Document Opened: 05/29/2009, 11:59pm.
Authors Note:
A little hopefully humorous ItaDei one-shot I got the idea for a few minutes ago.
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Despite his face being freakishly blank, he was annoyed and even that was putting it lightly. He had already punched three other students that day and they were all male, male for crying out loud!
He knew his boyfriend was a little effeminate but he had a feeling that was pushing it. The blond was his. He figured they were either crazy or stupid to keep hitting on and flirting with Deidara, when he made it abundantly clear that the younger teen already had a boyfriend.
The raven haired teen was on his way to the lockers since it was three and knew that Deidara would be waiting for him there.
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"How many times do I have to tell you no, un!" The blond crossed his arms and narrowed his visible pale blue eye at the other dark brown haired teen, who was standing in front of him with a grin on his face. "I'm with Itachi, un."
"Yeah, yeah. But I mean we both know that I'm better then him." The dark brown haired teen couldn't understand why the shorter blond was with the Uchiha. He could offer him so much more then the stoic teen.
Unbeknownst to either of them Itachi was watching from nearby and was getting as fed up as Deidara was and decided to take action in a different sense.
He started to walk towards them. Idea in mind.
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"Just go away, un." He said with a clearly annoyed tone. He was wishing that Itachi would arrive soon so they could go and meet the others.
"Not until you tell me why you won't go out with me." The taller male raised an eyebrow at the pale blue eyed teen.
After a second of tense silence they both looked as Itachi arrived scowling and walked up beside the shorter blond. He glared at the brunette before turning to Deidara who looked puzzled.
Without another word he wrapped both of his arms around the blond and kissed him, deeply. The action earned him a small moan from the shorter teen who returned the gesture by wrapping his arms around Itachi and leaned into the kiss.
Without missing a beat, he pulled Deidara a little closer to him and trailed his tongue against the roof of the blonds mouth. Another moan escaping from the shorter males throat.
Itachi slowly slid his hand up the back of Deidara's shirt and despite allowing the Uchiha access to his mouth, he still found it amusing to toy with his bottom lip.
"All right, all right, I get it, jeez." The dark-brunette said annoyed and walked off as Itachi and Deidara broke apart.
"That worked better then expected, un." Deidara blinked a couple of times at the retreating form.
Itachi remained silent as Deidara turned to face him. "Do you want to go meet the others now." He leaned in closer to whisper the next part. "Or go and pick up where we left off, un." At that Itachi turned to the left to see the devilish look on the blonds face.
Needless to say, they didn't see the others until the next day.
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Authors Note:
This was supposed to be longer but I couldn't do much else without it turning into a lemon.
FInished: 09/18/2009, 03:59am.