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Misadventures of the Reluctant Tenth

Day: 1 [Monday]
Entry: 1
Location: Namimori Middle School Toilet cubicle number 5
Mood: Frazzled, Annoyed, Scared shitless little Tsuna.
Listening to: ...I DUNNO.
Topic: I am so fucking dead, aren't I.

Dear Diary,

I never thought there would be a time where I would prefer to keep my 'Dame-Tsuna' status as a nobody with a nameless face. The day has finally arrived.

Dear Kami, please, I beg you, I take back what I said about not being satisfied with my position.

PLEASE MAKE THEM GO AWAY.

Apparently, this little kid shows up at my house, tells me that I'm a descendant of the mafia.

Why am I not surprised?

I just gained a subordinate [bitch], who's called Gokudera Hayato. It was psycho shit when he tried to blow me [and half the fucking precious school] up, before Yamamoto came by and thought this was all a game. Then he has this MASSIVE character change, and suddenly, he's my loyal right hand man [manservant] with a dash of dramatica.

Then...

I got caught by the prefect of Namimori, Hibari Kyoya.

He is ONE SCARY DUDE.

So Reborn pops up all over the place, defying the law of physics, but he tells me it's an anime, and hits me. I can't even retaliate due to the fact that I'm supposed to be a worthless wimp who can't do jack for his life. I hate this image. If I wanted to, I could charm the pants off the TEACHERS if I wanted to.

Anyway, I digress. I think it's because Reborn's some alien who really, really wants to kill me with all this crazy shit.

I found out he can mind read- the hard way *wince*

Ryohei Sasagawa- Kyoko's brother found me curled up in a corner. All. Hell. Broke. Loose. Especially since I had to train with him, panting, sweating, and half-naked. I swear Gokudera was bleeding, and Chrome was blushing. Add a little 'Kufufufu' with Hibari-san, and...

Good God.

Never, NEVER attempt to pacify Hibari when Mukuro clings to you, and announces that he wants your body- literally. I barely mabaged to escape with two [painful] bruises.

That'd how I ended up here.

This is the safest place in the building right now. Especially since this is a place so small, even Reborn can't get in.

Tsuna looks up from his scribble, and puts an ear to the door of the cubicle. There was no noise.

Good.

Moving silently, He unlocked the door, peeked out, and ran for his life. A blur of flying colour was seen, dashing over to the said Sawada. Mukuro uses sneak!Attack! No.2, and tries to pin Tsuna on the ground.

Tsuna uses Girly!Scream!, which causes fellow family members to rush in, and used Lameattempt!Shoving Lvl.1 to try to get a grinning Mukuro off.

HE FAILS. Mukuro leans in for awesome!kiss, the following happens

Gokudera uses Bad!Language EXTREME and brings out dynamite, while Hibari caresses Tonfas!of!Doom.

Yamamoto laughs, but is slowly unsheathing newly acquired Samurai Sword.

Ryohei uses his EXTREME! pep talk, but is jumping.

Again, Tsuna shrieks, which brings Chrome back, instead of that grinning pineapple.

He swears he can hear a 'Kufufu' resonating, but it was a disappointed one.

Tsuna uses the following: Losing of Manly pride, Dizziness Lvl 5, Spluttering and stammering, blushing, edging away, and then Run for life...

In that order.

Day: 1
Entry Number: 2

Dear Diary,

It's still the same day, but many things have happened. I'm currently in the broom closet.

Pause. Shake of head.

I tried to be 'Dame-Tsuna' again, but now, the bullies are looking for me, due to Yamamoto's confrontation.

Chyeah. Thanks, Yamamoto-kun.

Gokudera didn't help. He shoved Dynamite up their nose and asked them to get away- and even then I'm putting it mildly.

Hana says I've gained a harem of seme's.

We've gotta stop reading doujinshi together.

Imagine the FANFICS about us.

I thought I saw a few ones with everyone, actually.

Suddenly, a flash of light appeared, and landed on an unwitting victum. Bum bum Buuuuuumm~

...

I apologize.

Such is the effect of being around Collonello too much. Thank GOD Lal is awesome, and has him all around her little finger.

Kukasabe-san's hairstyle...I wonder if Hibari designed it..?

//Shudder//

I'm never letting him near my clothes. Ever. Period.

Oh, by the way..

Why do they all insist I take my shirt off...?

Mukuro asked out plainly.

Hibari claimed to look for injuries.

Gokudera said it was too hot.

Yamamoto said it was too hot. [Why was he holding my hand?]

Ryohei told me to join the boxing team.

Lambo...didn't care, thank god.

I think even Xanxus mentioned it in passing once..twice...something like that.

OH. SHIT. It think they've found me. Gokudera-kun's voice is nearby. I wish he'd stop the 'Juudaime' thing. It's not like I'm really gonna be a mafia boss.

Ahahah.

...

Yeah...I guess I'd better go now, I feel bad for making them worry.

Sighing, Tsuna put the pen in the freshly written in book, and then hopped down. "Gokudera-kun, I'm her`"

He found himself gloptackled by a blur of silver hair.

And he felt something warm on his lips.

CUE INWARD FAINTING AND LOSS OF ALL TSUNA SENSE

"G-goku..dera...kun..?"

"Tenth! I apologize deeply..I-I...!!"

Sigh.

"Naah, it's fine. Let's not tell 'Bari and 'Kuro, kay..?"

Silver hair nodded.

Today had been a looong day.

Day: Still...One.
Entry number: 3

Dear Diary,

It's been a loooong day.

Even longer than usual, with me hackings and everything...

But let's not worry about me.

I've decided that being a mafia boss...isn't bad.

It's horrible.

And with Reborn around, I don't see how I can ever finish my hacking stuff, and the acid balloons I've been working on.

Thank Kami no one knows about my stuff.

I've gained some...friends, I guess.

Well, I gotta finish homework now. And a sidenote: If you're reading this, guardians, then know this- Smile~ because there's a hidden camera in this book. Jaa~!

And so it begins;

The Misadventures of a [Reluctant] Tenth

Owari~