I don't own anything so if I'm wrong BEAT UP THIS WOMAN (pulls out Bakura)
Word 2 ya motha
Kaiba was walking down the street. He saw a woman in a black trench coat. "Damn," He said, a Trench coats really turn me on!" He grabbed the woman in the black trench coat and said, "Hey baby, mind if I rape you?"
The woman turned around and said, "You can but first, you must come to my dueling arena and complete a series of challenging and unrealistic duels!"
"Whatever," Kaiba said, "I can beat anybody except for Yugi Moto or Bakura!" (She's just 2 damn hot! And when I become ruler of the world I'll do her every day) In case you were wondering, Kaiba is too special cough sex obsessed cough to realize that Bakura is a man.
"Challenge 1" The mysterious lady said, "Will be as pervy and graphic as an R-rated anime fanfic will ALLOW!"
Kaiba found himself back inside his house. "I thought we were going to your dueling arena!" Kaiba shouted apparently talking to the air.
"Fool we are in my dueling arena!" An ominous disembodied voice replied. Kaiba looked around clearly confused, drunk, stoned, or hung-over. (Probably all of the 4.) Then he saw his scantily clad janitorial staff. Ahhhh, he thought, to have such money and power that I can make my entire staff female and force them to wear such short skirts that when they bend over I can see their thongs! Also their tops are so loose and low cut that when they bend over I can see everything!!!!! MWA-HA-HA-HA!!
As you can see Mr. Kaiba takes enormous pleasure in making his house look (and feel) like a wet dream 24/7.
"So what is my first challenge?" Seto asked the ominous disembodied female voice, "I can take anything!!!"
"Well then Mr. Kaiba can you handle this!" The ominous disembodied female voice exclaimed clearly about to serve a full-course 5 star, just desserts, meal of TOURTURE!
Kaiba looked around and saw that each and every o/ his female worker/sick pleasure squad was being replaced with fat, hairy, smelly, and disgusting MIDDLE AGED MEN! And they were still wearing the same outfits!!!!!
"But that is not all," said the ominous disembodied voice clearly ready to wash the dirty dishes of Kaiba, "sick pleasures with the water of his PAIN!"
And with an unnecessary flash of light his butler had been replaced with MICHEAL JACKSON!!! (Sorry all of you Jackson fans but I just couldn't resist)
"Well," Michael Jackson said in a completely unnatural and high pitched voice, "You may be 16 but according to federal laws of the US of A you are not a man until you turn 18 which makes you a...boy! And you know how much I LOVE little boys!!!!" (once again couldn't resist)
"NOOOOOOO!" Kaiba screamed running away from the male/female horror that is Michael Jackson.
"And to top things off," the ominous female voice said, "I shall do this to your extensive collection of Playboy magazines and College Girls Gone Wild videos!"
And with an unnecessary display of man wizarding skill all o/ his porno videos and mags were switched with Playgirl and Middle Aged Men Gone A Rye!!!!!
"Now Seto, lets see you survive this for ONE WEEK!!!!" The ominous female voice cackled sinisterly, "Or can you not face the Horror of Challenge ONE!"
And Kaiba had been put to sleep in a bed of VENGANCE and MICHAEL JACKSON surrounded by scantily clad 100 to 300 pound overweight middle aged men and NO PORN.
"If you cannot survive this, said the ominous female voice, "Then you just WAIT for challenge 2!"
And review, or else this will happen to you!!!!! (and I won't write a part 2!!!)