Pounce: But I don't wanna!
Dianria: Deal with it!
Pounce: But I hate Pepto Bismal!
Mello: Just drink the damn medicine!
Pounce: But it doesn't taste good!
Matt: Hey, Uh, Pounce?
Pounce: I'M NOT DRINKING IT!
Matt: Pounce!
Pounce: I already told you-
Matt: POUNCE!
Pounce: For God's sake, WHAT?
Matt: They're here.
Mello: Who's here?
Dianria: The readers.
Pounce: Oh, so you got more people to tell me I need to take my medicine!
Matt: ...
Pounce: Rawr.
Death Note Interview (Original Title, Huh?)
Interviewer: Rawr -pounce-
Death Note (c) Tsugumi Ohba and Takeshi Obata
Pounce: What's the dealeo? Is this supposed to be some kind of interview?
Mello: No shit, Sherlock.
Pounce: But L's the detective. Not me.
L: YOU TOUCH MY CRACK AGAIN, WOMAN?
Pounce: SHUT THE FORK UP, L! WE WEREN'T TALKING TO YOU!
Dianria: Oh Lord.
Mello: Where'd the Yagami kid go?
Raito: -hiding under the bed-
Mello: What a puss.
Pounce: -sneaking out of room-
Matt: You still haven't taken your medicine.
Pounce: Damn...
Dianria: Just take the medicine!
Pounce: I don't need it! I don't want to shove something down my throat that I don't need!
Mello: -groan-
Pounce: I don't even have a cold!
Dianria: That's because you have the flu!
Pounce: -silent scream-
Mello: Whoa, how the hell'd she do that?
Matt: Do what?
Mello: A silent scream.
Matt: Defying the laws of physics, now?
Dianria: Her hair defies all gravity, too.
Pounce: IT DOES NOT!
Raito: It does too.
Pounce: -hiss-
Dianria: Are you actually going to interview anyone?
Pounce: Fine. But my stomach hurts like a bitch.
Mello: Then take the damn medicine, foo'!
Pounce: I will later.
Dianria: Fine.
Pounce: Okay, okay. First let's start with Matt.
Matt: Why me?
Pounce: 'Cause eventually I'm gonna steal that striped shirt of yours, so I thought I'd make it up to you.
Matt: HOW IS THIS MAKING IT UP TO ME?!
Pounce: You'll get your humiliation over with first.
Matt: -tear-
Pounce: -cough- Ummm... what's your favorite video game?
Matt: POKEMON!!! -ebil laughter-
Pounce: Holy shit. ME TOO! HA HA HA!
Mello: Oh my.
Pounce: When'd you get your first gaming system?
Matt: When I was seven.
Pounce: Hmm... -straightening out papers-
Mello: What are those?
Pounce: My homework. I'm planning on burning it.
Dianria: Do you want to fail Math?
Pounce: Weeeell, I know I already am, so why wait?
Dianria: -shakes head-
Matt: -not paying attention-
Pounce: I'm done interviewing you. You're boring. Raito-kuuuuuuuuun! You're next!
Raito: M-me?
Pounce: Ya.
Raito: Okay.
Pounce: Why do you date Misa and not me?
Raito: Uhhh... she's kinda my fiancee.
Pounce: Am I not good enough?
Dianria: -smacks forehead-
Raito: -runs out of room-
Mello: I don't I want to be interviewed anymore.
Matt: I thougth you didn't want to be interviewed at all?
Mello: Says who?
Pounce: FINE! Dianria, you're next.
Dianria: Fine with me.
Pounce: How long have you been my best friend now?
Dianria: Too long...
Pounce: What was that?
Dianria: I think four years...
Pounce: Okay, what's your favorite thing to do?
Dianria: Annoy the hell out of you.
Pounce: You're kind.
Dianria: I know.
Pounce: Why are you trying to make me drink Pepto Bismal?
Dianria: Because you need it. You have the flu.
Pounce: Don't remind me. Okay! I'm bored of you. Get over here, Mello.
Mello: What do you want?
Pounce: To interview you, smartass.
Mello: Better than being a dumbass.
Pounce: -cough- Okay.
Mello: Okay what?
Pounce: Okay-you-better-shut-up.
Mello: ...
Pounce: Ummm... what's your favorite color?
Mello: What kind of question is that?
Pounce: The kind you should answer.
Mello: Okay, it's-
L: ATTACK OF THE DRUNKEN MASS MURDERERS! WATCH OUT EVERYONE! TAKE COVER!
Oh god. It's a stoned L.
Oh, by the way, Dianria MagicalVampire.
Just a note.
-Pounce