DISCLAIMER: I am not pretty-ful enough to be Jhonen Vasquez. I do not own anything of his, even though I AM ugly enough to pass as Nickelodeon.
What a beautiful night it was. All was calm, all was peaceful. Everyone was sound asleep, safe inside their beds.
Well, almost everybody.
"GIR!" Zim screamed. "Gir, I think I MAY have discovered something!"
Gir peeked shyly at the short Irken from his hiding place on the ceiling. "Yeeees Master?" He asked sweetly.
"I have learned about a human entertainment form called "fanfiction". IT'S REVOLTING! JUST READ SOME OF THIS STUFF AND... ah, anyhow, we need to put an end to this, Gir! There are more humans than just the Dib and his scary little sister that know the wherabouts of our base! We must travel into this so-called 'real world', and destroy these people!"
"Oooooh. I LIKE DESTROYING!"
"Yes, I know you do. I know. And I have developed a travelling device that creates a portal, a portal openning into the real world. It is then we will terminate the pigs-smellies."
"I'll bake them a cake!"
And so, Gir baked his cake, and they were off! The two brave explorers swirled through their portal, screaming like fearless howler monkeys. And then...
DarkTheda, AKA Yenny in the real world, heard a loud THUMP, an OOOMPH, and a HELLOOOO!
She swiftly turned around, striking a pose while doing so. "WHO DARE DISTURB ME?" She questioned. Then she looked down from her amazingly tall height and saw her two favorite people (Ahem, CARTOON people, no offence to people I actually know).
"HUMAN!" Zim screamed, getting up. "Do YOU use a site called fanfiction . net ? Because if you do, I will destroy you.
While Yenny doubted Zim could REALLY harm her in her own world, she decided that she didn't like blowing up, contrary to popular belief, and did not take the chance.
"Of course I don't!" She, well, I, I suppose, said, throwing my computer out the window. Ahem, back to third person. "Only squares do that!" She added, forming a triangle with her fingers. Zim took no notice of her mistake.
"Drat! This is harder than I thought it would be, Gir! NOW what shall I, the AMAZING ZIM, do?"
Now wondering why Zim wasn't going to kill her anyway, Yenny piped up, eh, that makes me sound like an organ or something, heeheehee, "Why don't you live in my closet? It's empty there and you can plot your horrible evil and stuff. It's where I go to plot horrible evil all the time."
Zim frowned. "I don't need your help, worm-child." He said, crossing his arms.
"Hey, that's okay. More closet space for me."
"Wait! I know! I CAN HYPNOTIZE YOU! Into letting me use your filthy closet as a place to plot my horrible evil! I'M A GENIUS!" Zim cackled evilly.
"Hey, that was my -"
"BE QUIET!" As I did, Zim smiled to himself. "They're just too easy to mind-control..."
Yenny sighed and reached for her telephone. Zim's eyes widened with fear. "Don't try calling your police!" He warned.
"Don't worr,y I'm calling my friends." Yenny told him, punching in a few numbers. "Hello! Hey, do you guys want to see something neat? Not until Saturday? Great, you can stay over then!"
"YENNY!" Josie Byers hopped out of her brown van. The 16-year-old girl was happy to see her friend. She was followed by her two brothers, Chris, 20, and Michael, 12.
"Why are we here?" Michael, AKA Minimoose whined. "She's scary!"
Nobody answered him. "C'mon, I really want to show you three something. Something AMAZING."
"Is it your Yu-Gi-Oh! cards again?"
"... Hey, those are some wicked cards! Dark Magician PWNS!"
Chris stepped in. "This is an Invader Zim fanfiction, not a Yu-Gi-Oh! fanfiction, remember?"
"Oh yeah..."
So we all headed up to my room. It was sorta crowded.
:So, where is this thingy anyway?" Chris asked, inspecting Yenny's room, a little afraid that a ferret might attack him. Michael was frightened too, having been in a tragic ferret accident before. It wa so awful, that to this very day it is referred to as "The Ferret Dance".
Then a few sounds emerged from the closet. The door then swung open, and a voice boomed...
"I STILL GOTS THIS CAKE!"
That's all till next chapter! Review, because tommorow is my birthday and I'll be happy! I'm turning 14, so I'm getting really old. So review before I get so old l can't read it.
And you missed me and stuff.