This barely makes sense, but it gave us a laugh writing it. Its taking the shit out on most things, and it has a few personal jokes, anyway ENJOY.
OHH and,
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We disclaim Stephanie Meyer twilight saga, not ours, we're just very strange.
This is by Sophie, and Natalie, who where really quite bored in social studies. Anndd again, it gets better towards the end, and our other story is a bit better, but completely different, and this is a possible one shot. No more ands. Begin!
Bella POV
Oh no, what am I going to wear to the beautiful ninja party for 2012! How am I supposed to be social and inviting without an outfit.
So Alice is going as a green ninja, Emmet is going as a blue ninja, Rosalie is going as a pink ninja, Edward is a black one, and Jaspers a purple one. This is so hard! Wait, I know, I'll call Alice, she'll know what to do. I picked up my orange phone ready to dial… gosh I love orange… OH! That's it, I'll go as a orange ninja. I'll go get one out of my closet.
I selected the perfect shade of ninja suit and slipped into it. I put on my matching orange helmet… I've got to be safe, more people die from falling coconuts than they do shark attacks, and I have to walk through coconut trees to get to the beach! Then of course I will head over to Alice's place, she lives in a hole in the beach, we're all meeting there, so we can drive to Greg's house together. Man, I can't wait!
Edward POV
I arrived at the beach at exactly 10:30 am. I saw Bella was already there, wearing her helmet, good girl. I don't know what I do if the 2004 incident repeated itself. R.I.P. Clarklycle, or Chlamydia, his nick name. I chuckled to myself for a couple of seconds, then returned to by glooming mood, I miss him so much.
"Thinking about Chlamydia again?" Bella asked, obviously concerned.
"Yeah, I miss him so much. Anyway, lets get going, we're going to have a great time today, ok?" I assured her. " Oh, and you have something on your leg." I wrapped my arm around her shoulders and reached around to her lag, wiped the shit off, and lent back up again resting my arm on her shoulder. Wow, I'm so smooth, this has become one of my common moves.
"I like your helmet," I told her coyly, I lent in close and whispered in her ear, "I'm going to be using that tonight, you know how much I love it when you head butt me."
"GAH!" Bella shouted, gosh she was so spastic sometimes, and I loved it.