Life After The War
"HIT THE DECK!!" Heero yelled running out of the building with his bomb squad. "WHY?" the police chief cried back at the running Heero. "I CLIPPED THE WRONG WIRE!" Heero yelled. Heero jumped and hid behind a car as the building blew up in flames. "YOU'RE FIRED!" the on-fire police chief yelled as he rolled across the ground. "4th job this month!" Heero sighed as he collapsed to the ground. The first job, a chiropractor, broke someone's back, the second job, a dentist, well, lets not go there, the third job, a marriage councilor, had ten couples split up. And he also had companies sued like 50 times because of his stupidity. Suddenly Relena came walking up to him. "AAAAHHHH!" Heero yelled, "PSYCHO STALKER BITCH!" He ran at the speed of light away from her leaving a trail of smoke. "HEEWO!" Relena called, "Where are you?" She ran by Shinigami Baby who at the time was watching Duo with the Bishounen-Camera. Duo ran after Relena with a gun. "GET AWAY FROM HIM!" Duo yelled, "HE'S MINE!"
Heero ran into his apartment and slammed the door behind him breathing heavily. "What took you so long?" Relena asked looking at Heero from his bed. She was in a skimpy dress with a champagne bottle in her hand. "Oh god…" Heero yelled as he jumped out the window not knowing that he had. He stopped and looked beneath him. "Aw shiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiit…" Heero screamed as he fell. He made a squishing sound as he hit. He came out of the alley with his body squished and only his feet left to move him around. "THAT'S IT!" Heero yelled as he ran to the circus, "I'll work here!" "Sure you can work here…" Catherine said, "We could use somebody for the high dive."
"AND AT THE TOP OF THE 70 FOOT HIGH DIVE, IS, HEERO YUY!" Trowa announced over the speaker. Heero ran and jumped off the high dive. He landed in a tiny cup squished. "Blub…" Heero said sighing. He stuck his hands out of the cup and hand-walked off stage. "I want to do Acrobatics…" Heero said looking at Catherine. "Okay…" Catherine said looking at Trowa and smirking.
Heero swung from rope to rope. Suddenly he noticed a frayed rope and… "Aw…NOOOOO!" He yelled as he fell. Except, there was no net beneath. SPLAT! "Ooh, that's gotta hurt!" Trowa yelled
Heero walked up to Trowa and Catherine. "Are you trying to kill me?" he asked. "Yes." Catherine and Trowa said as they took of their masks, "We're Boris and Natasha, and you're just Bullwinkle in disguise!" They grabbed ahold of his face and started pulling. "Auggghhh!" he yelled, "I'm not Bullwinkle dammit! Where are the real Trowa and Catherine?" "Right behind you." Catherine said. Trowa and Catherine were behind him tied up. He went over and untied them. Trowa tackled him and started beating the shit out of him. "I'll show you to take so long to save our life!" Trowa screamed as he started strangling him. "SHOOT HIM!" Heero yelled, "GET THE PSYCHO OFF!" Catherine went over and pulled him off of Heero. Just then Relena walked in. "HEEWO!" she cried running over to Heero and hugging him, "THERE YOU ARE!" "Tyson, attack!" Catherine yelled. A big German Sheperd jumped at Relena and started biting her. Heero flinched and turned his head at the sight of the Sheperd biting of her ear. "There's a reason we nicknamed him Tyson." Trowa said as he picked up the dead carcass of Relena and threw it in the dogs food dish. "AAAAHHHHH!" Duo screamed in his Tarzan suit sweeping down and picking up Heero, "Off, to…the bedroom!"
Wait for Duo's part!
"HIT THE DECK!!" Heero yelled running out of the building with his bomb squad. "WHY?" the police chief cried back at the running Heero. "I CLIPPED THE WRONG WIRE!" Heero yelled. Heero jumped and hid behind a car as the building blew up in flames. "YOU'RE FIRED!" the on-fire police chief yelled as he rolled across the ground. "4th job this month!" Heero sighed as he collapsed to the ground. The first job, a chiropractor, broke someone's back, the second job, a dentist, well, lets not go there, the third job, a marriage councilor, had ten couples split up. And he also had companies sued like 50 times because of his stupidity. Suddenly Relena came walking up to him. "AAAAHHHH!" Heero yelled, "PSYCHO STALKER BITCH!" He ran at the speed of light away from her leaving a trail of smoke. "HEEWO!" Relena called, "Where are you?" She ran by Shinigami Baby who at the time was watching Duo with the Bishounen-Camera. Duo ran after Relena with a gun. "GET AWAY FROM HIM!" Duo yelled, "HE'S MINE!"
Heero ran into his apartment and slammed the door behind him breathing heavily. "What took you so long?" Relena asked looking at Heero from his bed. She was in a skimpy dress with a champagne bottle in her hand. "Oh god…" Heero yelled as he jumped out the window not knowing that he had. He stopped and looked beneath him. "Aw shiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiit…" Heero screamed as he fell. He made a squishing sound as he hit. He came out of the alley with his body squished and only his feet left to move him around. "THAT'S IT!" Heero yelled as he ran to the circus, "I'll work here!" "Sure you can work here…" Catherine said, "We could use somebody for the high dive."
"AND AT THE TOP OF THE 70 FOOT HIGH DIVE, IS, HEERO YUY!" Trowa announced over the speaker. Heero ran and jumped off the high dive. He landed in a tiny cup squished. "Blub…" Heero said sighing. He stuck his hands out of the cup and hand-walked off stage. "I want to do Acrobatics…" Heero said looking at Catherine. "Okay…" Catherine said looking at Trowa and smirking.
Heero swung from rope to rope. Suddenly he noticed a frayed rope and… "Aw…NOOOOO!" He yelled as he fell. Except, there was no net beneath. SPLAT! "Ooh, that's gotta hurt!" Trowa yelled
Heero walked up to Trowa and Catherine. "Are you trying to kill me?" he asked. "Yes." Catherine and Trowa said as they took of their masks, "We're Boris and Natasha, and you're just Bullwinkle in disguise!" They grabbed ahold of his face and started pulling. "Auggghhh!" he yelled, "I'm not Bullwinkle dammit! Where are the real Trowa and Catherine?" "Right behind you." Catherine said. Trowa and Catherine were behind him tied up. He went over and untied them. Trowa tackled him and started beating the shit out of him. "I'll show you to take so long to save our life!" Trowa screamed as he started strangling him. "SHOOT HIM!" Heero yelled, "GET THE PSYCHO OFF!" Catherine went over and pulled him off of Heero. Just then Relena walked in. "HEEWO!" she cried running over to Heero and hugging him, "THERE YOU ARE!" "Tyson, attack!" Catherine yelled. A big German Sheperd jumped at Relena and started biting her. Heero flinched and turned his head at the sight of the Sheperd biting of her ear. "There's a reason we nicknamed him Tyson." Trowa said as he picked up the dead carcass of Relena and threw it in the dogs food dish. "AAAAHHHHH!" Duo screamed in his Tarzan suit sweeping down and picking up Heero, "Off, to…the bedroom!"
Wait for Duo's part!