin said w/big sparkily eyes.
Chi-Chi felt the urge to strange the ouji, who, unfortunately for her, was several hours away and fast asleep,
" Stupid, evil little Ouji. " she snorted, " Now he's sending out his spawned half-oujis after us! "
" Can I go see Veggie's fairy-tale now Chi-chan? " Goku asked.
" NO! If you want to go to Capsule Corp you can do it tommorow when I go WITH YOU. " she nodded.
" But what about my little-- "
" --HERE! " Chi-Chi grabbed the 'weening-Goku-off-the-Ouji' pillow; as she had dubbed it; and chucked it at him.
" LIL' VEDGE'UMS! " Goku hugged the pillow and layed down, squeezing it tighter than he hugged the actual ouji
himself--pillows can't feel pain so it doesn't matter how hard you hug them, he had reasoned, " Mmm...such a nice pillow..
thank you Chi-chan. " he smiled coyly at her.
Chi-Chi blushed lightly, " Haha, you're welcome sweetie. "
" Ohhh, it's SO romantic! " Bura sighed as she read Vegeta's play on the living room couch; she had fallen asleep
the previous night before finishing it.
" Hahaha, oh this is so cheesy, " Bulma chuckled, also looking at the play, " Who thought the 'great and powerful
saiyajin no ouji' could write a play like this! What a ham he is. "
" Ahh, but we love that ham! " Bura said sweetly, hugging a chunk of the papers.
" I mean, it's so obvious everyone in this play is based off of all of us. You can't tell me those two
'shape-shifting demons' aren't Freeza and Chi-Chi. Poor Chi-Chi! She'd ring Vegeta's neck if she knew he wrote something like
this! OH and Goku! " she almost burst into laughter at the thought, " He would be SO completely mortified and confused if he
knew Vegeta wrote him into his play as a-- "
" *BUZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ*!!! " the sound of the doorbell being pressed down on
buzzed throughout the house. Bura and Bulma sweatdropped as the buzzing continued for a full 20 seconds.
" Any guesses who that is? " Mirai held his ears in pain as he walked by.
" I only know two people who do that and that's Goten and his dad! " Chibi Trunks said happily, " Haha! I hope its
Goten; video games are so BORING unless you have someone to beat to pulp! " he grinned.
Bulma glared at him.
" Umm, VIRTUALLY beat to a pulp. You know, on the screen... " Trunks laughed nervously, " ...not that I COULDN'T do
it in real li-- "
" --go answer to the door. " Bulma cut him short.
" Hmm... " Trunks sighed and walked over to it. He opened the door and sighed again in disappointment, " Oh, hi Mr.
Son. "
" Hi Trunks! " Goten poked his head out from behind Goku and Chi-Chi.
" GOTEN! " Trunks grabbed him by the wrist, " Come on! Let's go upstairs so I can kick your butt! " he held up a
playstation 2 controller in his other hand.
" Trunks-- " a small vein bulged on Bulma's forehead.
" Virtual butt. I'm going to go kick your virtual butt. " Trunks corrected himself, then whispered to Goten, " We're
not allowed to spar inside the house anymore. "
" But it's too cold outside to fight! " Goten exclaimed.
" THAT'S why we're playing video games instead. " he nodded, " Now let's go! " Trunks dashed off.
" Hey! Just because its a video game doesn't mean you're gonna win this time! " Goten yelled, annoyed, following him
up to his room.
" KAKARROUJO! " Bura ran up to Goku, " Kakarroujo look at this! " she held up a newspaper.
" A newspaper? " Goku blinked.
" YEAH! I mean, NO! Look here! " she pointed to an article.
" Community Center playwrite contest; winning play to be performed in Center this Spring and a prize of 5,000 dollars
given to the winning writer. " Goku read outloud.
" I was thinking we could submit Toussan's beautiful fairy-tale play to this contest! It's SURE to win! " Bura hugged
the play.
" But I haven't even seen it yet. How do you know? " Goku blinked, confused.
" Kaasan and I read the whole thing this morning. " Bura chirped.
" Son-kun, it's like a cheesy romance story. " Bulma whispered to him, " Like a really, really exaggerated version of
Snow White, Sleeping Beauty, Cinderella, Rapunzal, and Romeo and Juliet all mushed in together! " she exclaimed.
" Am I in it? " Goku asked eagerly, " Veggie said I was in it! "
" Oh you're in it alright. " Bulma sweatdropped, " You're, umm, even an important part of the, err, ending. "
" Oh Kakarroujo, Toussan loves you SO VERY VERY VERY VERY VERY VERY--oof! " Bulma gently elbowed her, " --much. "
Bura grinned.
" Aww, I know THAT Bura. " Goku laughed. Bura handed a copy of the giant-sized story to him.
" Here. I'm copied it all this morning. I'm going to send in the original one right now! " she said happily, running
outside.
" Bura, I don't think Vegeta would like it if you sent what is clearly a 'private fairy-tale' of his into a contest."
Bulma warned her.
" Yeah Bura, besides, this contest ends this afternoon. " Goku added, then watched Bura stuff the large play into a
mailbox. With looneytune-like speed a mailtruck zipped up to the house, took the play, and zoomed off. A second one zoomed
back from the same direction and handed Bura a paper.
" Ahh, the power of Acme. " Mirai smiled.
" WE WON!! " Bura squealed, turning around. Everyone fell over.
" Well, that was fast. " Bulma muttered in disbelief, " But, I'm not sure how Vegeta will react to you doing thi-- "
" Hey who's Princess Kayka? " Goku blinked, looking through the copy of the script just as a sleepy-looking ouji
waddled out of his bedroom in his pj's and slippers, " AWW, Veggie so cute! " the larger saiyajin awwed at the smaller one,
who was currently rubbing one of his eyes and yawning, " VEGGIE-HUGS!! " he squealed. Chi-Chi shoved the pillow in his face
and Goku grabbed it and tumbled to the ground, squeezing tightly, " OOOOOOOOOOHHHHH!!! "
The pillow looked like it was about to explode, " VEH-GEEEE!! "
" Hmm? " Vegeta said, yawning. Goku looked up to see the ouji standing next to him.
" LITTLE VEGGIE!! " Goku squeezed the pillow tighter and caused it to rip a hole in the top; feathers can flying out
of it. Goku grinned at Vegeta, who eyeballed the pillow in fright and backed up.
" Ohhhh, " Chi-Chi groaned as she started gathering up the feathers to sow back inside the pillow, " Ouji. " she
glared at him.
" Onna? " Vegeta mumbled, still sleepy.
" Gosh little Veggie. You sure look tired for somebody who went to sleep extra-early. " Goku blinked, surprised.
" Nightmare....terrible terrible nightmares....lasted all night...couldn't sleep... " Vegeta leaned his head forward
against Goku's arm to keep from falling down.
" Aww, poor poor Veggie. " Goku patted the ouji on the head, " What was Veggie night-maring about? "
" That stupid fairy-tale. " Vegeta stood up only to flop down on the couch behind him, " It must've seeped into my
subconsious, I kept acting out scenes from it, and everything was going fine; everything looked like it was supposed to...
but... " he narrowed his eyes at Goku and pointed at him, " YOU... "
" Meeee? " Goku cocked his head.
" YOU....looked like...YOU. " the smaller saiyajin groaned in pain and disgust as he threw his head back, " My God it
was truely frightening...you were doing everything correct down to the last detail expect....the costume was right but, not
you...I was afraid to even close my eyes again for fear of falling into a much more painful and embarassing scene with you
still this way....I'm NEVER writing ANYTHING EVER again! " Vegeta groaned.
" Toussan you don't mean that! " Bura protested, " You have such a beautiful imagination! I loved the way you
defeated the two bad guys and saved you princess! "
" Hmm? " Vegeta glanced over at her, what she had said processing through his mind, " AHHH!!! YOU READ MY
FAIRY-TALE!!! " he shrieked.
" Heeheehee, 'Ouji-tale'. " Goku giggled, pointing to the title page. Vegeta shrieked again at the thought of Goku
reading it and swiped it out of his hands, " That wasn't very nice little Veggie. "
" Aaugh!! How much did you read? " he shouted at Goku, then turned to Bura, " How much did he read!!! "
" Nothin 'cept the title; OH; and I flipped through a couple pages. " Goku nodded.
" GOOD. You're not seeing any more of it either because I'm taking it up to my room away from YOU. Your bakayaro
peasant eyes shall never again grace these pages!! " Vegeta snarled, pointing at him as he wobbily walked backwards towards
the stairs.
" But Veggie, Bura and Bulma got to read it! " Goku sniffled, " And you didn't yell at them! "
" SO! _THEY_ aren't the ones who kept giving me those disturbing nightmares all last night!!! " Vegeta yelled.
" Little Veggie it's your own fault you had nightmares! You influenced them on yourself. " Goku pointed out.
" I did not! " Vegeta snapped, then looked through his script only to gasp suddenly, " Wha--where is it? "
" Where's WHAT, Ouji. " Chi-Chi said flatly as she layed the pillow on the couch in an attempt to fit the feathers
back inside.
" The white-out. I put white out over where I made the mistakes. And there's supposed to be an indent made by the
typewriter for each letter.... " Vegeta's eyes widened, " THIS ISN'T THE ORIGINAL!! THIS IS A _COPY_!!! " he gasped.
" I made the copy, Toussan. " Bura said happily.
" Ha--how many copies did you make? " Vegeta said shakily.
" Only that one! "
" *whew* " Vegeta wiped the sweat from his brow.
" I sent the original in to a play-contest! " she smiled.
" AHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!! " Vegeta fell down so hard he crashed through the floor and fell smack into the floor of
Bulma's lab a floor below, " NA DAKE POPO LATETRA DE NOZ CANA!!! " he wailed in saiyago, then slowly began to decend the
staircase in shock and terror, " Paqueta dameso kanadores yo ho peh pah na dosa! " Vegeta cried as he walked back into the
living room, still babbling in his native tongue. He stared down at Bura in a mixture of fright and rage.
" Oh don't worry Toussan! Everything's fine. " Bura patted him on the arm, then held up her paper, " Besides, it
won!"
Vegeta's pupils widened enough to take up half his head, " ...what? "
" That means we get to make it into a real live play at the community center!! " Bura happily thew her arms out.
" AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! " Vegeta screamed again as he fell down for the second time and
making a second hole in the floor, " *SLAM*!! " the sound of the ouji's body hitting the lab floor echoed throughout the
house.
Goku peered down the hole, " Little Veggie are you alright? " he asked, worried.
" Heehee! " Bura clasped her hands together, the play's copy under her arm, " That's show-biz! "
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1:41 AM 1/17/2003
END OF PART ONE
Chuquita: And so ends part 1!
Goku: YAY!
Chuquita: I think it went pretty well, don't you?
Goku: Heeheehee, good for me anyways!
Chuquita: I was watching the 11'o'clock news last night and they had this thing on this guy who makes sculptures out of
tin-foil (he had all these tin-foil football players lined up) and then they showed a table with other celebrities and such
and the character on the far left shocked me so much I almost shouted his name.
Goku: Me?
Chuquita: (grins) YOU!
Goku: (happily) ME!!!
Chuquita: (chuckles) The first thing I noticed is the hair. They only showed the table for a second and didn't upclose on
Son-kun's little tin-foil statue but I got a kick out of it anyways.
Goku: Heehee, kick.
Chuquita: So? Where's Veggie?
Goku: Oh, he said something about super-glue, rope, and those little plastic easter eggs you put candies in.
Chuquita: Really?
[two sandbags fall from above and hit Son and Chu on the heads]
Chuquita: Oww! [tosses the sandbag off.
Goku: (smiles as the sandbag slides off his head and catches it in his hands) Heeheehee!
Chuquita: (gawks at Son) THAT THING WEIGHTED AT LEAST 20 POUNDS!!
Goku: (happily) I have a very hard head.
Chuquita: (looks upward) Vedge are you up there! I know that was you! [rope w/half a plastic easter egg drops down a foot
behind her. Super-glue on the edges of the egg. It sticks to the B.B.O.A.S and quickly yanks on it]
Goku: OH NO!
Chuquita: (gasps) NO VEH-- (both notice the book is floating up very very slowly) ... (sweatdrops) (to Son) You got a pair of
scissors?
Goku: (grins and holds out giganto pair of scissors)
Chuquita: (takes them) Thanks! [goes over to cut the sting only to have the book yanked up the rest of the way unbelieveably
fast]
Manical laughter from above: BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!
Goku: Hey! I know that evil laugh anywhere! (squeals) It's little Veggie!!!
Chuquita: BUT HE'S GOT MY BOOK!!
Goku: So?
[the rope flies back down infront of Goku and now carrying the larger saiyajin's servant-maid costume on it]
Goku: (eyes widen in terror) (shrieks) AHHHHHHH!!!! STOP-HIM-STOP-HIM-STOP-HIM!!! (shudders) I DON'T WANNA BE VEGGIE'S
SERVANT-MAID!!!
Vegeta: (grins and teleports infront of him upside-down) Aww, don't worry about it Kaka-chan! I'm sure you'll like it a lot
once you get used to it!
Goku: (half-believing) Really?
Vegeta: (warmly) Really. [plop's servant-maid hat on Son's head]
Goku: ... (pauses) AHHHHHH!! GET-IT-OFF-GET-IT-OFF-GET-IT-OFF!!
Vegeta: (sweatdrops) Is it really that bad?
Goku: YES!!
Chuquita: (sweatdrops) Son-kun's been on edge about the servant-maid thing ever since you made that wish of yours, Vedge.
Vegeta: (sighs) Yes, I've noticed. (perks up) But maybe I'll find a spell in that big book of yours to counteract Kakay's
fear as well!
Goku: (gulps) VEGGIE DON'T! [reaches out to grab Veggie only to miss and have Veggie teleport away] OHHHHH, no you don't
little Veggie! (teleports away also) (teleports back w/Veggie under his arm within 5 seconds) (happily) I'm back!!!
Chuquita: (sweatdrops) O.
Vegeta: (grumbling to himself) (to Chu) You know, you kind of sped through that whole "my play wins the contest thing".
Chuquita: I'm trying to save space and get my stories back down to a normal kb size (40kb to 50-somekb). Chapters have been
getting WAY too big for me and they don't get loaded as often if they're that big. (nods) (grins) Plus I kinda like the whole
mail-truck Acme thing. It's like those old roadrunner cartoons.
Goku: Heehee, BEEPBEEP!!! [hugs Veggie tighter under his arm]
Vegeta: (cringes) OHH Kakarrotto, are you aware of how BADLY your armpits STINK!
Goku: (blinks) Noooooooooo.
Vegeta: (groans) Ugh.
Chuquita: (to audiance) Well, this about wraps up part 1. See you in part 2 everybody!
Vegeta: (snickers) Goodbye for now. (pinches his nose and wiggles out of Son's under-arm)
Goku: (happily) J-E-L-L-O!!