Hi everyone! I'm back! Due to public demand, yes! public demand... I made this fanfic while eating marshmallows (YES PEOPLE, MARSH MALLOWS) for a change (not really, my so called readers/friends dared me to write while eating mallows and zero chocolates). I don't know why people would want me to eat this marsh mallow thing while writing. I wonder how this will affect my story. bweehehehehehe! And yes, the rumors are true, I am sick today.. NO FUN AT ALL! Being sick can bore me to death! Oh well... PLEASE ENJOY MY PAIN..

I SERIOUSLY DO NOT OWN GINTAMA. IT BELONGS SORACHI-SAMA.. ALL HAIL SORACHI-SAMA!

CHAPTER 1

Dear Papi,

I think I finally found someone who I love the most. Yeah yeah yeah... Aside from you, Gin-chan, Pa-chan, Anego, Sadaharu and my stupid big brother. I think I like someone Papi (PLEASE don't panic! You'll lose more hair). Yeah, his a sadistic bastard who annoys me a lot (and when I say a lot, it really means a lot) and sometimes I wanna kill him but for some reasons, I like him. I think he kissed me the other night (though I wasn't sure coz I spaced out) after saving me from getting deflowered by some super-strong-perverted asshole,whom I thought was my friend. Gin-chan said you should know about this.. Please don't blame Gin-chan. This isn't his fault.

your super duper cute daughter,

KAGURA

P.S.

DO NOT COME HERE ON EARTH OR DIE! Love you Papi!

"Whaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaat?" the poor bald man screams his lungs out after reading Kagura's loving letter for him. "My baby likes some sadistic bastard who tried to kiss her?" he screamed as he crumple the poor paper and bashed some very unfortunate random guy's face. "LIKE? SADIST? KISS? DEFLOWERED?" he murmured as he threw the paper at some un-named person and strangle another random passer-by. "I'm going to kill someone!" he said while grabbing another random character and bashed it's head on the wall. yes... Poor passer-by...

"Gin-chan, you think Papi will be okay?" she said while munching Gin's breakfast

"Who the hell cares? My breakfast!"

"Hey! you're the one who told me to tell Papi!"

"Your Papi has all the right to know that you're dating Okita-san." the glasses spoke (I'm sorry shin-chan)

"I'm not dating the sadist, Megane!"

"What the... Why would you call me Megane?"

"Coz you are a Megane! Even the author calls you glasses. Be happy you are mentioned in this fanfic" Kagura with a deadpan voice and a bored facial expression

"Whaaaaaaat?

ding dong

Shinpachi opened the door hoping there's a job for them...

Shin: oh, it's just you

"What? You're expecting someone? Where's china?" Sougo said with a deadpan voice

Sougo went in without waiting for Shin's reply. Shinpachi then closed the door after the sadist enter the so called house. Shinpachi wanna kill the sadistic bastard who is stealing their dearest Kagura but decided to calm down and go to the kitchen. Sougo looked for his China inside. There's Kagura, sitting at the sofa beside Gintoki who is currently picking his nose while reading his most treasured jump. Both looked at Sougo. "Now I know where China got that disgusting habit!"

"China, I wanna ask something"

"What?"

"Do you like me?" he asked shamelessly

"Get lost, sadist! I'm busy" She replied instantly

"You better answer properly, China, I ain't got all day" he demanded while raising a brow

"Gin-chan said I can't like anyone other than him, right Gin-chan?" she said with a deadpan voice and hugging Gintoki. Gintoki didn't even move a brow when Kagura did that till he saw Sougo. Yes, the bishounen really is pissed and ready to kill anyone. His head was facing downward, dark shadows are covering his cute face, his fist are shaking, and Gintoki could swear he can see flames coming out of the young man's body and has a very very very dark background. "DIE DANNA! DIE!" is what Sougo has in mind. Gintoki could swear he could hear some Die! Danna! Die! while looking at the first division Shinsengumi captain.

"Oi! Kagura! What I really said was... You can't... date anyone...yet! Well... unless your good-for-nothing-bald father would let you" he said while taking Kagura's arms off of him in a very nervous way.

"Really? I'm pretty sure that's not what I heard.." Kagura protested

ding dong

"GREAT!" Gin murmured. "Hey Shin! Open the god-damn door!"

"I am too busy to open the door!" the poor motherly glasses explained

"Kagura, you do it!" Gin ordered the female Yato

Luckily, she did not start a war about this instead she stood up and answered the door. Her eyes widen upon seeing the man in front of her.

"PAPI!" she screamed!

Gin hid himself as fast as he can when he heard the word PAPI. Sougo just made himself comfortable and sat at the sofa. He saw Kagura's bald-old-man went in,dragging his poor daughter with him.

"So where is that bastard?" asked the baldy

"Gin is trying his very hard to hide himself behind the TV, why Baldy? Do you have business with him?" Kagura heartlessly answered

"Oh! I didn't see him there!" Damn baldy

"Please don't blame this on us Umibouzu-sama! She just... ahhhmmm... grew up!... yeah, that's right!" Shinpachi tried to explain

The bald old man blinked twice...

"huh? I'm here for the bastard who is trying to steal my precious little Kagura" he said looking confused then gave them his evil smile which is not good "but then again, I can kick your ass and that Gintoki bastard's ass first for letting my daughter date such awful person! Shin can't move a muscle. He was so damn scared. When the freakishly-looking baldy was about to come closer to Magane (again, I'm so sorry Shin),

"Ouch!" said the poor old man while holding the back of his head

"That's for coming here when I told you not to, damn Baldy!" she said with a very very heartless cold voice. (yes people, she smacked her own loving father with her umbrella).

"I'm worried!" the baldy yelled

"I'm fine! I told you I am f****** fine!"

"Stop trying to hide the pain dear baby of mine!" the poor loving father said with tears on his eyes "Who's the sadistic bastard who took my precious daughter's innocence by STEALING her FIRST KISS by force?

"You are too loud old man. I kissed your daughter but let me tell you that your midget daughter is not innocent. She even kissed back." Sougo PROUDLY said with his usual deadpan voice while raising a brow.

The old baldy then looked like he is ready for war. He was glaring-flames at Sougo and raised his fist of fury at the young man in front of him.

TO BE CONTINUED:

I am truly sorry people. This is shorter than what I have imagined. waaaaaaaah! honestly, the freaking marshmallows are bugging me! PLEASE DON'T HATE ME! It's just that, I really don't like marshmallows.. I prefer my chocolates... I PROMISE THE NEXT CHAPTER WOULD BE LONGER AND BETTER...

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