This is a short one about Sam and Frodo. If you don't like hobbit slash, it's simple.

DON'T READ - Don't say I didn't warn you.

sung to the tune of the chorus of 'Air Hostess' bu Busted

Frodo:

Sam Gamgee

I like the way you look at me

I usually hate to travel

But I feel much better

Spent some time

Writing you a love letter

... ...

I messed my pants

When you danced

... ...

Will I see you soon

In a Prancing Pony room

For a lil romance in Bree

Sam Gamgee

If I'm not wrong, these are the actual lyrics:

Air hostess

I like the way you dress

I usually hate to fly

But I feel much better

Spending my time

Writing you a love letter

... ...

I messed my pants

When we flew over France

... ...

Will I see you soon

In a hotel room

For a holiday romance

Air hostess

I THINK.