Disclaimer: I OWN NOTHING. Except the strange ideas in my mind...

Author's Note: I'm insane. I wanted something insane. and I just let my mind type.. This is what I got:

Frodo: Let's go Christmas Caroling guys!!!!

Pippin: You? Want to go Christmas Caroling.In July?

Frodo: YEAH! WE SHOULD!

Merry: You're insane. Let's Do it!

Sam: Wait just a minute.. shouldn't we dress up like it was Christmas?

Pippin: with boots, and hats, and heavy jackets?

Sam: RIGHTEOUS!

Merry: Let's call all our old friends!!!

Pippin: NO TIME! NOTIME! Let's Just GO!!!

Frodo: Ready set go..

Pippin: Deck the Halls.. Sam: Joy to the World.. Merry: Silent night!.. Frodo: Shake it! Shake it like a Polaroid Picture!..

Pippin: FRODO! CHRISTMAS CAROLING..

Merry: Let's All Sing It's Beginning to Look A lot Like Christmas.

Sam: RIGHTEOUS!!!!!!

Merry: A one, a two, ready and.

All: ITS BEGINNING TO LOOK A LOT LIKE CHRISTMAS! EVEYWHERE YOU GOooooOOO!

Random Person: YOU FREAKS! STAY INDOORS! ITS 100 degress F out and you are dressed up in winter coats? What are you insane?!?!

Other Random person: THEY WERE SINGING!!!!!!!!!!!!

Yet again, random person: OMG THEY WERE SINGING XMAS CAROLS!!!!!!!!!

Mhmm another random person: WE SHOULD KILL THEM FOR THAT! ITS JULY!!!!!!!!

Yet again..: RIGHTEOUS!! TORCHES AND PITCHFORKS! IVE ALWAYS WANTED TO BE IN AN ANGRY MOB.

Merry: smooth one frodo.

Sam: *throws jacket and boots and scarf at frodo then runs away*

Frodo: SAM!!! DON'T LEAVE ME!!!!!!!!

Sam: AHHHHH!!! ANGRY MOB!!!!

Pippin: *picks up sam's discarded winter items* I have a plan.

Narrator: Well.. Strangely enough whatever Pip's plan was it worked. and thus ends the First Chapter of Frodo's Brilliant Ideas..