Hermione walked down the hall to her Transfiguration class, singing softly
to herself:
"Diarrhea, uh uh, diarrhea, uh uh, Don't sit, stress, strain, just sit and let it drain."
And a little louder- "Diarrhea, uh uh, diarrhea, uh uh, When you're climin' up a ladder and you hear somethin' SPLATTER."
And louder still- "Diarrhea, uh uh, diarrhea, uh uh, Some people think it's funny but it's really brown and runny!"
And louder- (A/N didn't see that one comin', didja?) "Diarrhea, uh uh, diarrhea, uh uh, when you feel your stomach churnin', and your butt is a-burnin'!!!"
And the loudest of all- "DIARRHEA, UH UH, DIARRHEA, UH UH, WHEN YOU FEEL SOMETHIN' RUNNY RUNNING DOWN YOUR LEG LIKE HONEY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! DIARRHEA, UH UH, DIARRHEA, UH UH-"
She stopped abruptly when she saw the look on Draco's face as she passed by him.
"What the crap were you singing?!" Draco demanded.
"Errrrrr....nothing. Learned it at camp! Really catchy tune, huh?"
"Whatever, Mudblood."
They were about to continue on their separate ways, when Draco turned around and said,"Hey, Mudblood. By the way, I know that song.... I really like that song."
"Well then, Ferret, do want to sing it with me?"
"Why would I want to sing with a Mudblood like you?"
"Because you like the song so much, I thought you would like to!"
"Oh, nevermind, let's just sing it and get it over with."
And so they went on their merry way in a rousing song of "Diarrhea."(A/N uh uh.) And while they were singing this, students were rushing past them to get to the nearest loo, restroom, pot, can, watercloset, toiletten, etc.
WARNING: This turns out to be a spell so if you know the right tune and the way to sing, do not! I REPETE! DO NOT! The countercurse song is unknown so do not sing the song! If you do the person who hears this song will have severe diarrhea for a year. And mind you, they will haunt you. The singer(s) will not be inflicted. There is one spell that is probably very complex that we do not know of at the moment, but when we do know it, we'll post it, we promise.
Honoured to remain,
Deeply yours,
The Sick Sisters
"Diarrhea, uh uh, diarrhea, uh uh, Don't sit, stress, strain, just sit and let it drain."
And a little louder- "Diarrhea, uh uh, diarrhea, uh uh, When you're climin' up a ladder and you hear somethin' SPLATTER."
And louder still- "Diarrhea, uh uh, diarrhea, uh uh, Some people think it's funny but it's really brown and runny!"
And louder- (A/N didn't see that one comin', didja?) "Diarrhea, uh uh, diarrhea, uh uh, when you feel your stomach churnin', and your butt is a-burnin'!!!"
And the loudest of all- "DIARRHEA, UH UH, DIARRHEA, UH UH, WHEN YOU FEEL SOMETHIN' RUNNY RUNNING DOWN YOUR LEG LIKE HONEY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! DIARRHEA, UH UH, DIARRHEA, UH UH-"
She stopped abruptly when she saw the look on Draco's face as she passed by him.
"What the crap were you singing?!" Draco demanded.
"Errrrrr....nothing. Learned it at camp! Really catchy tune, huh?"
"Whatever, Mudblood."
They were about to continue on their separate ways, when Draco turned around and said,"Hey, Mudblood. By the way, I know that song.... I really like that song."
"Well then, Ferret, do want to sing it with me?"
"Why would I want to sing with a Mudblood like you?"
"Because you like the song so much, I thought you would like to!"
"Oh, nevermind, let's just sing it and get it over with."
And so they went on their merry way in a rousing song of "Diarrhea."(A/N uh uh.) And while they were singing this, students were rushing past them to get to the nearest loo, restroom, pot, can, watercloset, toiletten, etc.
WARNING: This turns out to be a spell so if you know the right tune and the way to sing, do not! I REPETE! DO NOT! The countercurse song is unknown so do not sing the song! If you do the person who hears this song will have severe diarrhea for a year. And mind you, they will haunt you. The singer(s) will not be inflicted. There is one spell that is probably very complex that we do not know of at the moment, but when we do know it, we'll post it, we promise.
Honoured to remain,
Deeply yours,
The Sick Sisters