By: Rubi A.K.A. "Phi-Dono" 2/25/o5 fri. TGIF!
Disclaimer/Claimer: i don't own Inu-Yasha, cuz if i did, i'd have made Kagome sit Inu for every time he said (or implied) that he loved Kikyo. neither do i own herbal essences or r. kelly's song. i /do/ however, own (most) of the lyrics to this song, and the idea to this fic.
ok, i wrote this some time ago and finally decided to post it up! it's told mostly from Sesshoumaru's point of view, with the exception of a Kagome, Jaken, and Kagura cameo here and there. also, Fluffy-sama and co. will be ooc at some points, hehe. if you ppl would like, i can make a second chapter to this, with Sesshoumaru using the actual herbal essences! please review, this one would like that very much :) also, sorry about the formatting. ffnet screwed it up (- loathes ffnet -)
Japanese translations will be at the bottom. RnR and thx :)
((not lyrics))
(- actions in authoress notes -)
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Sesshoumaru does not do this, however...
Jaken (with an afro): Go ahead and break 'em off with a little preview of the remix!
I don't care if you think I'm rude
I have no intention of being with you
I'm better than everyone 'cause of my do
Kagome: Looks better than a Lexus coup!
My looks cause the females to shrill
Kagura: Let me take you to a hotel!
You must persistent cockroach
The way you got me tryin' to yield
I should stick my boot boot
Up your freakin' beep beep! ((censored))
Runnin' herself to and 'fro
Knockin' on my door
Kagome: Announce it on the radio!
(chorus)
I've got some new hair condition
Rin is stuck in the kitchen
Tonight I'll be naughty
My tail is already swishin'
Gonna beat ((myself)) like a drum
Get that damn Inu punk
It's the freakin' weekend baby
I'm about to have me some fun
Tet-sai-ga
Tet-sai-ga
Tet
Tet-sai-ga
Combin' my hair - row by row
Ladies, please, keep your legs closed
Hair flowin' to the floor
It continues to just grow and grow
My hair has volume and feelin'
Girls want hair like me - keep wishin'
To see my hair is a big fee
Best in the land is my mission
I should stick my boot boot
Up your freakin' beep beep! ((censored))
Runnin' herself to and 'fro
Knockin' on my door
Kagome: Announce it on the radio!
(chorus)
I've got some new hair condition
Rin is stuck in the kitchen
Tonight I'll be naughty
My tail is already swishin'
Gonna beat ((myself)) like a drum
Get that damn Inu punk
It's the freakin' weekend baby
I'm about to have me some fun
That half demon Inu is just a hater
My hair can reach everywhere
So pretty - as though it was catered
We got youkai to my left
Hanyou's on my right
We bring em both together, we'll be battling all night
Then after the shower it's time to party
Please everyone, quit drooling, it's sloppy
Fan girls blocking my leave - clear the lobby
If I don't get my Herbal Essences, I'll kill everybody
I should stick my boot boot
Up your freakin' beep beep! ((censored))
Runnin' herself to and 'fro
Knockin' on my door
Kagome: Announce it on the radio!
(chorus)
I've got some new hair condition
Rin is stuck in the kitchen
Tonight I'll be naughty
My tail is already swishin'
Gonna beat ((myself)) like a drum
Get that damn Inu punk
It's the freakin' weekend baby
I'm about to have me some fun
(chorus)
I've got some new hair condition
Rin is stuck in the kitchen
Tonight I'll be naughty
My tail is already swishin'
Gonna beat ((myself)) like a drum
Get that damn Inu punk
It's the freakin' weekend baby
I'm about to have me some fun
It is time for Rin to sleep
Drawing the bath up
Thieving Kagome's radio
My mane brings good luck
Cause I found a crown
Sway it round and round
To the remix
Jaken: We just thuggin' it out
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Japanese translations: in order of appearance:
Dono - more respectful than san; today would be used as 'Mi-lord so-and-so' (- though i don't use it like that on myself. i'm not /that/ egotistical... -) As used by Kenshin, it indicates both respect and humility.
Sama - lord, master
Youkai - demon
Hanyou - half demon
Ja ne - see ya later, bye for now
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thanks to everyone was has read - please remember to leave a review for this one on your way out! (- smiles -) i need to know if i should post a second chapter to this :) ok, til whenever, ja ne! (- waves -)
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Phi-Dono rox