Chapter one: the skater and the sketcher.

Let's roll.

"Hey cutie my names roller brawl, friends call me roll but you can call me what ever you want" I said winking in the mirror trying to imagine talking to The girl I'd seen a couple of minutes(1) ago, she was so cool and strong and creative and to top it off pretty, I finally under stood why people never asked out who they liked.

"What are you doing?," I almost screamed when the voice of my granddad cut through the silence, he simply sto- uh floated there as I regained my bearings,

"I'm trying to work up the courage to ask out someone I like grandpa, any advice?"

Night-shift moved his ethereal gloved 'hand' to his chin and began to stroke his chin "depends little one, whose hand do you seek?"

Yeah knew he'd ask,

Flashback: an hour ago.

Master eon had called some of the older skylanders to meet the new 'super-chargers' me and my grandpa were in attendance to represent the undead element, spyro and star cast were representing magic, stealth elf and tree Rex life, zapp and chill water, sprocket(2) tech, flashwing and crusher were earth, but I didn't notice any others, we stood as our respective types came to us, and that's when I met her,

She was clearly in the wrong line but I didn't have the heart to tell her, at first glance she's a faun and one who's very fond of pink, a large brush in her back told me she was an artist,

As I was checking her out she said something that broke me out of my thoughts, but I didn't catch it realising I had been caught I said " excuse me?," she seemed to be surprised and said louder "I'm sorry to bother you, but I'm a magic type am I in the wright line?"

and she's a magic type, which wasn't bad but most fauns tended to be… traditionalists

so even if she was gay like me she'd never admit it, and even if she did she'd want a life skylander like stealth elf, or a water skylander like chill or even an earth skylander like flashwing, but not an undead skylander like hex, cynder, or me.

However I never gave up, so even if there was a chance she might like me I'd have to hear her say no before I'd stop asking her out, I'd have to work up the courage to do so,

Unfortunately she still wanted to know where she was supposed to be, and I couldn't speak due to nerves,

fourtunatly for me I wasn't alone so instead of embarrassing myself by saying something weird my granddad pointed her to spyro and she thanked us and walked away,

and I'd be lying if I said my eyes was focused on anything but her cute little- I shook my head and we met our newest editions to the undead element,

And after showing them to the undead dorms(3) I found myself staring in the mirror,

Flashback: over,

Explaining this to my grandpa (with some omissions like instead of watching her butt sway as she walked away I was instead watching Flynn try to beat thumpbacks how many hotdogs can you eat in a single bite record(4), but I don't think he believed me on that part,)

"It's simple little one, ask her out" my granddad helpfuly supplied before floating away,

Despite this I decided to continue trying to work up the courage to ask out this faun on a date, even if it sounds kinda weird and she says no.

An hour ago Splat's POV,

Oh my god, I'm a skylander!

yes! yes! yes! Not only am I a hero, but I finally

Have a good excuse to leave that stuffy village before they decided to throw me in prison for being gay, experiment my ass, and if this is a 'phase' it's not going away until I die,

Now now splat, I should focus on better things, Like all the cuties I'll get to meet, like hex, cynder, stealth elf, sprocket and chil- wait is that?

OH MY GOD!

IT IS! ITS ROLLER BRAWL the single sexiest lesbian on the planet, undead roller derby champion(5), voted sexiest Vampire of all time, no.1 in the top five sportswoman/sportsman of 2000s -end of time, one of the hottest skylanders since swap force, one of the greatest skylanders, and most wanted on playboy and even more demanded on playgirl, no.1 of skylands top five gay women, and my personal hero/ideal girlfriend SHE'S HERE TODAY!

My feet started moving before I could stop them and by the time I realised it I was looking into the lavender eyes of a sexy vampire lesbian, and I realised I was in the wrong line this was where undead skylanders were supposed to go,

wait maybe this is my chance I can finally talk to my hero, I mean she probably won't hold it against me anyway, and hey I can ask her out too, even if she says no at least I'll have asked,

I took a deep breath, okay splat this is easy introduce yourself, ask about her, and see if a date is at all possible, unfortunately the before I said anything I cast a glimpse at those extremely kissable lips, and blurted out, but not loud enough to hear "gods I wish you'd kiss me" she shook her head and I just realised I'd said that, I've never been happier to be covered head to toe in pink fur, if I wasn't I'd be as red as blood,

thinking quickly I said "I'm sorry to bother you, but I'm a magic type am I in the wright line?," her ganddad who I hadn't even realised was there pointed over to a line on the other side of his granddaughter, and I nodded and thanked them both before shyly walking away,

As I was my mind constantly played the scene over and over again while at first I was shaming myself, after the seventh time I realised she was checking me out, but that couldn't be,

… could it?

I decided to add a little sway to my hips and after a minute of walking I slyly and slowly turned around, to see her eyes glued to my ass, which meant only one thing,

well now that I think about it it could mean a few things,

BUT it could COULD mean she found me attractive and if she did…

I MIGHT HAVE A CHANCE TO MAKE 'THE ROLLER BRAWL' MY GIRLFRIEND, or at least a bestie,

Giggling to myself I walked toward the magic line and began to learn about my place in the sky lands, but more on that next time