Title: Doctor's face-off

Author: The Station - passing-afternoon

Prompt: House/Twilight crossover maddnessss! (: Cuddy, House, Wilson, new crew, old crew goes to Forks for an all-out Doctor's conference.

Rating/Genre: T/Humor-or-not

Pairing(s): Wilson/House :P

Spoiler/warning: Uhm. Awkward pairing and no plot. Prepare for complete disregarding of prompt.

Fandom: House, M.D/Twilight

"Why are we going again?" House whined for the sixth time.

"Because no one else actually wanted to go" Thirteen muttered.

House, Wilson, Cuddy, new team and old team were on a coach to Forks, Washington for a Doctor's conference held by the local hospital in Forks. They were supposed to exchange techniques and other stuff – extremely boring for House.

"Why did I agree to go?" House grumbled again.

"You didn't. You're following Wilson." Cuddy said boredly.

"Right. Anywhere with my awesome BFF." House smirked.

- A couple of hours later –

"It looks like we're here…" Taub drawled.

"This place just looks…sad." Kutner said sleepily.

As they got off the coach, a local doctor greeted them at the entrance of the hospital.

"Good evening. I am Doctor Carlisle Cullen, one of the few doctors over here," A pale-faced man greeted, "You should get out of the cold, come into the hospital." He directed them in.

"I am supposed to bring you around the hospital…" the doctor said. "But we'll have to be in the conference room in about 1 and a half hour's time."

As they were taking a little "tour" of the hospital, House decided to snoop around by himself, looking for interesting patients with Wilson following him.

"Wilson. I know you have a guy crush on me but please-stop-following-me." House grumbled, annoyed. And that apparently got rid of Wilson.

IN THE CONFERENCE

"We're almost done. Where the hell is House?" Cuddy whispered.

"He told me not to follow him." Wilson said in a strained voice.

Just then, House limped in.

"Ahh! Fantastic! A conclusion! Basically, you guys should just have an ER thing. Half your patients are all poison victims of have loads of broken bones." House pointed out.

"So what do you suggest?" Carlisle ask politely.

"Nothing." House said and flopped himself on a chair.

"Um. I apologise, Doctor Cullen. This has been an absolutely - " Cuddy started but before she could finish, House got up and walked out again.

- END –

A/N: Hi. I suck. I know that. ): Sorry for the crappy standard of my story.