Kuwabara, having a naturally attuned spirit sense, felt something was amiss. After all, the energy that flows through ever living creature that lives in this universe of ours also happens to make up the fabric of it.
The redhead quickly tried calling his girlfriend, Yukina. No reply.
"Oh, jeez... what if something happened to her...? Ah, you're being silly, Kuwabara... or... am I...? Gah, shes not answering the phone, you doofus... no need to go call the cops..."
"Kuwabara? Whats your deal?"
Kuwabara looked over to his bitchy sister, "I feel like... somethings wrong... like... there's a great disturbance in the force..."
His older sister took a drag of her cigarette and blew a ring of smoke into the air, "Yeah, Star Wars references are cool and all. Why don't you go talk to your boyfriend about it?"
"I'M NOT GAY!" screamed Kuwabara as he stormed out, fast on his way to Yusuke's place.
Kuwabara had walked in, and found Yusuke's mother gagging on her own vomit. After helping the drunken woman out of her predicament, the Fighter of Love went back to Yusuke's room, "Hey, Urameshi, I think somethings wron-"
Yusuke was on his bed... over Yukina... and he was... plowing her.
Kuwabara screeched rather girlishly, "URAMESHI?! YUKINA?! HOW COULD YOU?!"
While Yukina sobbed a bit and hid behind a pillow, Yusuke smirked and slicked back his hair like the slick-ass, big dicked gangster he was, "Ya see, Kuwabara, I just took out my willy-"
Suddenly, Hiei walked in, a stack of cds in his arms, "Thanks for letting me borrow your Rod Stewart cds, Yusuke. It really gets Mukuro in the mood- HOLY SHIT! YUSUKE! HOW COULD YOU PORK MY SISTER AND NOT EXPECT ME TO CHOP OFF YOUR TESTACLES AFTERWORDS?!"
Kuwabara nodded his head, "Yeah, Urameshi! How could you pork Hiei's sister... and not... expect... uh... oh... my Lord... I've been sleeping with Hiei's sister...
Yomi then came out of fucking nowhere in scrubs, holding up a clipboard. He could hear the letters, apparently.
"Sup, assholes? After finding out my home dawg Kurama betrayed me, I became disillusioned with my life as a king and decided to become a doctor. Anywho, Yukina, you have herpes. And not just any herpes... The Devil's Herpes. It's basically super herpes for demons, and any manwhore that has slept with you is basically fucked now."
Yusuke smiled proudly, "HA! Good thing my ancestor was Raizen! He fucked so many bitches, he basically became immune to STDs, and he passed that sacred knowledge down to me before trying to eat me... without any mustard or chili, or any topping of the sort. Sorry 'bout that, Kuwabara. Hey, Kuwabara? Where did he go?"
Hiei pointed towards the floor, where Kuwabara was laying face down in a pool of his own blood, a Spirit Sword protruding from his back.