Dustil's Dad
Sing to the tune of "Stacy's Mom"
Dustil's dad is really, really rad
Dustil's dad is really, really rad
Dustil's dad is really, really rad
Dustil's dad is really, really rad
Clap, clap, clap
Dustil can I come over after the duel? (after the duel)
You know Darth Malak, he's bein' really cru-u-u-u-uel (really cruel)
So your dad and me gotta kick his bum (kick his bum)
'Cuz if he wins, well that would be just freakin' du-u-u-u-umb (freakin' dumb)
You know, I'm not the evil chick that I used to be
I'm a good girl now, oh, baby can't you see?
Chorus:
Dustil's dad is really, really rad
He's all that I want to ever have had
Dustil can't you see, you're just not the guy for me
I know it might be bad but I'm in love with Dustil's dad
Dustil's dad is really, really rad
Dustil's dad is really, really rad
Clap, clap, clap
Dustil do you remember when I ran that pod race? (ran that pod race)
Your dad walked up, and said, "I think you won first pla-a-a-a-ace" (won first place)
Then we freed Bastilla, that whiny bitch (whiny bitch)
And all the prize money, it made us all really ri-i-i-i-ich (really rich)
And I know that you think it's just a fantasy
But since your mom blew up your dad could use a gal like me
Chorus
Man, and then we had to find those star maps (find those star maps)
Those Sith guys, they set a lot of evil tra-a-a-a-aps (evil traps)
But we beat them all every single time (every time)
They were so lame, you think that it should be a cri-i-i-i-ime (be a crime)
You know I used to be bad, but those times are gone
I won't betray you, so what the hell is wrong?
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Well then in the end, we knew we'd won (knew we'd won)
Malak and the Sith, well they were so long go-o-o-o-one (so long gone)
And the party after was a grand affair (grand affair)
With all those ships, confetti bein' thrown in the ai-i-i-i-ir (in the air)
Now me and Carth know we're meant to be
I love him now, and my Carth, he loves me!
Chorus