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The I love you story:
JAY AND MOSES WENT INTO BED AND LICKED EACH OTHER. THEY DID IT ALL NIGHT. THEN SUDDENLY SOLON ENTERED THE ROOM AND JOINED IN. SINCE JAY WAS A HERMAPHRODITE HE COULD CARRY A BABIE. SOLON IMPREGNATED JAY AND DIED OF HERPES. MOSES AND JAY GOT MARRIED AND MOVED TO THE FERINES VILLAGE.
9 MONTHS LATER
THEIR CHILD WAS A FERINES NAMED SHIRLEY. SENEL AND WILL WHO BECAME JEALOUS OF MOSES AND JAYS INTIMATE MOMENTS DECIDED THAT THEY WERE GOING TO HAVE A BABIE 2.
NOW IT WAS SEX CHANGE OPERATION TIME!
SENEL AND WILL WENT TO THE ALCOTT FOR THE OPERATION. ALCOTT REPLIED "WTF?!?!?!?!?!?!" ELSA WENT INTO THE KITCHEN AND CASTRATED SENEL. SENEL AND WILL WENT TO THE CHURCH AND GOT MARRIED. THEY WENT HOME AND HARRIETT SHOUTED "YAY!!! MOMMY AND DADDY ARE HOME!!" THEN SENEL AND WILL WENT UP INTO WILL'S ROOM AND DID BED BUSINESS. HARRIETT THOUGHT IT LOOKED FUN SO SHE JOINED IN.
MOSES AND JAY WERE WALKING NEAR A CLIFF NEXT TO THE OCEAN. MOSES GRABBED JAY'S PENIS AND JAY SCREAMED. "AH" JAY THREW HIS HANDS UP INTO THE AIR AND SHIRLEY FELL INTO THE SEA. JAY LOOKED OVER THE EDGE OF THE CLIFF AND CRIED. SHIRLEY DIED. MOSES AND JAY WENT BACK HOME AND DID IT FOR 748927598280 HOURSN STRAIGHT. JAY HAD ANOTHER BABIE NAMED SHIRLEY.
SHIRLEY FENNES BECAME THE MERINES AND CAUSED THE MASS GENOCIDE AND WIPED OUT THE WHOLE LAND. OUR HEROES WERE TO BUSY DOING BED BUSINESS TO CARE ABOUT THE WORLD. BUT WHAT ABOUT OUR FEMALE HEROES????? THEY WERE ALL DOING BEDBUSINESS 2!!!!!!!!!!
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