I've had this stuck in my head for a long time now. Hope you like it. Gaara basking I guess, but it's a happy ending, even for Gaara.
Gaara's little secret
It was a nice and peaceful day in Konoha. That is until a streak of orange and yellow went running by running at what must have been 300 MPH (miles per hour), followed by the one and only Gaara.
"Damnit! Naruto I swear, if you tell one soul I'll kill you!"
"HAHAHAHA you'll HAHAHA have to HAHAHA catch me first HAAHAHA"
Naruto was on a mission to spy on the sound. He just got back with some juicy blackmail, and even a hostage.
Naruto ran all the way to the training grounds, where his team was.
"What the Hell!" Sasuke said as Naruto fell down right at his feet, laughing.
"Guess HAHAHA what!"
"Do you have anything info on the sand?" Kakiaha said with great curiosity.
"Do I ever, I've learned Gaara's greatest weakness!"
"Really?" It was Sakura's turn to join in.
"Yeah! Gaara-"
"If you say anything, I'll kill you" Gaara said slowly walking closer to Naruto.
"Well, if you kill me, then I'll just have to hurt Mr. Fuzzy-wuzzy-kins" Naruto said, which made Gaara stop in his tracks.
"Mr. Fuzzy-wuzzy-kins?…" Sasuke asked/said.
Naruto wiped a tear (from laughing) from his eye and took out something from his bag. It was a beat up, old teddy bear.
"Meet Mr. Fuzzy-wuzzy-kins" Naruto said holding the bear up for all to see.
"Meet the grim weeper" Gaara said with sand pouring out of the gourd.
"Ok, I'm sure he'll just love to meet Mr. Fuzzy-wuzzy-kins" Naruto said putting kunai up to Mr. Fuzzy-wuzzy-kins' neck. This made the sand retreat. All Of team 7 was holding in laughter, that is, up until then. Everyone was rolling around laughing, even Sasuke (le gasp!).
Gaara was not having fun, to say the least. He ran up grabbed Mr. Fuzzy-wuzzy-kins, and walked off.
It's been 3 hours since then, and the sun was setting. Gaara was holding Mr. Fuzzy-wuzzy-kins while sitting by a river.
Someone was walking towards him, but he already knew who it was.
Naruto sat down next to him.
"Why do you keep Mr. Fuzzy-wuzzy-kins anyway?" Naruto asked, a bit of sadness in his voice.
"Because he's the only one who doesn't run" Gaara said, head held low.
"I don't run" Naruto said. At this Gaara looked at him.
"Is it because you understand?"
"Yeah"
"…does this mean we're…friends?" Gaara asked.
"Friends" with that Gaara smiled. Not an evil smile, a little nice smile.
Fin