A/N: Oh, one more thing……. I make an appearance!!! ^_^
Disclaimer: I don't own anything but myself….
*blah, blah, blah* - A/N's
Allen stared at Dilandau in shock. "You're – you're Cerena?! No…. no…… it can't be……… no………"
Dilandau turned to Folken. "WHAT DO YOU MEAN, I'M THIS – THIS PATHETIC BAKA'S SISTER?!!! I AM THE LORD OF ZAIBACH, LEADER OF THE DRAGONSLAYERS!!! AND, BAKA, IN CASE YOU HAVEN'T NOTICED, I'M MALE!!!"
Folken smirked. "You were Cerena Schezar when Zaibach caught you, Dilandau. We had a gender-altering machine, and we saw that you had an evil side just waiting to come out. So we brought it out, and switched your gender along the way." *Thank you Hitomi_Fanel for this information, if you should happen to read this!*
"YOU"RE LYING!!! MOERO!!!!!!!!" Dilandau whipped out his flamethrower and –
"Okay, I don't want no deaths in this fic," a voice popped up. A girl with raven-hair and brown eyes, framed by a pair of somewhat oval-shaped lens emerged from the shadows. *Yes, I actually look like that.*
"WHO THE HELL ARE YOU?!" Dilandau screamed. "HOW DARE YOU INTERRUPT ME WHEN I'M IN THE PROCESS OF BURNING SOMEONE!!!!!!!!!"
"I'M THE AUTHOR, SO I CAN DO WHATEVER I WANT!!!" the girl screamed. She suddenly flushed. Oops, she thought. I just yelled at bishonen psycho who could kill me – wait, he can't do –
"DIE, B*TCH!!!" Dilandau screamed, and aimed his flamethrower at her. The fire shot out, and headed toward the girl. She raised her hand, and it froze a few feet away from her. She snapped her fingers, and the fire disappeared.
Everyone looked at the girl in confusion… except for Dilandau. He looked like he could strangle her right that instant.
"Who – who are you?" Hitomi asked. Everyone else present echoed her question.
"I'm sky mage."
Silence. ::chirp, chirp::
"Oookkkkaaayyyyy……. A mage is someone who has magical powers, and since I'm 'sky' mage, I have powers as vast as the sky!!!"
More silence. ::err…. no chirps….. the crickets died from the long span of time::
"Never mind."
"May I acquire what brings your presence, my Lady?" Allen asked politely.
"I'm not a Lady!!! I'm a mage!!! Why can't people get that?!" sky mage screamed.
She mentally slapped herself on the forehead. Oh, great. Now I yell at a bishonen knight who can also – oh wait. Keep forgetting no one can kill me….
"Um….. well then," Allen said in confusion.
"Just call me sky mage, 'kay?"
"Um…."
Dilandau had his anger building up during that episode. "WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU DOING HERE?!!!" he screamed.
Sky mage looked brightly at him. "I'm here for one reason, and one reason only."
"What's that?" Van asked.
"To split Dilandau from Cerena!"
"You can do that?!" Folken exclaimed.
"Of course I can, you baka!" sky mage snapped. "I'm a mage, remember?"
"Er……."
"Forget it!"
Sky mage looked at all present. "Do you all want Cerena to split from Dilandau? I must have an unanimous agreement for this to work."
Everyone looked at everyone else. "Uh…. sure…. why not?" they replied.
"Okay, then." Sky mage clapped her hands together brightly. "Now we can get started."
"Do you need any help with the preparations?" Migel asked.
"I have powers as vast as the sky!!! I do not need to do bothersome preparations!!!" she yelled. Then she added happily, "But thank you for volunteering!"
Everyone sweatdropped.
"I just need Dilandau to stand right in front of me. And no one else can be in my line of vision, or it'll mess up the whole thing."
Everyone backed away. Dilandau, however, did not move.
"How do I know you're going to do what you said you'll do?" he asked skeptically, and, thankfully, no longer screaming.
"This is what the whole fic's about!!! Of course I'm going to do what I said I'll do!!!"
"Oh…." Dilandau, for the first time, looked sheepish. *I bet that'll be so kawaii! ^_^*
Dilandau moved in front of sky mage.
"Okay…" sky mage began chanting.
By the powers I possess
Make the one I see
Become two beings
One a he
The other a she
So mote it be!
Dilandau began splitting, and a female version of him began to emerge. Hitomi, Millerna, and Merle, not used to seeing these things, cringed visibly at the sight. *You know, like the Animorphs, when they morph, only someone comes out of the other person, or something like that* Van showed a faint look of disgust.
When the process was finished, sky mage waved her hand. "Sayonara, everybody!"
Dilandau raised his flamethrower and aimed it at her.
"Enjoy your new addition to the group!" she said quickly, and disappeared just as fire flamed pass where she was a second ago.
"Oh oniisan," Cerena cried, tears streaming down her cheeks.
"Imooto….. oh, my dear Cerena," Allen said, and the two long lost siblings embraced.
Millerna cried, muttering something about that being beautiful. Dilandau, twitching angrily that he couldn't burn the girl who called herself sky mage, settled at burning Millerna.
No one seemed to notice. *I wonder why?*
A/N: Okay, I did not see the end of Escaflowne *curse you, Fox Kids. MOERO!!!* so I have no idea how the characters realized Dilandau was actually Cerena…. this is my version on how that happened, but anyways, review!!!