A/N: Okay so this is a little conversation I, Lilith, had with my collab, Cola. So here we go!
Cola: HALLO LEDEZ, LETS GET DIS CRAP GOIN'
C: Hallo, the awesome Preuβen's future awesome wife speaking.
L: Oh ha-ha! I am Canada's future wife so be jealous!
C: Hell no, I HAVE THE F*CKING AWESOME PRUSSIA AND FRANCE AND SPAIN
L: FRANCE is a rapist and SPAIN is a friggin pedophile!
C: He is the sexiest pedophile that ever existed and France is BEAST. He got into Iggy's pants for gods sake!
L: Spain is the sexiest pedo. But France raped poor Iggy.
C: PLEASE. Iggy loved every second of it.
L: NO HE DID NOT! Iggy hated it.
C: He might have been screaming but it wasn't out of fear.
L: France drugged him I know it.
C: WITH HIS AWESOME SEX-GOD SEDUCING SKILLS!
L: NO! My Iggy was raped! And I bet Prussia helped France!
C: Hell yes he did, sexy yaoi threesome right there hon
L: Wow that is sexy. But it was against Iggy's will! So RAPE!
C: It might have been at first, but then his will took an arrow to the knee (or an extra addition of five meters to ass)
L: AH! MY POOR IGGY!
C: He is the luckiest man on earth foo, wachu talkin' bout
L: I have no words.
A/N: Haha Yeah I have no words to describe this oddness
Cola: AWESOME LEVEL IS OVER 9000!