Nararator: There was a cruel man named basta who could have married his beloved knife (which in secret he calls beauty) everyone was afraid of him for he had killed his master and was now ruler of earth the only one who could stop him where his servants,

Narrator: There was a cruel man named basta who could have married his beloved knife (which in secret he calls beauty) everyone was afraid of him for he had killed his master and was now ruler of earth the only one who could stop him where his servants, for they knew his weakness….. He was deathly susperstious.

Basta: I' am basta bow down to me!

Servants (both): All hail basta king of the world!

Servant (2 muttering to self): All hail basta king of the idiots!

Basta: WHAT DID YOU SAY!

Servant (2 whimpering for forgiveness): All hail basta king of the world! walks off

Servant (1): points to map ok were going to put the ladders here, here and here. And on three Murphy in the robotic black cat suit will give him a scare.

Everyone: Got It!

Servant (2):1….2….3…..GO!!

Murphy: jumps on basta I love my job!

Basta: falls off throne I' am ok!!

Murphy: pounces again

Basta: I' am not ok! faints

Murphy: ok servant girl cough it up you promised 10.

Servant (1 in whiney tone): do I have to?

Basta: wha?? What happened??

Murphy: My jobs not done yet? pounces again now where was I oh yeah 10

Servant (1): sigh fine.

Murphy: walks off stage

Basta: you will pay for that! You little…

Servant (1): giggles master…

Basta (annoyed): what?

Servant: your flys undone.

Basta: looks down

Murphy: when will my job end with these people sacks basta

Servant (2):puts salt shaker near bastas hand

Basta: knocks over salt OH NO THAT'S 4 YEARS BAD LUCK NO! is about to toss salt over shoulder when he sees wolf

Wolf: growls

Basta: runs screaming then slowly walks backwards grabs salt, throws over shoulder then runs ahead screaming for his life

Wolf: chases basta

Resistance (cheering): WE OVERTHREW BASTA!!

Basta: so much bad lu….. Oh the heck with it faints again

Wolf: turns toward resistance and growls

Resistance: Fred where did you get that wolf?!

Servant (2): from a zoo where glad to get rid of her they muttered something like her and her temper problems

Servant (1): you numskull!!

Servants:scream in unison

Narrator: And so the story ends it does not have a happy ending but it ends for now and what became of Murphy and the others you ask? Well Murphy got a great job as a mechanical cat for commercial purposes in Pets-R-Us and the others? Well they all came out with minor injuries! (Well that's what were allowed to say anyway!)