IT WAS TIME.
THE FINAL MATCH OF THE TOURNAMENT WAS ABOUT TO BEGIN.
NEKOMA VERSES KARASUNO, RIGHT HERE, RIGHT NOW HOLY SHIT I'M SO PUMPED LET'S DO THIS
BUT WAIT
IT'S A TOURNAMENT WHERE YOU SMACK AROUND BALLS
YOU KNOW WHAT THAT MEANS, DON'T YOU?
HELL YEAH IT MEANS HINATA NEEDS THE RESTROOM WORSE THAN THE DOG THAT BROKE INTO THE CHOCOLATE LAXATIVES
AND YOU KNOW WHAT ELSE?
THAT'S RIGHT. THERE THEY WERE, THOSE SHITTY DOUCHES WHO ALWAYS BLOCKED THE BATHROOM WITH THEIR FUCKING STARE DOWN BULLSHIT WHEN THEY'D ALREADY BEEN KNOCKED OUT OF THE TOURNIE!
"KARASUNO IS GONNA WIN WITH THEIR FIRSTIES, OBVIOUSLY, U PIECE OF SHIT ACE"
"NUH-UH! NEKOMA WILL, WITH THEIR HARDWORK DETERMINATION BULLSHIT"
GENERALLY, HINATA WAS TOO SCARED OF THEM TO TRY AND STOP THEM FROM ARGUING IN FRONT OF THE HOLY DOOR TO THE CRAPPER, BUT NOT TODAY!
TODAY HE WAS GONNA CRAP IF IT WAS THE LAST THING HE DID
"OH MY GOD SHUT THE FUCK UP YOU TALL ASS LOSERS"
"WAT"
"U HERD ME U PIECE OF SHIT STONER ALWAYS ARGUING HERE WHEN I NEED TO POOP"
"YA ACT LIKE WE HAVE SOME SUPERPOWER TO SENSE WHEN YA NEED TO SHIT"
"DON'T FUCKING SAY SHIT! GET OUT MY FACE I NEED TO POOP SO BAD IF U DON'T MOVE RN I'M GONNA DO IT RIGHT HERE"
AND THUS THEY GOT OUTTA THE WAY AND HINATA GOT TO SHIT
THE HAPPIEST ENDING IN THE WORLD PRAISE HESUS
AND ALSO KARASUNO WON BY ONE POINT THANKS TO YAMAGUCHI THANK YOU YAMS