The Doctor In Bensham
The Doctor flung open the doors of the Tardis and soon found himself in a back alley in what appeared to be England. Something soon caught his eye. Something gold and what appeared to be on fire around the corner. Screwdriver in hand the doctor went to inspect it. Turning the corner he saw what he most dreaded. A dalek. However it appeared to be dead. The top half of it was missing and smoke billowed out of what was left. The Doctor peered in the Casing of the dalek and saw that it appeared to be filled half to the top with water. Inside the water was what appeared to be the top half of a plastic bottle. This appeared to be the source of the smoke. The Doctor picked up the bottle for a closer look. It had tin foil wrapped around the neck and a strange brown stone was placed on top of it. Or what appeared to be stone. Scanning the stone with his sonic screwdriver he soon discovered it was actually resin of plant origin. Suddenly a strange looking man appeared. 'Hea Ye Daft cunt what the fuck do ye think your deeing with ma bukkit' he shouted. Quickly reaching for his psychic paper the Doctor shoved it in the face of this grubby native. 'You're a fuckin plant doctor?' he said with a tone that suggested he did not believe the doctor. "So am Ah, Ah'm Proffeser of Tac at Bensham university". "this'll make pra lethal fake ID to buy bella with." And with that the Doctor suddenly fell to the floor having being kicked in the genitals by the strange native. Pointing a primitive knife at the doctor he shouted "empty ya pockets ye dafty" Writhing in pain and confusion on the hard urine soaked pavement of the alley the doctor gave in. "Cheers Pal, here have some tac that wor Robot makes a lethul Bukkit". And with that the Man threw a lump of the strange resin the doctor had inspected moments before and ran off down the alley.