A.N.: Hi, all! These drabbles will range from heartfelt family to utter ridiculousness. I hope you enjoy the first of many of these!
Chapter 1: Uni, Uni, Uni, Unicorns!
One day, King Arthur found an injured unicorn.
"MERLIN! I found an injured unicorn!" Merlin, who had been watching the horses, ran in from the left, tripped over a low branch, and rolled towards Arthur.
At the sight of the hurt unicorn, Merlin began bawling. This made Arthur feel even more horrible and he too started to cry. A Druid girl came and collected their tears.
"Don't not weep King Arthur, nor you, Emrys. I can save this poor creature."
She conjured up a flat surface to work on.
"Emrys, do you have any rabbit fur?" Merlin plucked some fur from a fluffy bunny he was carrying.
"Thank you. Now, the spell. Yare' theso mane' soonzbout ranbos" she chanted calmly. The unicorn sprang back into action.
Agravaine, who had noticed the disappearance of his nephew and the stupid boy Marlon, or whatever his name was, came strolling lazily onto the scene to see if Morgana had killed them. He saw the girl use magic.
"Arthur! Arrest her!"
"No way, she saved the pretty unicorn!"
"But she used magic, Arthur!"
"Oh, look! It's Morgana undressing!" Merlin yelled, pointing. Agravaine looked around and was thoroughly disappointed to find out elsewise.
"Uncle, you are under arrest for treason."
"NO!"
"Yes! Oh, Emrys, now you don't have to worry about the creep!" the Druid girl said as she hugged Merlin.
"I didn't do anything," the bashful warlock mumbled.
"You saved a few dozen serving girls from being in bed with him. That's enough for me."