Warehouse 13 Fanfic - The Pony Problem
Chapter 1
"Do you have a six?"
"Go Fish."
It was a slow week at the warehouse. Pete and Claudia had just about had enough of not doing anything. They had gone through almost all the board games and card games they could think of.
"Do you have a Queen?" asked Claudia.
"No…Yes…Are you switching your cards with mine?" questioned Pete?
"No! I would never…"
"You're growing a moustache."
Claudia touched her face and, sure enough, a ridiculous black moustache had attached itself to her face.
"GETITOFFGETITOFFGETITOFF!" Claudia freaked out.
"What are you two…Why are you playing with those!" Artie had walked in at the most inopportune time.
"GETITOFF!" Claudia still screaming
"Ok Claud, let's go shave it off" Mika had stood up from her chair in the corner and helped Claudia off to the bathroom.
"Pete, you need to go find out what's happening in the Whedon aisle, some artifact disturbance has been recorded there." Artie was used to shouting orders.
"Right! Onto it!" Pete was used to following them.
As Pete set up the zip line, he looked out into the distance and saw a bright pink blur jump over the shelves in the Whedon aisle. Shaking it off, he strapped himself into the zip line and rocketed off towards the aisle. Suddenly the pink blur jumped up and severed the line. Plummeting to the ground, Pete saw the pink blur very clearly for half a second; it looked like a cartoon pony! Pete shook of the idea and headed towards the problem. He found, along the way, lots of artifacts were missing, or knocked over. He headed to the epicentre of the disturbance and found a little fluffy yellow pony with a pink mane. Pete put on his purple gloves and got ready to put it in the neutralizer fluid when the yellow pony burnt his glove. That was the last thing he remembered before waking up being stared at by 2 yellow ponies, one with a pink mane and one with a Stetson.