Chapter 1 , Princesses and a Queen.

I couldn't help but grin as I turned on the TV, and put down the bean dip I had bought earlier. I love bean dip, it's the best food in the world, or at least tied with tacos, burgers, pizza and a couple other things. I was just about to dip my chip in the bean dip when my doorbell rang. Who could that be? I wondered as I got up and went towards the door.

I stared thru the one way looking blinds (i:e I can see them, they can't see me.) And stared at 4 girls in what I'm guessing was a pizza delivery outfit, because they were carrying boxes that were pizza shaped, but there was no symbol for which pizza company or whatever they worked for. That and I didn't order pizza, and I know no one ordered pizza for me so I was immediately suspicious.

"Whose there?" I called through the door.

"Were uh (whispering I couldn't hear) pizza delivery women" said one of the girls. I stared at them, something immediately grabbed my attention...there hair color, and length. They all had very long hair, in the colors of dark blue, a sort of shimmering rainbow, very dark aqua-green, and the last had a pink, cream, and purple striped hair color, all of their hair went down to their hips.

It couldn't be...I thought to myself shaking my head. But just in case, I walked over and grabbed my phone quickly messaging my best friend I said "If I don't message back in a hour, get over here, and bring a weapon, you know what I mean"

Then walking back to the door, I opened it up and as calmly as I could I said and pointed to each girl I named "Princess Celestia, Princess Luna, Princess Cadence, and last but not least Queen Chrysalis."

They all just stared at me open mouth, and to my surprise dropped the pizza boxs they were holding.

"Lucky guess?" I asked watching them all, I got ready to run just in case.

"He knows too much" the girl (who I guessed was Queen Chrysalis) shouted to the other girls then grabbed me and looked straight into my eyes. Her eyes glowed grin as she grinned with sharp teeth, "Goodnight human" then a bright flash of light blinded me and I lost all consciousness as the darkness overcame me. I'm not sure but I think I heard one of the girls shout "Chrysalis no!" before I lost consciousness but I can't be sure.

I groaned as I got up, rubbing my head as my head throbbed.

"What the hell happened?" I asked myself. I glanced around the room only to see it just as I left it. I chuckled as I thought, I must have had one helluva dream. I got up slowly and stretched, listening to a couple pops from my back.

"Thank goodness your ok! We were worried." Said a voice behind say, the voice was very calm and yet it sounded worried and yet relieved. I turned around to see Princess Celestia standing there, a wide smile on her face. I couldn't help but gape.

"B-but I thought-" I was cut off as she said with a small smile.

"Yes, I'm sure you thought it was a dream but I am quite real, WE (she corrected herself) are quite real." She nodded towards my room, where I could see Princess Candence and Princess Luna chatting, something about how itchy human clothes are compared to ponies clothes. I couldn't help but wonder where the heck Chrysalis had gone to, mostly because I wanted to give her a piece of my mind/fist.

"Where's Chrysalis?" I watched Princess Celestia's eyes narrow a little, and I swear I saw her horn glow faintly. She's reading my mind isn't she? I will have to watch that.

"She's checking out the other room." Celestia nodded towards the room next to mine, and across from out bathroom.

I quickly ran in there just to make sure she wasn't doing anything funny. When I got there she was sniffing the bed with a look of disgust.

"Your human odors are disgusting. You should bathe a lot more than once a month." She spat in my general direction with the last word. I just glared back at her, doing my best to ignore what she said.

"As a matter of fact most humans shower and bathe at least every other bloody day. Judging by you scent you must have bathed last week." I glared at her, it was true she smelled terrible.

"STOP IT!" Princess Luna used her special shout on us. I gritted my teeth, covering my ears. "It's time for your trials."

AUTHORS NOTES: what do you guys think? I actually did most of this quite some time ago. (a month or two) I wasn't sure if I should upload it, so I decided to. Tell me what you guys think! It's a self insert. well if you couldn't tell from the title lol. review plss