Disclaimer: Don't own anything.

A/N: Just a quick oneshot I wrote one day and never put up. I make fun of everybody here. EVERYBODY. So kikyou fans are, for the first time, welcome.

Inuyasha and the gang are walking through some forest. Suddenly, Inuyasha heard something in the bushes. "What is it Inuyasha"

"Naraku" he replied. The Naraku emerged from the bushes in his gorilla costume.

Naraku screamed "Inuyasha I've come to eat you!! RAWRAWRAW!!!!!" He leapt at Inuyasha.

"What the.." Inuyasha said, puzzled. Suddenly music start playing and Inuyasha turned to see his true love- ramen. "RAMEN!!" he ran after it singing. "Oh my beautiful ramen at last I have found you! My life was in darkness and pain but you made it shiny and new!"

"Inuyasha no it's a trap!" Miroku yelled. Then he turned to see Sango in a tube top and mini skirt.

"Hey monk howsa bout we gos down to the river an do whateva yous want?" she said in a drunken stupor.

"I'm sorry Sango" Miroku started. "but I don't think it's right to have pre-marital sex. I'll wait until we get married." He looked over at Inuyasha, who was making out with his ramen, who had affectionately named Ramey

"Oh my ramen I love you. Please don't ever leave me Ramey. " Inuyasha's makeout session was interrupted by Naraku who was still hungry.

"Naraku hungry " he said. "Naraku eat ramen" And then Naraku scooped up Inuyasha's Ramey, ripped off his costume and swallowed Ramey in one giant gulp. Then Naraku burped.

"NOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" Inuyasha cried. "Not Ramey! No, no, no, no!" Inuyasha fell on his knees on the ground and began to sing again. "Oh my dear Ramen!! I will morn you forever!! Ohh why? Why?" he wiped his face. Meanwhile, Sango was getting freaky with the monk.

"I told you Sango. I'll wait until we get married, " said a frustrated Miroku. Sango was still drunk and was sitting on his lap.

"Come on can't you at least grab my butt or sumthin? " Sango pleaded. "I feels alls alone and I needs some comfort from a hot sexy man like you!" She pressed her lips on his and struggled to get free. Finally, he broke away.

"Are you on crack?" he screamed. She smiled.

"...Maybe..." Inuyasha was sobbing crying when Shippo can over and kicked him.

"GET UP STUPID DOG!!!" he screamed. Inuyasha obliged. He ran under a tree, cowering.

"You're scary. Don't hurt me!" he was crying. Suddenly, Kikyou came flying in on her soul collecters.

"Inuyasha!! Come to hell with me!!"

"Do they have ramen there?"

"No it's hell you idiot!"

"Then no!" Inuyasha turned away.

"NOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!" she screamed and started to sob. Then she flew straight into a tree.

Kagome sighed. She's needs to lay off the LSD.