GAME
OH! MY LOVER!! Part 1
Bleach, Saiyuki, Fruits Basket, Fate/Stay Night, Rurouni Kenshin, FFAC, Naruto, Full metal Alchemist, Air Gear, Tactics, Saiyuki
Appearance from movies-Memoirs of a Geisha, the Phantom of the Opera
Disclaimer: Sadly, I don't own any of these amazing anime. But I do own Rieyume Shizuka and the other created characters, so as the storyline. And by the way, I do not own The Phantom of the Opera.
Just something short with combination from my dreams and my fan fiction.
It was an autumn night. It was during early September. After spending the entire night online at the 'Dragon Gamez' website, the guys, Ichigo, Renji, Shirou, Naruto and the rest of them were wandering around the neighborhood. The 'Tang Long', mid-autumn' or 'whatever-you-call-it-festival' was just around the corner. Some of the streets and surroundings were lit up with fancy decorated lanterns that seemed too bring the heat into the breezy night. This was a night that every one would enjoy and remember, but it would be even more memorable if there were something more.
"Damn it!" Yahiko wondered out loud. "Where's Hitsugaya, he was supposed to come with us…."
"Yeah," Sanosuke and Goku added.
"Why are you all so concerned about him coming? Is he a V.I.P?" Shirou (Emiya) asked.
"Well….lately he has been spending so much time with that GIRL," Yahiko answered, "…..what was her name again?"
"I think I understand how you all feel. He's supposed to be our friend but he's hanging out A LOT with that girl and why don't the girl just go hang out with the other girls, right?" Edward asked.
"Yeah, exactly, you read my mine," Yahiko said.
"Hey, come on, are you all going to' spend your time talking about a 'couple's love' all night or enjoy?" Naruto who was standing a few meters down the side walk called over to them.
"Uh…yeah we're coming!" Shirou said as he and the others ran up to Naruto.
Once they began walking, they noticed that on the road side, Ichigo and Renji were hitting one another with lanterns. Apparently, they got into another quarrel and a 'bangbangbang' again.
"Damn…this is boring!" Yahiko just had to say it out so loud.
"Yeah, right," Sanosuke who was behind him agreed.
"They won't quit it," Alphonse sweat dropped. No matter how much they tried to have fun, Yahiko and Sanosuke would go, "Ah, boring,"
The smell of smoke was everywhere as people lit up fire to put on their candles. Some were even making a campfire and doing open burning for fun. Shirou took one of the paper lanterns which the candle inside was already lighted. "Oh well, let's just try to make the best of it,"
The rest took one as well. Just then, Kiba and Shino came running up to them. "Have you seen Hitsugaya?"
"No," Yahiko answered, "Why?"
"I don't know," Kiba began. "A minute ago, I saw him walk out with Hinamori into the dark. We tried to pursue them but they suddenly disappeared-"
"TO HELL WITH THAT!" yelled Edward, "LET'S JUST FORGET ABOUT THEM AND ENJOY OURSELVES AND NOT WASTE TIME!!"
"Right," the rest of them answered.
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Back at the bungalow house, Saber and Rieyume were busy at the computer spending time at 'Dragon Gamez' web playing 'Spear Britney'. Saber had finally found something very interesting and funny to play. They were trying to hit Britney at the 'part'. But the best shot they got was when you hit her breast, milk drops out. And the 'splat' sound and a sign will come out with the words 'For sale on e-bay'.
Saber and Rieyume ended up laughing their heads off. Rin Tohsaka and Tohru Honda decided to ignore their laughing. They had better things to do. They needed to find Rangiku to talk about something to her. Unfortunately, the house was very big. They had to go floor to floor and door to door just to find her. Even calling "Rangiku-san" about the house won't do.
"Honda-san, why don't you get Yuki and Kyo-kun to help us," Rin suggested.
"Emm…ano…they've gone out with Shigure-san for the lantern festival thing," Tohru said.
"But I thought Kyo wouldn't go when Yuki goes, but he will only go with Yuki when you are there and….."
"Guess Shigure-san must have dragged them or either talked them into it,"
"Okay, we've really got to stop talking now and find Rangiku-san," Rin said as she ran up the stairs. After ten minutes, they found her in her bed room reading some magazine called 'Seventeen'. Tohru and Rin knocked and lightly pushed open the door. Rangiku was shocked to see them. She turned her head towards the door and greeted them, "Hi people, long time no see,"
"Have you seen my pendant?" Rin asked with a serious look on her face. She closed the door quietly behind her. (Tohru went in first)
"Your pendant," Rangiku wondered.
"You know, it's a magical pendant which I used to save Shirou Emiya," Rin began.
"Hmmm….."
"It's red…."
"Uh-huh."
"It's very important to me…."
"What makes you think I might know where it is?"
"Well, I knew I dropped something this morning when I was rushing to school and I never thought it was that. I remembered that the place where I felt like I dropped something. That place was the hallway. I remember you walked pass by a few seconds after I did, so I figured if you have seen it and probably kept it or so,"
"Oh yeah, that. I kept it on my dressing table. I'll return it to you in a second," Rangiku walked over to her dressing table. She removed an issue of the magazine 'Para Kiss' on the table. She actually hid the pendant under the magazine so that no one would bother looking and find out that there is a pendant there. But once the magazine was lifted up, there was nothing to be found underneath.
"Oh, no," Rangiku gasped.
"What?" Rin asked as she came running over to the dressing table.
"Is everything okay?" Tohru also ran over to the dressing table.
"The pendant is gone!" Rangiku screamed.
Rin began to feel very confused. She knew Rangiku could get serious and never lie about anything (except paperwork). And if she ever played mischievous jokes, she would never play it on something very precious. She knew how important that pendant was to Rin. Nearly all the girls did.
"Calm down, Tohsaka-san, we'll find it somehow," Tohru was patting Rin on the back.
"This is not a joke," Rangiku began, "I swear…"
"Okay, but now we'll have extra work of raiding each and everyone's room. I'd better get Archer to help me with this," Rin said as she walked over to the window, flung it open and relaxed herself by breathing the cool night air. But part of her felt uneasy. She could smell the smoke from the fire. Some of them in the neighborhood were playing with their lanterns, having bonfires and telling stories and here she was stuck inside looking for something that she had lost recently that was so precious to her. She pushed the yellow silk curtains aside and sighed as she closed the window. "Oh well, let's get started,"
"Archer…where are you?" she ran down the halls calling for Archer. Just then, he stepped out of one of the rooms.
"What?" he asked.
"Help me find my pendant, you know which one right?"
"Yeah,"
"Okay, I have this feeling that someone stole it so let's raid each and everyone's rooms,"
"Got it,"
Tohru and Rangiku starred after them as they went to raid each and everyone's rooms. A second later, Rukia, Orihime, Saber, Rieyume, Tifa and Yuffie were walking past them.
"Eh, where are you going? Are you going out again coz' you just went," Rangiku said.
"No, actually, we're going to the other end of the house, the watch area," Rukia answered.
Rangiku's eyes fell on the black 'O'reef' sling bag that Saber was carrying. "What's in that bag?"
"Oh, we're going on night watch again," Saber began. "This is gonna be fun. We really want Rin to join but too bad she's busy. Oh yeah, would you and Honda-san like to join us?"
Rangiku wondered for awhile but then Tohru cut in, "Ok,"
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"Ok, we've decided to have this fun and we've been wondering in the dark for sometime," Naruto complained. "I mean, its dark here and there is stuff like ghost…"
"Hey, it's not Hungry Ghost Festival, Bon Odori or Halloween, okay," Shirou said.
"Yeah, besides, this is supposed to be a happy festival," Kiba added. Akamaru barked to agree with him. Just then, they heard some noises.
'Mmmm…mmmm…mmmm,"
"AHHH!" all of them jumped in shock.
"A ghost," Naruto wailed.
"Shaddup you!" Kiba slapped him hard. "You have to be quiet! What if it comes after us?"
"You big-fat-noisy-bastard-who-is-noisier-than-me-who-always-thinks-you're-the boss….." Naruto began.
"Would you two shut up?" Shirou scolded. "For all you know, it may not be a ghost and it's truly not a hollow or a Menos either,"
"You know, he does have a point," Alphonse agreed.
"It sounds more like a moaning sound," Sanosuke said. He was trying to detect what the sound was.
"It's a zombie!" Goku suggested.
"No, it sounds human, not 'zombie-like'!" Edward protested.
"I suggest we investigate this matter," Shino suggested. Everyone looked at him in a weird way as if it was the first time in ten years he had spoken.
"Maybe it's a distressed soul," Yahiko suggested.
"Maybe it's someone dying," Naruto suggested.
"Maybe they died already," Goku added.
The night breeze blew stronger, giving them the chills. They wanted to go back but before they could, Edward used alchemy to transmutate a flashlight. So they all just went anyway. In the dark, in the tall grass and bushes, it took sometime to cross. They were in the park. Up ahead, there was a hut and they could see two figures there. Sanosuke was recording all this on a video camera that he borrowed from Kenshin. XD
They gathered all their courage and walked up to the hut and they saw…..
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"Do you see anything interesting, Rieyume-san?" Saber who was getting bored of the 'night watching' job asked.
"Not at all," Rieyume answered.
Most of the girls gathered in the watch house to watch over the place.
"Man….wish we could be doing something else," Yuffie complained, "Like playing with the lanterns…"
"We already did," Tifa cut in.
Rukia was in the corner of the room recording all this in her cell phone. She was hoping that they would catch something in the night so that she could put it on 'You Tube'. The watch house was a neat little place. It was high, had about two telescopes, neatly furnished walls and all and comfy carpets, pillows and cushions, and there were even the TV monitor mains there. Tenten went to take the other telescope to look at. Just then, Shizuka spotted something out of the ordinary. Goku, Yahiko, Shirou, Edward, Alphonse, Sanosuke, Kiba and Shino were crawling in the bushes and tall grass like commandos while Sanosuke was holding a video camera. The sight of it was very odd.
"Hey come see this," Rieyume gestured to the others.
Saber took a look and wondered out loud, "What is my master doing?"
The others came to look at what's going on.
"Eh? What are Edward and Alphonse doing?" Winry wondered.
"What the heck is Sanosuke doing with Kenshin's video cam'?" Kaoru wondered.
"Nee-san, what's going on?" Kisa Sohma who was next to Tohru asked.
"Oh, it's nothing, just a bunch of our friends playing commando," Tohru said.
"I do hope that Sanosuke's getting a good video out of whatever he and the guys are doing," Rukia who was in the corner spoke up. She wanted to put stuff on 'You Tube which she was currently obsessed with these few days. Not only was she obsessed, but nearly everyone in the house was. They went around catching videos. She walked over to the telescope, put her cell phone camera lens at the telescope lens and started filming the guys.
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Before anything could happen, the '3G phone' that Sanosuke was carrying began to ring softly. Shirou quickly took it from Sanosuke's pocket and answered it. It was the girls.
"Hey, what's going on down there?" Rieyume on the other end asked.
"Nothing, it's just that we've caught unusual sightings of two moaning things under that hut," Shirou answered as he showed them the hut. All the girls could see it perfectly well.
"Oh, we all thought you were playing commando," Yuffie said.
"Anyway, let's just find out who the heck those people are," Kiba said as he went forward. They all got to the hut and guess who those two people were?
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"GASP!"
"OH NO!"
Hitsugaya and Hinamori were kissing!
Nearly everyone screamed.
"TAICHO!" Rangiku screamed in shock.
"What the hell…" Saber went.
Rukia starred blankly at the screen of the'3G phone'.
Rieyume was screaming, "Ahhhhh….ahhhh.ahhhhh!!"
Yuffie gasped dramatically, "OH NO!"
"Nee-san, what is that?" Kisa asked Tohru who went to take a look and fainted.
"Don't see it!" Tohru covered Kisa's eyes. It's P.R. Rated!!
The other girls all just stood in shock. Just then, Rin who had already found her pendant busted in the room. Half of the girls left because they knew the consequences of what Hitsugaya could do to them. Maybe he would freeze them with his bankai. At the same time, Rin raced to where everyone was crowding. One look at it and she fainted because they were doing more than just kissing.
"They are passionately in love," said Sakura (from 'Naruto').
"And they're passionately kissing passionately," Ino added.
"And they're French kissing," Rieyume and Rukia added.
"And OMG…they're lying down," Tifa added.
"No, no, she's lying down on his lap," Rangiku said as she took a closer look at the '3G phone' screen.
"Are you sure?" Tifa asked.
"No, I'm not….I can't see it is friggin' dark!"
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"Hitsugaya?" Kiba exclaimed, "Why would he do this?"
"Yeah," Shino agreed.
"What the mother frickin'…." Yahiko went.
"Are you getting this, Sano?" Goku asked.
"AHHHH!! P-R. RATED!" Sanosuke yelled as he covered his eyes.
"Nii-san, we should not be seeing dirty things like this," Alphonse told Edward who was in shock and still frozen.
"So that's why he went out with that girl," Kiba said.
"Yeah, I guess you're right," Shirou agreed.
"Hey, hey, what is all these?" Naruto wondered.
Just then, the couple broke the kiss. When Hinamori got up and looked away at something for a moment, an online game was brought to reality. Hitsugaya began starring at her cleavage. As he got nearer, his eyes got wider. Everyone gasped. This was one of the games from the 'Dragon Gamez' website. It was called 'Lust on the Bust'. You play the guy who has to stare at the girl's bust. And as you go closer, your eyes get wider.
"I thought she was very shy and never wears this kind of clothes," Rieyume said.
"Yeah, I wonder…" Tenten agreed.
"Something is totally wrong. Either I'm seeing an illusion or so," Goku said.
"Yeah, Hitsu's not that type of person," Yahiko added.
"Unless he has been doing stuff behind our backs every night," Naruto suggested.
Everyone looked at him in a weird manner.
"So where did she get the shirt?" Ino asked.
"She must have borrowed someone's like Rangiku-san's," Rukia suggested.
"Okay, enough, we've gotta' save her!" Rin snapped.
"But how?" Ino asked.
"Simple," Rin explained. "What Hitsugaya's doing to Hinamori now is actually an online game from the 'Dragon Gamez' website. It's called 'Lust on the Bust'. And in the game, you play a guy. Your job is to look at the girl's bust. As you go nearer, your eyes get wider. And if you are caught by the girl, you lose and something will fall from above and bang you right on the head," she said as she took a seat.
"So who's brave enough to go bang 'em in the head?" Sakura asked.
"Yeah, who's the bravest?" Ino butted in.
Just then, Soi Fong entered the room. "Allow me,"
Everyone's heads turned to her. "Do you even know the situation here?"
"Yeah, I've been listening outside all the while. Besides, allow me because I'm bored,"
"Okay," everyone agreed.
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The guys kept a watch for sometime. Just then, something fell from the sky and banged Hitsugaya in the head. The guys could make out that it was clearly a textbook with the words 'Sex Education' on it. It was probably one of the girl's. In school, they had a compulsory subject called 'Sex Education' and their teacher was Mario. Mario was so like shit and super blur. He likes to molest girls and nobody even likes him.
The book didn't really affect Hitsugaya, as his hair was so spiky…too spiky until pierced through the book. XD
"Well, no more 'Sex Education' lessons now," Yahiko said.
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Day 2
School life was a bore as usual. It was the sixth period and on that day, they had 'Sex Education' studies. To make it worst, Mario was teaching.
"And you put the thing in the….." Mario went.
The whole class even snored and nobody gave a damn. Didn't everyone know that already? To make it worst, boys and girls had to take the class together.
Rin was studying science while Rukia and Rieyume was busy doing math. Goku, Yahiko and Yutaro were playing spit ball everywhere. Shirou and Saber were playing cards. Edward was doing nothing but starring out of the window. Ikki was doing nothing but thinking of A.T. which he was practicing last night with his team. The minute they got back, they were given news of the couple kissing at the park. At first they wanted to go to that park to practice A.T but they didn't. Now they truly regretted that they didn't go. Naruto was sneakily eating cup ramen, while Akito kept looking at the ramen and couldn't help it but want some of it. Yeah, the whole class was up to their own mischief.
"AND THEN……" Mario-sensei's voice raised very high, "If you want to do sex, you take out your clothes and rub your body together…"
Naruto was EATING at that time. He turned green and spit back all the ramen in the cup. Okay, now Akito looked away in disgust and didn't want some anymore. He felt like switching his eye patch to his left eye, and killing Mario.
"Isn't that what the health coach said in the movie 'Mean Girls'?" Goku wondered.
Meanwhile in the other class, Ichigo and the others felt sorry for the others who were tortured in 'Sex Education' class with Mario. But their class had English lessons. This time, they were learning English Literature.
"Okay class, today we're going to learn about a story titled 'Romeo and Juliet'," the teacher said.
'Poor Ikki," Ringo sighed. "He's getting tortured in that class,"
The whole class opened their notepads. The teacher began blabbing about Romeo and Juliet. They were told to jot down short notes down. At the back of the room, Yuki and Kyo were starring out of the window.
"Hey, where are you looking at, dumb rat! That's my window!" Kyo scolded.
"Excuse me, I'm near the window so it's mine," Yuki argued.
"DAMN RAT!!"
"BAKA NEKO!!"
Kantaro who was watching them sweat dropped.
Just then, their argument stopped. They had caught an unusual sight out of the window. The sky began to go gloomy. Hideous looking things that looked like penguins with long noses began to tear open the sky. They knew it was not hollows but Menos.
"Ichigo!" Yuki called Ichigo who was sitting not far from him.
"Yuki, what's wrong?" Tohru asked.
"Menos are coming, so he's telling this to Ichigo," Hana explained.
"Huh…what?" Ichigo asked. Yuki pointed out of the window. Ichigo saw it and got shocked. Ishida and Sado saw it as well.
"Oh well, we'd better dive into action," Ichigo said. Before he could, he already saw the other Shinigami attacking the Menos.
In the other class, Mario kept on blabbing. Everyone noticed the Menos as well. In class, Mario kept talking about how watching porn can stimulate people to try it and he showed some rape documentary on the projector. A few moments later, they knew it will be alright since the other Shinigami; Byakuya, Renji, Soi Fong and all will take care of it (Those who didn't go to school but had jobs in the human world). Even Ichigo couldn't go because the teacher kept questioning him about the 'Romeo and Juliet' nonsense.
Some time later, the presence of the Menos faded. The recess bell rang and everyone went out to break.
"Did you see those Menos?" Kazu asked Ikki.
"Yeah, I did but it's taken care of, right?"
"By the other shinigami," Shirou said.
"Ichigo didn't even go?" Goku asked.
"I was held back because the teacher thought I was trying to skip class!" Ichigo snapped.
They were all hanging out at their recess spot which was under a tree.
"Well, we were tortured in sex education class if you wanna know," Naruto added.
Sasuke gave him a slap. "Must you say that while we're eating?"
"Yeah," Sakura also gave Naruto a slap.
Hinata felt sympathy for Naruto because he got slapped twice in a day.
Some time later, they were done with their food. Ikki and his team decided to have a meeting about AT and all. Rieyume, Rukia, Inoue, Saber, Rin and some of the girls were playing badminton while they guys were on high alert if the Menos would return.
Some time later, the guys began talking about the incident last night.
"Ooh! A smash!" cried one of the girls who were playing badminton.
"So, he was kissing her?" Kantarou asked.
"Yeah," Yahiko answered.
"Isn't that very out-of-character for him?" Ichigo remarked. "I mean I don't think he would ever do such a thing,"
"Actually, they've been childhood friends," Ishida said. "And as we all know, he is very overprotective over her. Even at the slightest thing, we'll get our heads chopped off,"
"Yeah, I know," Sasuke agreed. "Even if it's a bit,"
"And we can see some slight sparks between them," Yuki added.
"That's so obvious," Hatsuharu agreed. "Oh yeah, you didn't see them in any of your classes today, did you?"
"No…." everyone went.
"Maybe it's best if I phone home," Winry suggested as she pulled out a cell phone and dialed the house. No one answered. She decided to dial Rangiku's number since she had the closest relationship to them. Once she got thought the line, she asked, "Hi, emm…do you know why Hinamori hasn't show up for school today?"
"Ah, yes, she's not feeling very well," Rangiku told her.
"What about Hitsu?"
"Stayed home to help look after her."
"That's all?"
"Yeah."
"Ok."
"Bye."
"Bye."
Winry put her cell phone back in her pocket and sighed, "She's sick and Hitsugaya stayed home to look after her."
Everyone went, "Oh well…leave the lovers that way,"
Just then, everybody heard a loud piercing scream coming from nowhere. It sounded like a girl's scream. They looked around frantically to find the source of that sound. Just then, up in the sky, they saw a figure with a white cloak and slicked back brown hair standing on the school roof. In his arms, he was carrying a girl in a black shinigami robe. It didn't take long to recognize that the figure with the white cloak was Aizen and the girl that he was holding was Hinamori. And it was very clear that he was kidnapping her and taunting them to come after him. The wind blew through his coat. The sun-beam shone on him and he smiled menacingly. Everyone was on high alert.
"Someone has to save her!" Ringo said as she and the others came running towards them. (Not Aizen and Momo)
"How?" Kyo asked, "And where's Hitsu by the way?"
Just then, Hitsu appeared behind Aizen. "Aizen, give her back to me, you know she doesn't love you and only loves me."
"Ooh, really?" Aizen cooed. Hitsu grabbed the hilt of his zanpakutou, ready to attack.
"Look, just tell us why do you want her?" Rieyume yelled over to Aizen.
"Yeah, she doesn't like you so let her go!" Rukia added.
A smile formed on Aizen's lips. "Why so I want her? I need a woman to play with."
"Hey dude, have you been watching porn?" Ichigo questioned.
"Why, yes and that's really none of your business," Aizen replied calmly.
"You really are a sick bastard!" Kyo yelled. "You can't just treat woman as your play toys!"
"Whatever he says is right!" Uo she plunged a metal pipe into the ground. "For once in life, orange top makes sense,"
"Aren't you breaking the rules by bringing a metal pipe to school?" Aizen asked.
Hitsugaya's anger rose to the max. He took out his zanpaktou and began to attack. Everyone could feel the spirit force. They were all held down by it because it was too great. A few students from school who didn't know the war between Shinigami and Hollows witnessed this.
"Oh well, guess we'll have to take them to Hatori Sohma to erase their memory," Hatsuharu sighed. Normally special people could see death gods but Hitsu and Aizen's battle made things so obvious that all the spirit power, bashing and others talking to invisible stuff made it clear that something was going on.
"Before they run it the building and spread the news, we'd better call Hatori now," Yuki suggested and Winry handed them her cell phone.
"We've got to get her out of his hands," Rukia suggested, "We cannot let her go to the life that includes slavery and whore,"
"Poor thing," Orihime whimpered.
"How?" Sakura wondered. "We first have to distract Aizen,"
"Leave it to me," Yuffie suggested.
"I'm in," Rieyume added. "And we need help from some guys as well,"
While Hitsugaya was busy fighting Aizen….
Hitsugaya dashed towards Aizen with his zanpakutou. He wanted to stab him but he jumped backwards and then upwards. Hitsugaya looked up. Aizen had disappeared and reappeared behind him. He quickly turned behind and swung his zanpaktou to attack but it clashed into Aizen's. He was using two hands while Aizen held Momo using the left hand and held his zanpakutou using his right.
Hitsu jumped back, so did Aizen. This time, he charged, jumped high in the air and tried to attack Aizen from a high who used his shunpo to disappear and Hitsugaya's zanpakutou ended up banging on the school roof top. (Remember, they're fighting on the school roof-top.)
"Damn, why do I keep missing," he mumbled. After a long fight, Hitsugaya finally decided to release bankai in spite of his anger. When the final words came out of his mouth, "Ban…kai…"
Everyone knew something worst might happen. They might destroy the school and make the fight seem more obvious and they'll be more witnesses and the witnesses might be in danger. The minute he released 'Daiguren Hyorinmaru', almost everyone was held down by the spirit pressure. When Hitsugaya attacked, he thought he had got Aizen, but then he was bleeding all over.
"NOOOO!!" Momo screamed. "Please, don't hurt him, I beg you, I'll do anything!"
Aizen smiled seductively, "Anything?"
Momo nodded. "Mmm,"
"Then you shall be my w-" before Aizen could finish his sentence, Rieyume and Yuffie used shunpo while Ikki and Akito used A.T to sweep and grab Hina out of Aizen's arms. He noticed and gave chase. Rieyume and Yuffie held Hina while Ikki and Akito stayed behind to make sure that idiot didn't catch up.
The others got Hitsugaya to medical treatment. After erasing part of the witness memories, Hatori Sohma suggested that Hitsugaya should be immediately sent back to Soul Society and receives treatment form the fourth squad.
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They all went hopping on buildings and all. Rieyume, Yuffie, Ikki, Akito and Hinamori arrived at the entrance of a nearby shopping mall. They quickly rushed in hoping that it will confuse Aizen and since there were so many cloth shops and all, they could hide in the clothes of disguise as attendants in any of the shops. But too late, Aizen saw them and came chasing. The bounced off walls and went running around. The girls quickly entered 'Toys 'r' us'. He followed. Yuffie and the two guys saw a packet of darts that were open. She quickly took them and threw them at Aizen while Rieyume ran out of the store with Hinamori. They quickly ran to the roof top. There was no body there. Once they were there, they jumped down and landed on a balcony. They jumped down again and landed on a fountain. They used their shunpo to run on water and get across the other side. They saw Yuffie and the others there.
"Aizen's completely confused," Yuffie told them. "While he bled all over his face, I managed to get out of Toys'r'us,"
The three girls quickly ran back to home. The others knew about this and decided to send Hinamori to Soul Society for safety since Aizen was after her. She could be watched over there. Even Hitsugaya alone couldn't protect her. After that, they returned to school.
The bell rang and recess was over. They all resumed their studies. Yuffie, Rieyume, Ikki and Akito told the others everything.
"Well, we'd better be on high alert," Edward suggested.
"Looks like Aizen's current interest is women for play mates," Yuki said.
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A few days later….
"Mushi, mushi," Kantaro answered the phone which was ringing. He was in his office discussing some issues about 'white-haired ghost' with Haruka and Rieyume. He was sitting at his desk while Haruka and Rieyume were sitting on the couches.
"Uh-huh," Kantaro spoke into the phone receiver. A few moments later, he put down the phone and said, "Okay, we've got a new case at the Opera House in Osaka. They say a phantom is terrorizing people there,"
Some time later, they found themselves talking to the dances at the Opera House in Osaka. They were all talking outside the house because the dancers told them too. The phantom didn't like people talking about him and would kill anyone who did. The Opera house was very well kept. The outside had a traditional 'Japanese like' look. The many hallways had floor boards which were made of fine solid wood as you pass by tatami rooms with decorated shoji. The decorations were exotic like bamboo plants, flowers, birds and lot's of colourful stuff. Scrolls of Japanese paintings hung on the walls and the lights were dim. The Opera house had about four hundred and thirty-three over rooms. The Opera house not only had that, it had many dancers and sometimes, there would be special artist from all over Japan would come to perform. Normally, it would be all the singers with a soft tune of music and not rock bands like HIGH and MIGHTY COLOR, MOVE, Asian Kung-fu Generation, Orange Range or Larc'-en'-ciel and not even J-Rock or J-pop like Ayumi Hamasaki, Nana Kitade, Utada Hikaru, Youhha, YUI and all those.'. The music in the opera house leans more towards the traditional.
"SO, where did you last see the phantom?" Kantaro asked.
"Well, I'm not sure. He can only be heard, not seen. Some say they see him disappearing into walls and reappearing," answered Tsuki, one of the dancers.
"How does the phantom look like?" Rieyume asked.
"Well, he is very ugly. He wears a mask, and sometimes, you can see red light in his eyes and he does not have a nose," said one of the dancers.
"My mom is good friends with him. He always sits and watches our performances every night at box five and my mother talks to him and leaves flowers there for him sometimes," said one of the dancers named Chizu.
"Who's your mom?" Haruka asked.
"Oh, Mikami-san, she works as a cleaner for the Opera House," Chizu explained.
The dancers walked back inside the house. The three followed behind them. Before they entered, Rieyume had blocked Haruka and Kantaro's way. "Look, when we enter the place, no talking about the phantom or we will be dead,"
They entered the place. They climbed to the top floor of box six and had an overlooking view of the place. The stage was there. It was covered with fifty feet floral curtains. The three looked around, nothing yet.
"Perhaps we should pay a visit to box five when there's a performance," Kantaro suggested. Just then, they heard a piercing scream which was coming from the hallway. The three raced down the hall with their footsteps pounding on the wooden floor boards. In a far on the hallway, they saw a crowd of dancers screaming and gathered around something. They approached.
"The phantom…the phantom…he has claimed another death!" screamed one of the dancers.
The dancers cleared out for the three to take a look at the dead body that lay on the floor. The body was a man who was clearly strangled. Sometime later, they were at the guest room (like a tatami room) enjoying a meal of 'suki-yak'i. There was a small table in the middle of the room. It was rectangular in short in height and you have to sit on the floor while eating. You know…. that 'Japanese-like' table.
"So, how do you think we can catch this phantom? The bells haven't ringed yet…" Rieyume began.
"Guess we'll have to set up a trap," Kantaro suggested.
"We shouldn't be talking about him in the Opera house," Haruka reminded them, "Unless he's not around here…"
Just then, the shoji slid open and Chizu entered. She bowed, "Sorry to disturb you guys,"
"Never mind, you're not," said Rieyume.
"I have great news; we are having a new Artist to perform today. She has been recommended to perform by the directors of the Opera house. She's only a young girl and I hope that you won't be harsh on her. I hope you guys come to watch," said Chizu as she got up.
"Sure thing," answered Kantaro.
Sometime later, Chizu left. A few hours later, it was already night time. Kantaro, Haruka and Rieyume took the seats in box six to watch the performance.
"Good evening, everyone, I'm Iwamura-senpai, the director of the Opera house," a man in a grey coloured tuxedo on the stage spoke into the microphone, "and this is my partner, Nobu-senpai," he pointed to another man in a grey coloured tuxedo that was next to him, "I'm sorry that our best singer, Hatsumomo cannot sing tonight because she is ill, so we've got this new singer all the way from Karakura….."
The word Karakura put the three on alert.
"Who could that be?" Kantaro wondered.
"She is very young and also very talented…" Iwamura-senpai went on.
"I really wonder…." Haruka wondered.
"Momo Hinamori…." The director finished off.
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"W.T.F.!!" went Kantaro, Haruka and Rieyume.
"And tonight, she will be singing a song called 'Momoiro no hana'," Nobu took it from his partner.
The stage lights shone and Momo appeared on the stage wearing a black silked Kimono with decorated coloufrul patterns and wearing a darari-obi and brightly coloured ornaments. Rieyume started pointing and fidgeting when she saw this, "B-bu-bu-but….."
Haruka was capturing everything on 3G phone.
Momo began to sing, "Michi, michi no owari…."
"Since when did she get her own song?" Kantaro practically shouted.
"Wasn't she supposed to be in Soul Society?" Rieyume asked. "Why is everything in big shit?"
"….tsukareta, Kanata wo yasumete," Momo continued, "shizuka no jikan ni, omoi de tsunowa…"
"AHHH! SHE SAID MY NAME!!" Rieyume yelled. (Actually, Rieyume's full name is Rieyume Shizuka. But people normally know her by her family name and it means 'quiet' in Japanese.)
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In Box fourteen of the Opera house…
"She's beautiful and superb!" Hitsugaya exclaimed.
"Really?" Kira asked.
"She's my angel and I'm going to see her at her dressing room tonight,"
"HOW PERVERTED!!"
"No…not that 'see'!"
"Ah, my dear friend, you're in love!"
Hitsugaya blushed, "Am not!"
"Ah, young love!"
"I'm gonna' SLAP you!"
"SLAP, c'mon…SLAP! LIKE I CARE!"
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Rieyume: Hi, Rieyume Shizuka here and let me tell you the first time I encountered a ghost!
Hitsugaya: Get out! This is Hinamori's spotlight. She can sing and what can you sing?
Rieyume: Hmm…maybe Ayumi Hamasaki's 'Evolution' which is way better than 'Momoiro no hana', but I'm not gonna' sing so let me tell you the story.
Kantaro: Yay…go Rieyume-san!
Haruka: Holding up a 'Go Rieyume' banner
Hitsugaya: EVERYBODY GET OUT!! BAN….KAI…DAIGUREN HYORINMARU!!
Everyone except Hitsugaya: AHHHHH!! Gets out
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Many people were in Hinamori's tatami room that night. For some reason, Hatori Sohma was there because Momo's face looked pale and ill. The three approached.
"Hatori Sohma, what are you doing here?" Haruka asked.
"Shh…the others know about Hinamori singing and I'm their spy so I'm pretending to be her doctor…" Hatori spoke in a hush voice.
"Ooooh," Haruka, Kantaro and Rieyume went. On the other end, Hitsugaya walked up to Hinamori.
"Shiro-chan!" she jumped up and hugged him.
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Saber: Remember, it's 'Shiro-chan', not 'Shirou Emiya'.
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"Momo, you sang well," he congratulated her, "and you look hot….ahem…I mean beautiful!"
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Jiraiya: Smack her butt!
Tsunade: Punches him HENTAI!!
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Everybody left he room. Hatori was supposed to be there but Hitsugaya kicked him out. Infact, he kicked all of them out because he wanted to be ALONE with Hinamori. A few seconds later, Hatsumomo passed by Hinamori's room. She stopped at the shoji and said bitterly, "You are my rival!"
"Oh, shaddup!" Mameha appeared behind her with Sayuri and hit her on the head with a paper fan.
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On Wednesday morning, Iwamura-senpai and Nobu-senpai were happy. Everyone liked the new singer and everything seemed to be running perfectly. The next Opera night was tomorrow. It was Yellow Generation's 'Tobira no mukoe e', but Hatsumomo was singing it.
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Edward Elric: Hey…'Tobira no mukoe e' is the second ending of my show and it's sung by Yellow Generation!
Alphonse: YEAH!
Hitsugaya: Get outta' here!
Kira: Now Hitsu, don't be rude…
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By Wednesday afternoon, the two senpai were not happy because a letter arrived. It had the initials of 'ROHM'. They were in their office reading the letter.
Why don't you listen to me? I am getting frickin' angry. You MUST leave Box five free for me and give me two million yen. And tomorrow, Hinamori Momo must sing 'Tobira no mukoe e', not Hatsumomo-she has a very ugly voice like a toad and cannot sing!
-ROHM-
"This must be a joke," Nobu-senpai suggested.
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The next day, everyone gathered at the Opera house. At the dancer's room, Tsuki noticed that her friend Chizu was very quiet.
"What's wrong?" Tsuki asked.
"I know something bad will happen," Chizu answered.
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When the time came, Haruka, Kantaro, Rieyume, Kira and Hitsugaya sat in box six. So did the two directors. Hatsumomo appeared on the stage, wearing a bright coloured kimono and hair ornaments. She began to open her mouth and sing. For awhile, nothing happened. Just then, laughter could be heard from box five. Kantaro, Haruka and Rieyume were on high alert. The bells on Kantaro's wrist rang. "Something's wrong,"
Hatsumomo kept on singing, "Bokura wa itsudemo sakenderu, Shinji-tsuzukeru dake ga ….."
Before you knew it, she began to croak like a toad. She was very sure that it wasn't her. The Opera Ghosts had done something. People began to laugh and talk. The eerie laughter of the Opera Ghost began to fill the place up.
"Track to see where the sound is coming from," Rieyume suggested. Just then, thee three spotted a figure in box five.
"Let's go!" Kantaro said as he, Haruka and Rieyume raced to box five. Before you knew it, the chandelier came crushing down onto the people below. Everything was in chaos. Some people were killed, some people were hurt. The Opera house was closed for some time and Hatsumomo was going to take a long break before singing again.
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A few days later, Kantaro and his partners spotted a strange sighting of a house at the other end of the lake. The opera house was reopened and Hinamori was singing again. They knew something had to be suspicious about that house so they called for back up. As they approached, the wounds on Kantaro began to increase its pain. They had finally reached the house after using a boat to paddle across the lake. They knew something was up with that house. The three busted in and saw Hitsugaya and Kira being tortured in a glass room. It was so hot inside and there were pictures of water everywhere. The room they were in was small. At the other end, the phantom was….guess who?
Aizen! (Wearing a mask because of the darts incident earlier on) And he was torturing Hinamori and forcing her to marry him. "You will marry me,"
Kantaro chanted a spell as he held up his read bead necklace, "Rin, yon, kai, zen………."
Rieyume had an idea. To free Kira and Hitsugaya from the torture, she took a chair and smashed open the glass walls that kept them inside. Aizen had used a very strong Kidou barrier to protect it, but with a little help from Haruka, Rieyume managed to break it. She then threw the chair at Aizen's face and he flew somewhere and the characters from 'Fate/stay Night' beat him up. (That was their back up) Rieyume took Hinamori away from the seen and put her back at the Opera house.
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"Kick 'em like a football!" Archer suggested. He made Aizen into a football and kicked him to Rin who kicked as hard as she could to make the 'Aizen football' bounce off the wall and went to Assassin who did a fly kick. The ball rolled on the floor; Saber ran and kicked it, passing it to Rider. Aizen was screaming in pain. Rider didn't give a damn, she kicked it to Caster, and then to Shinji. By that time, Aizen was already crying.
"Shall we pity him?" Shinji asked everyone who answered, "NO!!"
And with that, Aizen got kicked back to Hueco Mundo. Gin was waiting impatiently there for him at his office.
"Master, you are no good, you do nothing but terrorize Opera houses and try to attract girls, I think I can handle things from her from now on," Gin said. He took out his zanpakutou and beheaded Aizen. An evil smile formed on his face, "Oh yeah,"
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"AHHHH!!"
Everyone in the bungalow got alerted. They ran to where the scream was coming from, that was Rangiku-san's room. Once they got there, they busted open the door and found the window broken and curtains blowing.
"What is this?" asked Cloud Strife.
"Sounds like a kidnap," said Tifa.
"After all, her chest is very attractive," Gojyo agreed.
"Who do you think this could be?" Vincent asked.
"What would be their motive anyway?" Yuki wondered.
"Probably some pervert," Iruka suggested.
They all starred at the broken window and blowing curtains. She couldn't have gone out on her own. The scream was clearly a 'help'!
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To be continued…..
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Jikai…..Game-Oh! My lover, a love story between Ichimaru Gin and Matsumoto Rangiku. Recalling their past, their present and future! Hayaku, hayaku, front row sweats to read the special premier.
Kayume Shuyoru: ARRRGH!! STOP MAKING BUISNESS OUT OF THIS!! IT'S JUST A FAN FIC, DAMNNIT!!
NARRATOR: Didn't you just say that?
Kayume Shuyoru: Oh yeah, I did.
AN: So, how did you like it? By the way, of you don't know understand anything, please look it up. But I'll write down a few.
Shoji-Sliding door
Tatami room- one of those traditional rooms
Suki-yaki- A Japanese dish that contains
Yuan xiao jie, Tang long-The Chinese mid-autumn festival
Bon Odori- Japanese ghost festival
ROHM- Ruler of Hueco Mundo.