Hey Carlos45 here with a sad story. I decide to make this after getting my phone back and having the greatest friday of my life! Anyway, here you go!
When everyone looks at me, they think dumbass, stupid, and other things I can't think of. But I wasn't always like that! I'm just like everyone else! I was like everybody else. Let me explain my whole back story...
I was born on December 18, 1978 by the name of Jonathan Bullwinkle... Yes my uncle is Bullwinkie but that's not the point right now. My dad was a smart scientist while my mom was a "special" stripper he found and fell in love with, they soon got married and I was born months later. Normal enough, but my childhood sucked. When I was 5 months old, my mother decided to walk me into a power plant and dropped me into a puddle of waste and left me in there for 8 hours! My dad found me alive, but the waste left my teeth messed up and my eyes distorted. He left my mother after that and tried to fix me with doctors and other scienctist, but I lefted to be stupid forever.
My dad decided to send me to school a couple of years later, everyone didn't seem to mind a stupid mouse in the class until third grade came along. Everyone made fun of how my teeth looked and how stupid my eyes were, why couldn't they understand that it was my mom made me like this? Almost three years later, a couple of bullies said I didn't look stupid enough. So they went up to me and twisted one of antlers so hard that it became upside down. I was in pain that day while my dad sued the school and the bullies, the school left clean, while the bullies had to pay about 100,000 dollars for twisting my antler. My only real friend was the lettuce that my dad always buys, I feel it talking to me, understanding me, liking me. But my dad threw them out to help me with my studies.
By the end of eighth grade, I fail to reach any highschool because my IQ was 8, but my dad payed a lot of money for a cheap ghetto highschool to take me in. Everyone seemed ok with me since I had childhoods similar to theirs, and I made a couple of friends there. Even though everyone say I'm stupid, I got some fair grades and went to college. My dad didn't live long enough to be proud of me, because he died after I got accepted. So I was forced to live back with my mom who had gone fat, hairy, and ugly after dad left her. She abuse me because she thought I was the reason why my dad left her, but I had other problems than her. One of my 'friends' got me hooked on drugs and I been taking them a little too much, this caused my IQ to go even lower and I was kicked out of college for taking too much drugs. I went back to my mom and killed her by accident. She was taking a bath when I threw a toaster because I ran out of drugs, it was weird that the toaster landed in the bathtub. So I spended my life stealing beer and crying over my dad. When I became 23, I came across a town, and I decided to live there since the houses were cheap. After I bought my own home, I started to take even more drugs that destroyed all my brain cells, the point where my IQ finally became a zero. I became so stupid that I started to kill people, I forgot my whole life, I forgot who I was, I forgot everything!
Lumpy then screamed as he quickly woke up from another horrible nightmare, he has been having the same dream for the past 7 years. He signed as he got up from his bed and stretched.
"It's time for chessecake!" Lumpy said stupidly as he ran for his breakfast
...I forgot everything...I forgot everything...