Disclaimer: I don't own fullmetal alchemist or anything like that but OMG I WISH I DID BECAUSE IF I DID THEN OMG ED WOULD SO BE MINE HAHAHAHA but anyway i dont so read my fic!
"im gong to the store niisan." I said to my brother al and al was like
"ok bye ed."
I walkeded down the house and down the raod to the store. I was hungry for some apples because we only get apples in my hometown and not where I live for the military. My leg that isn't real clanks with metal as I walk down the paved road.
"hi I want two apples please."
"ok, her, kid." The lady at the shop gives me two apples and I shake the fist in her face.
"AREW YOU CALLING ME SHORT CUZ DON'T!"
When I walked out of the shop while munching on the two apples I noticed it had stopped raining and the street was more crowded with people buying stuff and suddenly I saw this person with long dark hair. I drop my apples and ran up to him
"OMG ENVY WHAT R U DOING HERE?"
"oh look its ed" envy laughed and threw his arm around me.
"let me go envy."
"no I don't think so."
"let me go
envy."
"gimme a kiss first." Envy tried to kiss me and I
punch him with my fullmetal fist of furry and he fell backwards and
held his face and started to cry.
"ouch you chibi san that hurt im going to tell gluttony and hell eat you!"
"try it envy san and ill beat him too!"
"I love you!" envy tried to grab my hand but I pull away.
'I don't love you I love winree."
"youle pay for this!" envy shouted as he ran off while crying and I walked home. The end.