Official Death/Torture Threat Letter

by Mentally Unbalanced

I think this is funny, but if you don't, I don't care, read it then review it. I like flames!It's R for violence BTW

Official Death/Torture Threat Letter

You have committed ___________. Because of this, we are extremely happy to take these following step in your delightful torture.

We will cut off or get your sex organs with a rusty knife then boil them in acidic Kool-Aid, while having you watch Barney.

We will, poke, prod, humiliate, laugh at, and burn you with a red hot cattle branding rod.

We will have Bob the Mystical Magical Rabid Squirrel tear you to tiny pieces, then have your wife/girlfriend eat your brains, mucus, and your heart.

With those teensy weensy bite size you parts, we offer these choices:

You can be "Chicken Salad"

You will be served on an airplane

You will be force fed to a vegetarian or one whose is allergic to meat, most likely the latter.

All of the above

5. We will kill whomever ate you then slaughter them ship them off to sea.

6. We will find your will, destroy, puke on it, stomp on it, let Bob the Mystical Magical Rabid Squirrel eat it, spit on it, burn it, and totally destroy it.

So in the end, you will be known as "The One Who I don't Remember, But I Remember That He/She Died A Horrible Violent Bloody Death".

By the way;

Have A Nice DAY! :)

A.N: Hey you like? Then review, I'm thinking of a 'will' yah, know, a will? The thing that says what goes to who when you die? Well, I'm starting on it and wont finish it unless I get some reviews on this.