"Sir, Sir, How does it feel to be the first openly gay superhero" The news cameras were crowding me as I came out of my apartment. "Isn't it bad enough you know my who I am." I couldn t make it to the Hot dog shop on the corner I was too bombarded by press. " If I was straight would you guys be bombarding me like this" I know it s a stupid question but I had to get their minds moving on to that while I made way to the Hot dog kart. " Well know Straight guys don t have your-Spunk" This lady was starting to get on my nerves. Short Stature short hair Tall heels Big mouth. "You mean my drive or Sucking Dick, because I that s what you mean then straight guys sure as Hell don t have that" I wanted to run but I couldn t microphones everywhere. Fly. "You Motherfuckers I can Fly, I wasted these past few minutes trying to escape the madness when, Well I can fly. I did as though I just bragged about. I shot up my Suit flapping under the wind. Being openly Gay and A superhero is a great combination. Especially if you want Publicity. I mean Coca Cola has been sending me shipments of Soda tell me to drink this in Public. Which I haven't because im a Dr. Pepper Guy.
"Original. You know out of all the Hereditary diseases my father could have given me I think Superpowers was the best" I was looking at my Father's suit. His Jet Black suit with Speckles as Black and Gold. I guess it struck fear into Villains while still looking Fabulous. Which is great even though I thought America already had a RuPaul. But I Still wear it as a Sign of respect. I completely Ignore the fact it rides on the crotch a little. Bzzzzzzzzzzzzz. My Phone sitting on the ottoman across the room. I never get calls during the day. I walk over slowly. But I pick up the phone fast, I open the phone fast, I answer the phone fast. "Hello?" Pause. " Hey Babe" Oh thank goodness its just Aaron. " Hey Baby what you need" I replied. " Your cock in this Ass asap. But if you cant do that then I need you to bring me my wallet from your place." Oh how I wish " I wish but I have a job to save these Ungrateful people's lives but I am sending you a pic. And a video I shot in the bathroom earlier" Send. Then it went off the Crime alert. The thing I cringe my teeth about when I hear it. Because sometimes I don t know if Im coming back home.