The Love Note
One day Sasuke went to Konoha Village and received a love note from Orochimaru. It said, "I'm crazy over you!!! You are ramen in my life, the barbecue in my soul." That was all it said. Then the note flew out of Sasuke's hand. "Uh-Oh!" While it was flying, Ino saw it and caught it. She read it and looked across the path and saw Kakashi looking at her. "What!!! Sensei likes me?! Well at least he has good taste!" Then the paper flew out of Ino's hand and Rock Lee caught it. He read it and looked across the street. He saw Gai Sensei gazing at him and flashing thumbs up. Also he was winking at Lee. Giant hearts came into Lee's eyes and glittered. "I never knew Gai Sensei felt this way about me. What an honor!!!" Then Lee accidentally let go of the note and it flew off. A couple minutes later, Naruto caught it and read it. Then he looked across the street and saw Chouji looking at him. "I've met a lot of guys who are gay like Sasuke, Kankuro, Kisame, Haku, Kabuto, and especially Gai Sensei! But this is got to be the lamest gay guy on Earth!!! Oh well…" Then Naruto walked off shredding the paper with his hands. Later on, Kakashi was reading his Icha- Icha Book when suddenly Ino came up to him and posed. "I never knew you felt this way about me Kakashi Sensei." Kakashi was still reading his book. "Um…hello. Are you listening? ANSWER ME YOU DAMN FOOL!" Then Ino ran away crying. "Who was that?" Kakashi said as he lifted his head from the book. Then Rock Lee went up to Gai Sensei tried to kiss him. But Gai Sensei got his fist and punched him. "Who are you?! You impersonator!" Then Lee flew off and said, "Looks like team Lee is blasting off agaaiinn!!" Then Sasuke showed up and said, "Did they get my letter???!"
THE END