Disclaimers: Don't own Gundam Wing. I don't own Veggie Tales. Easy piesie japansie.
Note: The G-Boys have sort-of been spared. I am currently burrowing the colonists for this one… You'll understand why here in a minute. (And yes I know that the colonists turned on the G-Boys, but hey it works)
Gundams Are Better
(Another weird Veggie Tales parody this time to "God is Bigger")
By: Chibi Megami
[The colonists all gather…. Well somewhere really big cause lets face it, there are A LOT of colonists. They seem like very determined people and ones not to mess with, and have dedicated a song to the G-Boys that came and even though they turned on them fought on anyway. This is their song…]
Colonists: When we're hiding away…
From the OZ Dudes that are creeping…
We'll just laugh and say, "HEY CUT THAT OUT!"
And get back on with our living cause
We know the Gundams are better and are
Out there all the while, so when we get
Scared we think of them and close
Our eyes and smile!
[They all close their eyes and smile, while the G-Boys who had wondered in stare and gawk in shock.]
Colonists: Gundams are better than OZ mobile suits!
They're better than the Leos and the Aries in the air!
Oh Gundams are better than OZ mobile suits!
And they're fighting for you and me!
OZ Dude: So, are you frightened?
Colonists: No. Not really.
OZ Dude: Are you worried?
Colonists: Not a bit! Cause we know that no matter what will
Happen, the Gundam Pilots will take care of it!
OZ Dude: I'm sorry that you believe that since we're here now to
Repress you.
Colonists: Well, that's ok cause now we know the Gundam Pilots
Will be taking care of me!
[The G-Boys jaw drops to the floor. The OZ Dudes blink confusedly and the happy lil Colonists continue with their merry… er, song…]
Colonists: Gundams are better than OZ mobile suits!
They're better than the Leos or the Aries in the air!
Oh Gundams are better than OZ mobile suits!
And they're fighting for you and me!
Colony kid: ONE MORE TIME!!!
Colonists: Gundams are better than OZ mobile suits!
They're better than the Leos or the Aries in the air!
Oh Gundams are better than OZ mobile suits
And they're fighting for you and me!
They're fighting for you and me!
Colony kids: Fighting! Fighting! Fighting!
Colonists: For you and MMMEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!! YEAH!
[They all smile and bounce happily, all unaware of the five fainted bodies of their supposed saviors.]