A little late for Christmas, but I was recently inspired! There are some things that the Akatsuki probably wouldn't' have…like a tv or internet? But oh well, just go along with it. :P Enjoy!

Summary: A 'parody' of the song "The 12 Pains of Christmas" with the Akatsuki!

DISCLAIMER: I don't own the characters (belong to Masashi Kishimoto) or the song "The 12 Pains of Christmas"

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Pein: Akatsuki presents The 12 Pains of Christmas.

Hidan: I take offence to that title.

Pein: …?

Hidan: Akatsuki presents The 12 Pains of JASHINmas. ^^

Itachi: Hidan, that's not even a real-

Hidan: -swings scythe- What did you say Uchiha?

Itachi o.o never mind…

Konan: o.o…Well no matter what you call it, its still about Christmas =)

Tobi: -GASP- IT'S CHRISTMAS ALREADY?!?! :D

Hidan: JASHINMAS! JASHINMAS! .

Kakuzu: Anyways, lets get on with it. I'm wasting time, and time is money.

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Thanks for reading! This is just the intro, the next chapter will be the first pain of uh, JASHINmas. Reviews and comments are always welcome!!

-MoonlitLotus