Here's chapter one! i may not update quickly cause its not like there are a billion songs i can think of to Percy Jackson-ify. :D Anyways guys, submit your lyric ideas in a review or, if i remember, i might put up a poll on what song i should do next, and i am open to anonymous votes and reviews. BTW; the *** are in case you don't understand the lyrics and I will explain in the Author's Note below the song. Enjoy!

(This is a parody of 'This City' by Patrick Stump, featuring Lupe Fiasco)

"Camp Half-Blood"

Percy Jackson (ft. Clarisse La Rue)

Clarisse-

Now what if I told you that Ares was the best,

And my cabin was a threat to the rest...

And my cabin was a threat to the rest

Percy-

Camp Half-Blood is for half-gods,

Then there's satyrs, dryads, nymphs

First you get claimed here,

Then you can stay here,

And if I have my way, I'm gonna train...

From the arena,

To every crop*,

It's always warm* never storming or downright stupid hot, hot,

From the problems all the way to the solutions, yeah,

Forget all the Titans and the monsters, we can do this, o-o-oh

Camp Half-Blood is for half-gods,

Then there's satyrs, dryads, nymphs

First you get claimed here,

Then you can stay here,

And if I have my way, I'm gonna train here,

To fight, uh huh (x8)

Clarisse-

Now what if I told you that Ares was the best?

And my cabin was a threat to the rest,

But you can't rest inside my cabin,

My cabin's so mean, why you intrested?

And they should accept I won't wear a dress,

Come to my cabin, certain people can't step,

And, yeah, I'm talkin' 'bout Aphrodite's kin*,

Ain't sorry my brother can't let you in,

Cause the patience value is already down to a level that's,

Economically unacceptable and socially tabu fast to live around you,

Uh, uh, now what you gon' do?

But we root for the same team 'cause demigods have weird dreams,

They're a bad reality,

Actually, mine is a bad education and camp domination,

Despite all the above I love*...

Percy-

Camp Half-Blood is for half-gods,

Then there's satyrs, dryads, nymphs,

First you get claimed here,

Then you can stay here,

And if I have my way, I'm gonna train here,

To fight, uh huh (x8)

And you can take our arrows,

You can take our flame*,

But you're never gonna make this camp go away,

Cause you can burn it to the ground,

I'll just make a flood, ichor's in my blood (AN- :D i was so proud of this line!)

Camp Half-Blood is for half-gods,

Then there's satyrs, dryads, nymphs,

First you get claimed here,

Then you can stay here,

And if I have my way, I'm gonna train here,

To fight, uh huh (x8)

To fight...

*By crop, I mean the strawberry fields.

*There's protection around the camp so that it usually doesn't have normal weather.

*By kin, I do mean her kids :)

*I know she wouldn't say love, but work with me here. I made this laying in my bed during a full 10 minutes, and I think it's pretty impressive for that. ;D

*Flame was the only thing that would rhyme so I kept it like it was a kind of metaphor... Yeah :D

R&R!