Guiltier Pleasures
Sebastian transfered to McKinley at the start of the school year. Along the way he's grown as a person, made friends and had some amazing solos but now it's time for Guilty Pleasures Week. The secrets must come out but will things be able to be the same with him and Blaine? One shot based on Guilty Pleasures featuring Blam and Kittbastian friendships.
Just a brief note on where this story fits in. Season 3 happened the same as on TV but then Sebastian transferred to McKinley at the start of the year in The New Rachel and also Jake never joined New Directions. All other references will be explained within the story.
Sebastian POV
I walked out of the auditorium and into the bland corridors of McKinley still in my Wham outfit from the performance a few minutes ago. I really hoped that it hadn't been too obvious to everyone else how much I'd enjoyed seeing Blaine in those tiny shorts. I mean seriously it was like he was deliberately trying to tease me! Why had I ever told him that I wanted to be just friends and nothing more? If you know the answer to that question then could you please explain it to me as I would really like to know what it is. This week Glee club was supposed to be off but Blaine and Trouty had decided to step in and so as a result it was Guilty Pleasures Week and we were all supposed to embrace our secret pleasures in front of the rest of the group and it was going to help make us a better team or something like that. I was just glad that Brittany hadn't decided to take over and actually use her theme of songs about sweaters. But despite that I still wasn't really that keen on the theme because I suppose my main guilty pleasure is one Blaine Anderson. Damn just being friends and saying I don't want more. Seriously it was a freaking stupid thing to say. Only one other person knew about my huge crush on Blaine and that person was my best friend who was currently walking up behind me. "Look Sebastian if you want to get with Blaine you need to impress him."
"And how do you suggest that I do that Kitty? Remember we're 'just friends'" I said turning round in order to face my best friend."And how the hell did you manage to get changed out of your Wham outfit so quickly?" Me and Kitty had first become best friends during the auditions for Grease when she wanted to be Sandy and wanted me to be her Danny. We went up against Bieber Junior and Berry Junior in a dance off to Born To Hand Jive. We were clearly the best choice for the parts but at that point Finn still seemed to have something against me for the blackmail pictures from last year for some reason I mean it wasn't even like I'm I'm Tumblr talented at Photoshopping and only an idiot would have believed they were genuine. Or maybe we didn"t get it because they were worried about causing a sex riot from seeing me in a leather jacket. But after our failed attempt at Grease I convinced Kitty join Glee club and since then me and her had been more or less inseparable.
"You get a lot of practise getting changed quickly on the Cheerios. I mean just look at the Sunshine Twins over there." answered Kitty. She pointed down the corridor to where Blaine and Brittany were walking out of the auditorium both of them had also changed out of their Wham outfits and into their regular clothes as well. "As for you getting your boy that's easy. Him and Trouty are running Glee club this week so you should sing something for this ridiculous guilty pleasures theme. That way you can show him how you really feel about him, he'll be impressed that you actually listened to his theme and he will also be impressed by your emotional vulnerability."
I had to admit that Kitty had made a very good point but there was just one problem. I wasn't even remotely willing to share my guilty pleasure let alone sing one of their songs to the rest of New Directions. "Good plan but one flaw. What do I sing?"
"Err your guilty pleasure. Were you not listening to what I just said?" Kitty replied. "I'll help you out with it because if you don't have a partner I know you're going to end up chickening out of telling him." Kitty had guessed exactly what I was thinking which once again convinced me that Santana wasn't the only one with a psychic third eye. "So then what's your guilty pleasure?"
"Promise you won't laugh at me or tease me because of it?" I asked Kitty. She nodded so I took a deep breath and filled my lungs to both physically and mentally prepare myself to reveal my great big guilty pleasure for the first time ever to another living person. "It's the Spice Girls."
"Are you joking?" The look on her face made me instantly regret revealing my love of Ginger, Sporty, Scary, Baby and Posh. But she'd agreed to not mock me or laugh at me so therefore my retaliation would be perfectly allowed. However my brief moment of doubt couldn't have been more wrong. "They're my guilty pleasure as well but I can honestly say I didn't see that revelation about you even remotely on the horizon. How big a fan are you?"
"Well I went to London last year to watch the Olympic Closing Ceremony just to see the girls reunite." I confessed. It was true. I went to the Olympics to see the sport, in particular the swimming I mean why wouldn't I be into the swimming? But I stayed in London until the Closing Ceremony just to see the Spice Girls because I really wanted to see them live just once. I'd have been only three when the Spiceworld Tour happened, so a bit too young to go see it! I couldn't get hold of tickets anywhere to go see The Return Of The Spice Girls tour, and also I was only twelve at the time.
"Well it looks like if you wanna get with Blaine you're going to have to spice up your life."
Sam POV
I walked through the library holding a book trying to find Blaine because I needed to talk to him. We weren't supposed to use the library as a short cut for some reason, despite the fact that we've used in during loads of performances for Glee club. I'd learnt shortly after arriving at McKinley that if you had a book with you so it looked like you were using the library for work then you could easily get away with actually using it as a short cut. As I turned around a corner I saw Blaine in his Cheerios uniform, it still felt weird seeing him wearing it, sat on one of the chairs with his feet resting on the desk. He had a book with him to look like he was doing work so that he could get away with having his feet on the desk. I thought for a moment about what I wanted to tell him as I went over the conversation in my mind and then said it out loud. "Dude your Guilty Pleasures theme is great and how it's inspired everyone is really cool. But aside from Wham you haven't actually said what your guilty pleasure is yet."
"I don't really have any." lied Blaine. I don't know anything about Psychology but it was really obvious that he was lying from both the way that he had said it and also how he was looking down in order to avoid looking at me whilst he said it. He really needed to work on being able to lie more convincingly.
"You really can't lie dude." I told him. Blaine really should have know me well enough by now to know that he couldn't get me to give up that easily.
"Alright my guilty pleasure is watching shopping channels." said Blaine. I'm fairly sure that Blaine had never seen a shopping channel in his entire life and he looked as if he had just named the first thing that had came into his head that could be vaguely passed off as a guilty pleasure.I kind of felt a bit insulted by his lack of effort at attempting to create a decent lie and I wasn't even close to giving up until he told me exactly what his guilty pleasure was.
"You're still lying."
"Fine my guilty pleasure is that I am in love with Sebastian Smythe." admitted Blaine after taking a deep breath. Well that was a twist I'd certainly been expecting it was as predictably obvious as who River Song really was and it also meant that Tina owed me 10 bucks. I'd thought for a while that Blaine was into Sebastian and it seemed pretty obvious to me that Sebastian would be a lot better for Blaine than Kurt ever was. I mean Kurt was alright but to be honest he was possessive, didn't give Blaine enough freedom and was just kinda boring. But Sebastian on the other hand would give Blaine freedom he needed, comfort him, provide vastly more interesting conversation and their different personalities would balance each other out. Trust me I'm a shipper I know what makes a good couple.
"I knew it!" I enthusiastically said. Now I just had to find out how long he had been into Sebastian. "How long have you been into him? Since the Sadie Hawkins dance?"
"Before that." said Blaine simply.
I thought for a moment then realised that it was obvious. "Was it seeing him dressed up as the Dark Emerald singing Holding Out For A Hero with Kitty during Superhero week?"
"No it was before that." said Blaine with laugh thinking about the memory of the performance from the two Supervillains.
I thought for another moment when it could have begun then I realised that there was another really obvious occasion that seemed likely that it could have been when it started. "Was it when he walked into the auditorium unexpectedly at the end of Call Me Maybe to say that he'd transferred from Dalton to McKinley?"
"It was before that." I gave up Blaine was just going to have to tell me when he'd started liking Sebastian. "It was back last year when I first started to have feelings for him. Before you came back to McKinley I went to Dalton to give the Warblers tickets for West Side Story and saw him singing Uptown Girl. It was the first time that I'd met him and his voice gave me chills and I feel for him."
Blaine POV
I walked into the auditorium with the rest of the New Direction except Tina, Kitty, Marley and Brittany who nobody had all rushed off straight after classes finished. And actually were where Sugar and Joe as well? Sebastian had asked us to come to the auditorium for his performance for this weeks theme. He now stood at the centre of the stage wearing a pair of tight black skinny jeans and a tight black t-shirt both of which perfectly showed of his amazing body whilst still leaving certain details to the imagination. Basically he looked really good. Sam squeezed my shoulder and smiled at me with raised eyebrows and a knowing look. Sebastian looked down from the stage at his audience and addressed his fellow Glee club members. "So our theme this week is guilty pleasures well here's one of my guilty pleasures. Hope you enjoy the show."
"La la la la la la la la la, La la la la la la la,
La la la la la la la la la, La la la la la la la,"
I instantly recognised what the song was as soon as the music started and my smile became bigger than it already was. Sebastian was going to sing Spice Up Your Life! From behind the curtain Sebastian was joined on stage by the missing members of the New Directions. Based on his tight black outfit Sebastian was obviously Posh Spice. From the track suit she was wearing Brittany was Sporty Spice, Marley had her hair in pig tails so that meant that she was Baby Spice, Kitty was wearing the infamous Union Jack dress so she was obviously Ginger Spice and Tina was wearing leopard skin so she Scary Spice.
"When you're feelin' sad and low,
We will take you where you gotta go,
Smiling dancing everything is free,
All you need is positivity,
Colors of the world, Spice up your life,
Every boy and every girl, Spice up your life,
People of the world, Spice up your life, aahh
Slam me to the left, If you're havin' a good time,
Shake it to the right, If you know that you feel fine,
Chicas to the front, Huh huh and go round,"
Only Sebastian could manage to look ridiculous yet also insanely sexy. Damn the way that he had just started to move his hips and just wow Sebastian has really good hips. The tight black skinny jeans were really working to their advantage as he slammed them to the left and shook them to the right. Why did we have to be just friends? Why did Sebastian say he didn't want any more?
"Slam me to the left, If you're havin' a good time,
Shake it to the right, If you know that you feel fine,
Chicas to the front, Huh huh, hi ci ja hold tight,
La la la la la la la la la, La la la la la la la,
La la la la la la la la la, La la la la la la la,
Yellow man in Timbuctoo, Color for both me and you,
Kung Fu fighting, dancing queen,
Tribal spaceman and all that's in between,
Colors of the world, Spice up your life,
Every boy and every girl, Spice up your life,
People of the world, Spice up your life, aahh,
Slam me to the left, If you're havin' a good time,
Shake it to the right, If you know that you feel fine,
Chicas to the front, Huh huh and go round,
Huh huh, hi ci ja hold tight,
Flamenco, lambada, but hip hop is harder,
We moonwalk the Foxtrot, then polka the salsa,
Shake it shake it shake it haka,
Shake it shake it shake it haka, Arriba ahaa,
Colors of the world, Spice up your life,
Every boy and every girl, Spice up your life,
People of the world, Spice up your life, aahh,
Slam me to the left, If you're havin' a good time,
Shake it to the right, If you know that you feel fine,
Chicas to the front, Huh huh, hi ci ja hold tight,"
When the performance finished I was the first one straight on to my feet with the well deserved standing ovation. To say that I was impressed would have been an enormous understatement. I was beyond proud of him. Sebastian had previously always seemed kind of distant from the rest of the group, which I had long suspected had something to do with the whole McKinley being a public school thing. Yes he had completely unforgettable solos and yes he had friends here such as me and Sam and Kitty but it had never really felt as if he wanted to belong with the rest of the New Directions. I'd unsuccessfully tried several times to reach out to Sebastian and pull him into the group a bit more. But it appeared that all I needed was positivity and a bit of Girl Power. As the joint leader of Glee club this week I felt obliged to ask Sebastian about his performance and also try to do so without gushing too much about just how utterly sexy I'd thought his performance was. "So Sebastian what inspired you to share your Spice love with us?"
"I told Kitty that the Spice Girls are my guilty pleasure and she convinced me that I had to do a Spice Girls number. Then we needed to get a Sporty, a Baby and a Scary so after not very much convincing Tina, Brittany and Marley decided to join us." Sebastian said. I noticed that he'd just refered to everyone by their real names and thinking about it Sebastian had recently stopped making up insulting names for everyone. When and why had he started doing that? I was woken up from my thinking by Kitty coughing loudly and dramatically. Sebastian started to talk again so I guess the cough was meant to prompt him to say something else. "I also did it because I wanted you to really notice me and be impressed by me because I really respect you and like you." Sebastian's words faltered. He was never normally unsure of what he was saying. It must be something really important then if he was. "Because you see... Blaine Anderson I love you."
Well that was certainly unexpected. That was exactly what I'd been wanting to hear for ages and now I'd just heard it. And it was real and Sebastian actually loved me. And just wow!
"Sebastian the thing is you see..." Now I was the one who was stumbling over their words. "That is what I've been wanting to hear for ages. And I want to give us a go. I want to be your boyfriend. And I want to make it last forever. Yes Sebastian Smythe I wanna be your lover because I completely and utterly love you." You know those times when you get a bit overwhelmed and so you don't really think about what you're saying and then suddenly a load of words just come out tumbling out? Yeah well this was one of those times. Sebastian jumped down off the stage and walked over to where I was still stood up. He pulled me into a passionate and cuddly hug. My first hug with my new boyfriend! It was everything I could have hoped for and more. Sebastian was everything and more that I could have hoped for in a boyfriend. He was perfect and he was mine. I was vaguely aware that the rest of the New Directions had started cheering for us at getting together.
Well apart from one voice that unmistakably belonged to Kitty shouting "At last!"
Spice Up Your Life by Spice Girls
This story was originally meant to be for Seblaine Week however I had to drop out of that but I still decided to keep hold of this story just incase I wanted to revisit it at some point. I then started to develop it as a chapter of a longer story but that longer story didn't work out. However determined to be able to share Guiltier Pleasures with the world I adapted it into the one-shot you just read. I hope you enjoyed.