Sadly I don't own Naruto If I do, Sasori will take Sakura and they will have Smexual activities 24/7 and they will live together ETERNALLY.

So these are my old plotbunnies and well I wasn't planning to submit them here however I was tempted to do it after realizing there wasn't much fanfics to read on ... and I just hoped to urge someone to write fanfics which aren't mindless highschoo AU fanfics or Girls! Welcome to Akatsuki fanfics(Let's be more realistic guys... Akatsuki isn't a school organization... All Akatsuki members are criminals... they WON'T EVER train all kunoichis for NOTHING... )

Forgive me if I offended any of you. I'll just blame on Matthew Bellamy from the Muse for turning me even more blunt... *hides*

Gigi's Toy Box- AU SasoSaku plotbunnies or mindless drabbles

Toy1.

Sakura looked indifferently at a man who was seating on a luxury high quality Italian soft leather sofa, trying not to give out any slight hint of her nervousness.

" So would you take my offer to be the manager of my foodball team, Mr. Akasuna? "

The notorious genius manager looked back at her casually.

" .... Well, I might consider it if your team can provide something extra entertaining for me.. "

Sakura raised her perfectly shaped eyebrow.

" Which is..? "

" A proper snog from my dearest future chairman... "

" .... E-excuse me? "

" I'm sure you've heard that clearly... I wanna your lips on MINE. "

Additional info:

Sakura, a 17 years old girl who is obsessed with football for all her life, is forced to take over the job of her grandfather, Jiraiya as a chairman of her favourite football team since he's sent to prison with non comitted crime by a nasty crime lord who's pretending as a perfect gentleman but planning to make the team religated so that he can buy the team cheaper as his future investment..

Worse of all, Sakura finds out that grandfather has got a huge debt.

So she comes up the drastic measure to employ a eccentric, genius manager called Sasori Akasuna to rebuild the strength of the team.. However, can she put up with this chauvinistic, arrogant man for the sake of her team and bring a glory to the team in the premier league?

Toy2.

Sasori's eyes slightly narrowed as he noticed someone coming from opposite direction of a long hallway in the concert hall.

A beautiful, young rose petal colour haired woman in elegant deep scarlet dress was walking in an ethereal manner. As he glanced at a dark brown violin case in her pale arm, she softly smiled at Sasori as a greeting and was about to walk past him but halted as she felt a gentle yet firm grip on her slender wrist.

" Ah.. Aren't you that famous Miss. Sakura Haruno, a violin genius among nations? Would you mind if I ask you to play a piece of music for me now? You see, I'm feeling rather melancholic at the moment as my business has been being interrupted by someone called... ROSE... "

His cold garnets eyes pierced into mesmerizing, slightly widened emerald ones of the young violinist.

Additional info:

Sasori and Sakura are contract killers in different mafia family..

Sakura disguises as a professional violinist.. while Sasori's another profession is a artist. (sculptor)

She always carries her beautiful automatic sniper rifle, Ginette inside of her violin case. (I just loved the idea when I watched the film, Leon the Professional so I wanted to use it! )

Sasori, code name Scoprion is a top contract killer who works for Kaguya famliy(Sorry guys, but I'm kind tired of using Akatsuki all the time so I came up the idea to use some of my favourite character's family name instead) has but a another killer, code name Rose' has appears and starts messing around his killing.. basically she has been killing targets before him So Sasori searches to terminate another killer(Her) but when he finds her, instantly he was entranced and intrigued by this beautiful, smart, gorgeous killer, whose real identity is Sakura Haruno, a young music prodigy...

Toy3

Angsty SasoSaku drabble1

A hand of a rose petal haired girl grasped a letter from her mentor, firmly.. Her usually vibrant eyes were widened in despair...

' No.. No.. This can't be true! Why... why ?! '

The body of Sakura slowly slid down on a cold wall.

She shut her eyes not to let any tear fall from her large emerald eyes...

Dearest Sakura,

I'm so sorry... but the result of the recent test you took in the hospital has indicated that your body won't be capable to concieve as your body was permanently damaged with the poisoned blade Sasori Akatsuna used during your battle against the S-class Akatsuki member...

If you wish to know more of your result, let me know...

Tsunade

Unknown to Sakura, a shadowed figure had been watching every move she was making with a malicious smile on his flawless porcelaine face like a doll.

Additonal Infomation:

Sakura finds out that she can't ever have children because of the wounds she got from Sasori's poison blade during their fight.. It's so davasting for her cos recently Sasuke has come back to Hidden Leaves and he and Sakura is planning to rebuild the clan.. Yeah I know I'm so evl to write this... but when I read someone's livejournal where she or he said that it was good that Sasori didn't stab more close to womb or she coudlnt' have any chldren in future.. and yeah the plotbunny where Sasori DID actually stab her that part has popped in my head... *hides*

Hopefully some of you will like these drabbles. Just send me a note if anyone will fancy writing a continuation of these drabbles.