As i sat there, practicing my combat techniques, my mind ran freely. on the outside i was strapping on my combat pants, which had pockets everywhere. in those pockets were, an extra pair of glasses with case, extra socks, ammo, sidearm ammo, some caffine, some protein, ipod with solar charger, small pocket notebook with pencils and pens (i do draw ponies, i might post them not sure.), two decks of cards, a pair of binoculars, and earbuds. on my belt was a Gerber survival kit, my SOG, gunny aproved, fasthawk, (got one for christmas :) ) my Colt M1911, and my vietnam M-16 bayonet. (picked it up at the gun and knife show at gibralter today.) on my chest i had a bulletproof vest, and my AR-15. a bulletproof helmet donned my head.

i went outside to walk though the forest and get used to the weight. my mom and grandparents were not home, so i was free to do what i wanted. as i walked, my mind was drawn to the familier animated ponies i delighted in watching. my mind took hold of thought and expanded it, transformed it, till i imagened i was there, walking beside them. i smiled, in pure bliss. i suddenly snapped back to reality . i paused. like most survivalists i was in complete control of my body. standing there arms splayed to my sides, i realized someone was watching me. (always trust your gut) i calmly looked around. there. i thought to myself. right in the corner of my eye, there was a bright, oval shaped light. not snapping on to it like a normal person would, i kept walking, keeping a air of cluelessness. the light followed.

i quickly turned around. the light was speeding towards me. aw, crap. i thought as i turned around and ran. i was only able to keep away for a second or two before it caught up. "AAAHHHH", i shouted as it passed through me.

i woke with a start. i was face up in the middle of a forest. i quickly snapped up and shouldered my rifle, looking around. after i made sure of no immediate threats, i began to explore. i stumbed upon a clearing in the forest. looks empty. its getting dark so i should make camp. i gathered some wood, and set them in two long lines next to me. i dug a pit in between them. i layed in the pit, checking it was big enough. then i set the fires a-blazing. i layed in the pit, nice and warm. as my mind drifted, sleep finally caught up to me.

THE NEXT MORNING

i woke up well rested. i looked up at the sun and determined that it was around noon. well, its a good time as any to look for rescue. i better make a signal fire. so i set to making a decent sized fire, and added big, dry leaves and sticks. white smoke followed. seems good, i thought to myself as i walked of to find a hiding place to wait.

my waiting was rewarded by the sound of leaves rustling unnaturally. i looked up from my ipod, and was meet with a strange vibe of something not normal. i pulled out my combat knife, and tomahawk, and sulked deeper into the bush. i peered out at a very strange sight. i had to physically hold myself back from shouting. there standin in the middle of the clearing looking questioningly at the fire was none other than the mane six. i silently cursed as i heard fluttershy say, " it looks like somepony was trying to get attention. oh my, i hope the pony's not hurt." then twilight sparkle pointed to my makeshift bed and said, "well it looks like a place they would come back to, so lets wait here."

if anything was looking at me at that moment, they would notice my skin becoming very, very pale. i slowly, calm-a-possible-ly walked back towards the dense forest behind me, then i stepped on a twig. as everypony in the clearing turned their heads, i got up and ran as fast as i could. since they were very startled, it took them a minute to give chase. i was already to far ahead. as i turned into a bush and watched them run by, i thought to my self, well, that was unexpected. i shakingly got up and began to walk to were they came from.

as i walked farther away from the clearing, i began to notice a path in the dirt. i silently cursed myself for sleeping so close to it. i glanced off to the distance to see a bright ponyville. i walked to the edge of the forest, which took me till dark, and spyed upon the town. looks like they are all asleep. i set up camp far away from the path, and fell asleep. no fires this time.

a loud rustling next to me woke me with a start. i silently pulled out my combat knife , and tomahawk, not wanting to use guns because of the noise. i stared at a glowing set of beastly eyes. must be a lone timberwolf. i thought to myself. as i prepped my body for a fight, the timberwolf lunged at me. he was met with a knife to the chest and a tomahawk to the skull. he died instanly. i threw the body off me with a grunt and heard a small gasp. i looked up to see a very startled and wide-eyed fluttershy. i stood there and she slowly backed away, glancing between me and the dead timberwolf, muttering "oh my" to herself the entire way. then she turned around and ran.

still shell-shocked from the encounter with the pony and timberwolf, i sat there and let the adreniline wear off. then i suddenly snapped-to and started running into the forest, muttering "crap" to myself the entire way. i then stopped after i put a good distance between me and the encounter area. i looked around and spotted a lone hill. i went to it. when i got there, i pulled out my binoculars and looked around. i could see ponyville in the distance, but the light was slowly fading. i suddenly felt a yawn push its way up. i then made camp, and fell asleep to thoughts of how i would reveal myself.