Disclaimer: I do not own Kingdom Hearts or South Park, or anything I use in this except the Underling Fair.

This is a fun Org. fic I wrote one day. I write lots of short chapters because they all end the same way XD. Anyway, R, R and enjoy!

The Underling Fair

CRASH! BANG!

Axel slowly got up and summoned his chakras. "WHO DID THAT!"

Demyx laughed sheepishly and walked through the portal into Axel's room. "Just... uh... setting up... my... exhibit..."

"Oh crap... The Underling Fair!" The Underling Fair happened once every 6 months to a year. Human shaped Nobodies would come to the Castle that Never Was and view exhibits from each member of the Organization, then choose who to work for. The lower 12 Organization memebrs (Xemnas decided it wasn't fair for him to be in the running since he was soooo cool) had a contest to see who could get the most evil minions.

Axel ran into the Hall of Empty Melodies and saw that only two people were actually setting up their exhibits. In a few minutes, the other nine Nobodies walked out of their rooms into Proof of Existence. "OH, CRAP!"

Demyx and Zexion were slowly pushing their exhibits at a rate of maybe 1 mile per day. If they were lucky.

Lexaeus got up and grinned. "I already did mine! See?" He pointed to his exhibit, (which was actually quite nice) depicting the benefits of getting giant weapons you could throw at people. However, he did this with the hand he was holding his tomahawk with and the exhibit turned to smithereens.

Then Axel asked the author, "What are smithereens?"

The author told him that it said in the dictionary that simthereens meant a group of various smithers... And then said to shut up.

Lexaeus wailed and threw his tomahawk at the wall. Since it was his stress tomahawk that Zexion had gotten him for his birthday, it bounced off. How the bouncy tomahawk had broken the exhibit, we may never know.

At which Larxene started cracking up after walking out of Marluxia's room.

Marluxia turned and looked at Larxene, who looked at Marluxia. Both screamed in a girly, high-pitched voice. Marluxia then turned to look at Larxene's pajamas, which were actually kinda scanty.

She slapped him, leaving a bunch of lines from her kunais on his face.

He screamed in a girly, high-pitched voice.