Merry crimbo

Dashing through japan

On a shessy driven sleigh

Kikyo's blood as all

We're rofling all the way

Sango's butt is groped

Miroku's getting slapped,

Kaeda's picking dope,

And gramps is talking crap! OH

Jingle bells, jaken smells,

Kagome's on a rave,

Naraku being the Grinch he is,

He's killing all his slaves! OH!

Jingle bells, sota smells

A sunny snowy day,

Oh what fun it is to ride

In a doggy demon sleigh!