Just because he could, Tucker Foley did some strange things in his life. Eating until he had to visit the hospital and programming his pride and joy PDA to talk back to him in the voice of Paulina Sanchez could attest to that. But when Danny flew through his wall one afternoon, he did not expect to see his best friend lying on his bed, grunting and sweating profusely like he had just run a marathon. immediately the young half ghost's temperament flashed from playful to concerned, the happiness dying in his mind as he flew to his best friend's side.

"Tuck!" He cried, putting his ghostly hand on his quivering side. "What's going on?" Tucker just looked into those green eyes, fatigue evident on his face. He looked grim, he was about to pass out any second with the way he was acting. Danny switched to his human form, running to the door to alert his friend's parents, when he heard a strange noise, almost a whisper.

"...A..." Danny twisted his head toward his friend, who looked triumphant instead of miserable. Tucker's eyes locked on Danny's again, smiling as another faint whisper rose out of seemingly nowhere.

"...B..." Danny relaxed his grip as he realized that somehow Tucker was OK, he looked so happy to contradict his flustered appearance. Tucker took in a deep breath as Danny approached his bed, his body contracting once again...

"...C...D...E..." The letters were pronounced now, and Tucker was less irritated as well, reaching his hand up and giving Danny a high five. Danny sat next to his friend and gripped the hand, offering companionship for whatever Tucker was going through. Another sharp intake...

"FGHIJKLMNOP" Came out of... his ass? Danny looked at his friend, then at his ass again. That outburst had most definitely come from his ass.

"Tucker, is that coming out of your ass?" He asked, holding out hope that wasn't the case. Please let it not be the case...

"Q" Tucker gave a weak smile in return.

"Really? The alphabet?"

"R"

"How do you even do that?"

"S"

"You have got to be kidding me."

"T"

"Sam would tell you to stop eating meat right about now."

"UV"

Danny slapped his hand on his face. Of course Tucker could do this. Why not?

"WX"

"Tuck, I'm going to go bleach my skull."

"Y...and...ZZZZZZZZZZZ!"