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A Day of Stupidity
Axel and Roxas were side by side fighting Sora and Riku while Larxene and Marluxia where fighting Kairi and Namine (No idea why). In the meantime, Xigbar and Xaldin where fighting Xemnas and Saix for no reason at all. Axel and Roxas where having a tough time while Namine was getting smashed to pieces by Marluxia's pretty pink flower scythe. Kairi was managing to defend herself with her girly keyblade from Larxene's knife-thingies. Xigbar and Xaldin on the other hand where equally matched to Xemnas and Saix.
Suddenly Xemnas and Saix screamed out "Power of gay love!!!" and completely destroyed Xigbar and Xaldin.
Kairi got the idea that it would work for her too but instead grabbed Larxene before shouting "Power of gay love!!!" and Larxene and Kairi where bonded and left leaving Namine lying on the floor getting chopped apart by Marluxia who was screaming "You bitch! I hate you! I hate you so much!". Meanwhile, Riku and Sora, and Axel and Roxas where making out.
Xemnas shouted at them "Get a room!"
This caused Sora and Riku to leave normally while blushing wildly but Axel and Roxas where slowly backing away while still making out. Saix decided that it was the best time to make a move on Xemnas but just as he said "Xemnas? Will you go-" Demyx ran straight through the center of them and was then tackled by Zexion who started nuzzling his nose.
Xemnas then replied sternly "What?"
Saix said "Do you want to go out?"
"What? A date? Well, uh, sure." Xemnas said sounding unsure.
"Great. I'll make plans for tonight." Saix replied while smiling proudly to himself (that's a first).
Later that night
"I wonder where Xemnas is?" Saix was muttering silently to himself.
"Well. I'm here." Said a well dressed Xemnas.
"Good. I hope you like taco's because I already ordered you some." Saix said loudly
"Great! I love taco's." Xemnas replied.
A waiter came along carrying a tray and put it on the bench. "Here are your taco's" he said in a funny accent.
"Finally, they're done." Saix said just before munching into a large part of the taco.
"Mmm, yum. These are the best taco's I've ever had!" Xemnas said before collapsing onto the floor.
"All done." Said Saix as he dragged Xemnas out of the restaurant and into his car. He then pulled down both his and Xemnas's pants before shoving his penis up Xemnas's arse. Meanwhile, Sora and Riku where getting it on back on the island and Axel and Roxas where pashing like they've never pashed before in the usual spot back in Twilight Town. Kairi and Larxene where also playing with each others breasts and vagina's in the white room in Twilight Town. Marluxia was still chopping up Namine even though it was obvious that she was dead.
THE END.
This is my first fanfic so I don't expect many people to like it much but I hate KairixNamine pairings. Kind of. Plz review don't care how bad it is working on better fanfics.