Authors note: This is a joke. Ok? A joke. Don't take this seriously.
Disclaimer: I don't own Twilight or anything having to do with it or mushroom ravioli or scrabble or docters or port angeles etc. M'kay?
CHAPTER ONE:
bella
one Saturday lighting up morning and brightness were awake on
"hi
edward." it said to the Edward, reading impact of the
sizes
on its tilting chair bella of "hi was, which its Saturday
goes
to my house requires; "ok" the above-mentioned bella
they
went to the house of Edwards and Jaspis were there and it were
the
play, which is with win!" of "i scrabble; it
really
extremely
and howls then dont" "no by Alice the U;
additionally
Alice read a magazine on aiee beside jaspis and then came
the
Rosalie into the space and displayed that to Edward and bella of
"hi,
which is except in very pretty." to the top side; emmett
entered
and displayed "guess, what in buff." Carlisle
entered
and displayed "guess, what docter." in; bella and
scrabble,
which through Edward with jaspis and the Alice and the
Rosalie
and the remainder went cullens and then it was played,
in
communication
angeles to sit down and bella ate Pilzravioli. "yum
it
said" isnt humans of the food of "ewwwww as well as
a
attractionable
grizzly bear; ur therefore funny." from Edward of
"lol;
the above-mentioned bella with its/it friend of Vampire.
CHAPTER TWO:
the next day was sunday and they played pictionary at the cullens house and then it was monday.
"omg edward i dont wanna go 2 school." said an irritataed bella.
"but bella if u dont ull never go to harvard like me.: said edward.
they went to school and to their surprise an old man was standing in the hallway.
"omg. he shouted i like cheese."
bella loled and edward rolled down the hallway and outside of the school.
"omgedward r u ok?"
edward started 2 cry and said he wasnt.
"omg i get carlilsle."
"no bella dats not nesisary. u dont need 2."
"but edward u rolled!"
sudenly edward truned into a rapper and he started rapin and bella satrd 2 cry because she doesnt like mrap.
"wedward it burns my ears."
"tuff!!!!!!!!!!!111!!!!!!!!!!!!' SHOUTS edward real loud and alice cames out.
"omg whats goin down out here?"
bella cryd and alice did 2 because she gets emoshunal and nthinks lik dis.