The Twilight 25, Round 7

by rarehabit

A challenge to, within three months, write 25 one-shots and/or drabbles based on as many predetermined prompts; this round all prompts are adages. Contains, but not exclusively (TG), *gulp* HET. I don't know how I'll do it, but somehow I'll manage to squeeze some straight-ish loving in between the non-pairing bits and the SLASH. Enjoy!

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Prompt: 22
Pen Name: rarehabit
Pairing/Character(s): Edward
Rating: M

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Miserable Insight
(Ignorance is Bliss)

Edward knew being behind closed doors in the Cullen household wasn't anywhere near the same as being alone.

Especially not when everyone was at home.

Unfortunately, that knowledge did little to help the fact that he had two itches that needed to be scratched.

Badly.

Not even headphones and the lowest volume possible would be enough to hide the groans, moans, and sounds of slapping skin coming from his laptop.

And..

He'd heard Emmett jack off enough times to know that even the quiet sound of his dick being stroked could, and would, be heard by the entire family.

Fan-fucking-tastic.

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A/N: C0ck B!0ck.

Like I wrote in the Round 6 prompt 9 (Friction) A/N: "Though, an Edward rubbed the wrong way is better than an Edward not rubbed at all, right?"

As this is a fan fiction site, and I am writing about the Cullens, clearly I do not own; nor am I making any profit from posting my wee little stories.